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Title: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: garethgillman on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 14:11:08
I keep seeing some gems be said by "fans" (especially on the FB group) and thought we should highlight them to have a daily giggle  :D

No personal names to be included, just their comment (so no trouble, witch hunts etc)

#1:

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your right we did play with passion that season however when power realised we had a gd chance of championship and players contracts almost up he didnt want to spend to keep them or replace them in championship so got the coaches etc to change things to make us a laughing stock at wembley since then ive wanted him out its obvious he wants the money and not the success of a club #POWEROUT

#2:

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Are you ever going to understand that he isn't gonna sack Williams , would cost too much money and would mean that there isn't a scapegoat for power.

That's just today  :-[


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: woolster on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 14:19:22
# 2 is possibly true


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 15:04:43
#1's lack of punctuation makes me want to hit myself in the face with a comma


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 17:58:04
I keep seeing some gems be said by "fans" (especially on the FB group) and thought we should highlight them to have a daily giggle  :D
Really? You snotty twat.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: garethgillman on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 17:59:03
Really? You snotty twat.

well thank you for your much needed input   ::)


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:00:55
well thank you for your much needed input   ::)
Any time, you pompous arse


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:21:23
Still not sure what I am supposed to be laughing at, the content or the spelling?


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: garethgillman on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:24:31
Still not sure what I am supposed to be laughing at, the content or the spelling?

both :D :D


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:25:48
In which case I agree with Woolster, #2 isn't inconceivable.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 18:36:43
Still not sure what I am supposed to be laughing at, the content or the spelling?

I tend to think Facebook contributions should stay on Facebook, so that I don't have to read them.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 19:19:39
So you think Power is to blame for the players coming to the club


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 19:20:14
(https://m.popkey.co/2e18f2/VlgXG.gif)


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: garethgillman on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 19:24:37


oh please do pick a few words out of a comment and make it seem like I contradicted myself  ::)

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So you think Power is to blame for the players coming to the club, playing like gutless shits, not being able to run around for 90 minutes without puffing and not being "mentally strong" to put up with a big noise at derbies....... let me know what drugs you are on as I want some  Wink

Totally different when you read the whole comment isn't it  ???


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 19:26:14
oh please do pick a few words out of a comment and make it seem like I contradicted myself  ::)

Totally different when you read the whole comment isn't it  ???
No.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: leftside on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 21:39:11
No.
I'd say that was a pretty selective cut to distort overall meaning. Not like you, Paul.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:10:19
I'm too drunk to know which side I should be taking.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:11:46
Although I do know that whomever wrote the title is a bit of a tool.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:19:06
Non nom nom


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:35:43
I'd say that was a pretty selective cut to distort overall meaning. Not like you, Paul.
I'd say this whole thread is an arrogant snide dig from someone with an unwarranted sense of superiority who can't take a bit of his own. Which is why I called it out in the first place. We all talk bollocks at times, that's in the TEF slogan, so if the OP is going to get all fucking smug about his own superiority to the opinions of others, he'd be well advised not to spend the rest of the evening being a complete fucking plank. In my opinion.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Whits on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:46:34
I'm assuming this thread will be about taking some of the gems from the Facebook group as there are some proper mentals on there - what does my head is shit like this - http://imgur.com/a/5fuqo

(http://i.imgur.com/ntpU226.jpg)

People just posting the same thing every 24 hours, assuming he just wants some Facebook likes bless. I think this isn't even funny so completely off topic to the thread :)


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:51:47
I had to fix the title, it was making my teeth itch. It's still flawed, but I bet the OP was not nearly as drunk when he posted it as I am now.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Whits on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 22:55:30
I had to fix the title, it was making my teeth itch. It's still flawed, but I bet the OP was not nearly as drunk when he posted it as I am now.
have another jäger... or sang som :)


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Flashheart on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:00:19
have another jäger... or sang som :)

It's a common misconception that Sang Som is a whisky, but it's actually rum.

A perfect complement with fresh young coconuts. Chop the head off, pour some in and you're in for a treat.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 12, 2017, 23:24:26
A perfect complement with fresh young coconuts. Chop the head off, pour some in and you're in for a treat.
I read the first part of that as a slightly creepy euphemism. Which made the second part a LOT more creepy. You crazy ex-pats


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Ells on Monday, February 13, 2017, 00:18:31
Oh come on, we're all pissed off with what's happening but some of the comments coming out from our more ..interesting fans are beyond ridiculous. I don't see why we shouldn't laugh at them.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Stevens on Monday, February 13, 2017, 06:46:48
Sitting in the Don Rogers stand first home game of the season, it was at least 10 years ago. Comment from the guy next to me.
I think we were playing Peterborough, kicked off and the game, and gave the ball away about six times on the bounce to the opposition.

He turned to me and said: 'It's going to be a bloody hard season, fucked if I'm coming again this year.'

I thought it was funny at the time


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Red Frog on Monday, February 13, 2017, 09:49:01
This thread could still be rescued if someone could grab that broken bottle out of Davis' hands.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Tails on Monday, February 13, 2017, 10:11:36
Paul D taking the piss out of anyone is my favourite thing ever.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, February 13, 2017, 14:39:49
Someone in the facebook group has started a thread about favourite cheeses. They're not all bad.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, February 13, 2017, 15:07:43
Is Talk Talk just pauld pissed up?


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: 4D on Monday, February 13, 2017, 15:34:14
PaulD has a shorter fuse than I'd imagined  ???


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Whits on Monday, February 13, 2017, 15:35:58
Someone in the facebook group has started a thread about favourite cheeses. They're not all bad.
there are people in that group that are ok, its just the constant "POWER OUT" from quite a few people which i understand but its just quite repetitive and brings the conversation level down to Donald Trump levels....


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Captain Beefheart on Monday, February 13, 2017, 15:41:08
If you can't laugh at them then what can you do? It's laugh or despair.


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Captain Beefheart on Monday, February 13, 2017, 16:06:58
I'd say this whole thread is an arrogant snide dig from someone with an unwarranted sense of superiority who can't take a bit of his own. Which is why I called it out in the first place. We all talk bollocks at times, that's in the TEF slogan, so if the OP is going to get all fucking smug about his own superiority to the opinions of others, he'd be well advised not to spend the rest of the evening being a complete fucking plank. In my opinion.

A prerequisite of valid opinion is that it is grounded in reason. I'd say some of the shit on that group lacks that basic premise. And of course, as we know, not all opinions are equal. So yes, laugh. Laugh away.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: pauld on Monday, February 13, 2017, 16:32:34
PaulD has a shorter fuse than I'd imagined  ???
I just hate snobbery, that's all


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, February 13, 2017, 16:50:24
I just hate snobbery, that's all

Me too, but we are better than them  ;D


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: garethgillman on Monday, February 13, 2017, 16:57:34
I just hate snobbery, that's all

Snobbery wasn't intended, the things some people say just amuse me, #1 definitely....... they are so far out of reality e.g.

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he didnt want to spend to keep them or replace them in championship so got the coaches etc to change things to make us a laughing stock at wembley

Can you really say that isn't hilarious that they think someone didn't want to pay money out for promotion so they deliberately got the coaches to play like shit so they don't?  ::)


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 13, 2017, 17:12:00
I just hate snobbery, that's all

Hmmm. I'm not sure with further humiliation on the cards tomorrow that you should be highlighting the link between snobbery and Cobblers.

I quote....

 
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Snob is an old word in English for "a cobbler, a person who makes or repairs shoes." Cobblers came to be thought of as representative of all of the working-class or lower-class people. In time the name snob came to be applied to the lower classes as distinguished from the nobility, the landowners, and the rich merchants. From its being used for any member of the lower class, snob soon came to mean "a person who pretends to be a member of a higher class, one who imitates the clothing, speech, and manners of the nobility." Nowadays the word means "anyone who acts as if he or she were better than others."

Apparently, the use of the snob for cobbler as I do, is a largely southern thing.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Ells on Monday, February 13, 2017, 17:44:11
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Lee power is waste time for explain ! EXCUSE power ! Why he sack mark cooper last season for poor result and won't sack Luke William look at 3rd bottom if don't improve for few game will too late for relegation to 2 league


 :headhurts:


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, February 13, 2017, 19:19:38


 :headhurts:
I'm going to guess that English is not that person's first language


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Monday, February 13, 2017, 19:29:06
Or second


Title: Re: Funnies things said by fans
Post by: Red Frog on Monday, February 13, 2017, 20:50:15
I'd say this whole thread is an arrogant snide dig from someone with an unwarranted sense of superiority who can't take a bit of his own. Which is why I called it out in the first place. We all talk bollocks at times, that's in the TEF slogan, so if the OP is going to get all fucking smug about his own superiority to the opinions of others, he'd be well advised not to spend the rest of the evening being a complete fucking plank. In my opinion.

Can I suggest something to put this thread back on track? Virtually anything a fan says can be made funny with double-google-translate®. You just input some PaulD bollocks, choose an exotic language, preferably outside the Indo-European family but in this case Kurdish, then copy the result and translate back into English. Guaranteed moderate smirking:

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I say, this entire thread, or dig Snider proud man with a sense of unwarranted superiority that can take some of their own. Therefore, I name in the first place. We all talk bollocks in the period, which is the slogan tambourine, so that if the OP all the fucking Labrador is dominant on their own for the opinions of others, he would be well advised not apply for other evening a complete plank fucking. In my opinion./quote]


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, February 13, 2017, 20:53:47
I hate those fucking dominant labradors.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, February 13, 2017, 20:55:02
I hate those fucking dominant labradors.

Plank fucking  :hmmm:


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Red Frog on Monday, February 13, 2017, 20:58:28
Plank fucking  :hmmm:

Don't mock Kurdish traditions.


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: swindonmaniac on Monday, February 13, 2017, 21:01:04
there are people in that group that are ok, its just the constant "POWER OUT" from quite a few people which i understand but its just quite repetitive and brings the conversation level down to Donald Trump levels....
At least Donald Trump has the idea of building a defensive wall, maybe he could be next manager here


Title: Re: Funniest things said by fans.
Post by: Red Frog on Monday, February 13, 2017, 21:35:05
At least Donald Trump has the idea of building a defensive wall, maybe he could be next manager here

After all, our fans love a fascist.