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Title: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:15:34
Not the Gentlemans club, but the urban type. Fucking things shitting in the back garden...

Can I shoot them?


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:20:34
No, shoot yourself


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:33:47
It's probably cats anyway.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:52:43
Buy a penthouse apartment, without window ledges (to avoid pigeon issues)


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 20:53:58
It's probably cats anyway.

Nope definitely foxes. They visit multiple gardens around here every day.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 21:01:54
we get foxes here too, bloody noisy sods


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: bamboonoshoe on Tuesday, May 2, 2017, 21:04:15
If you take your time to get to know them, they are actually very social and enjoy the odd Gin or two. Plus they'll no longer shit on your lawn but pobably still on your neighbours.  :pint:


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 00:35:54
Do they require those now fashionable Gin glasses?


Title: Re:
Post by: horlock07 on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 05:31:35
I will take your foxes and raise you.... Fucking badgers. Bastards keep grubbing up my lawn and as they are protected there seems to be little we can do legally to discourage the big furry fuckers, bar me having a piss on the lawn.

Sent from my Hudl 2


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Stevens on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 07:40:07
You can buy fox repellents to keep foxes away.

An old way is to piss all around the edges of your garden, ask friends to help you, make it a party, foxes do not like human piss.

A fox also likes to shit in long grass, so make sure you keep your grass cut regularly.

Or just shoot them, they are not protected.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: bamboonoshoe on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 15:39:52
Do they require those now fashionable Gin glasses?

They don't have much preference. One like an umbrella in the glass but the rest are more bothered about the quality of the Gin :)


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: mystical_goat on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 19:36:07
I looked into keeping a fox as a pet, proper difficult apparently.

This lady seems to do it well but it's a moody cunt and pisses on everything

https://www.instagram.com/juniperfoxx/


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, May 3, 2017, 23:58:46
Have to have a big garden to shoot them safely.

Live rounds or heavy gauge shot guns for that job.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Tails on Thursday, May 4, 2017, 08:46:18
Get a dog. Mine scares the foxes away!


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 4, 2017, 10:45:08
Loads of foxes by me. Wonderful creatures.
A neighbour puts out food for them every evening so our street is very busy with them coming and going overnight. I've never had them shit in my garden but next doors cat is a right little bastard for it.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: bamboonoshoe on Thursday, May 4, 2017, 11:22:24
Yeah we have about 3 or 4 come through ours from about now onwards and they're pretty entertaining. Well one is a completely stubborn fucker, but seriously one of them has entertained my homemade Sloe Gin. I pissed myself the first time it was tame enough to get close. So I put a dribble in a bowl and left it 10ft or so away. Yep, it's true. Foxes like Gin  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, May 4, 2017, 11:46:23
Foxes are awesome.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: 4D on Thursday, May 4, 2017, 12:23:37
Use the force  :)


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: bennett on Tuesday, May 9, 2017, 17:11:06
Theresa May hates foxes is pro fox hunting.
If that isn't an indication that we should all embrace our ginger (not you AXS) friends, I don't know what is...


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 07:16:16
The fucking things chewed through our washing line cable last night.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 07:32:03
#prayforsippo


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: bennett on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 15:41:20
At what height is your washing line Sippo?


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Batch on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 15:58:55
perhaps they are giant foxes


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 16:10:01
On step ladders.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 18:48:07
At what height is your washing line Sippo?

Just a normal rotary one. Facking things. I am against fox hunting, but these fucking things are annoying little shits.


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 19:29:32
It seems like foxes hate you more than you hate them   ;)


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 20:03:29
It seems like foxes hate you more than you hate them   ;)

I reckon. Just literally seen one do a shit. These are third world problems. I need to buy a shotgun. #prayforsippo


Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, May 14, 2017, 21:12:24
http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
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Title: Re: Foxes
Post by: pauld on Monday, May 15, 2017, 09:25:32
Just a normal rotary one.
You should confiscate their pogo sticks, that'd fox 'em