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Title: Free house
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:37:55
So it's that time of year, and the wife is out a lot for whatever reason. This is a good thing.

Kids are fast asleep in bed. I have plenty of drink, but don't know what to do. Can't be arsed with the football. There's only so much pornhub to watch. What can I do?


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:47:56
Build a fort.


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:50:07
Out of what?


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, November 11, 2016, 19:55:19
Cushions, pillows, cardboard boxes.... Use your imagination man.

Then take a photo and whack it on here so we can see your skillz.


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 11, 2016, 20:09:44
I have no cardboard boxes. Fuck.


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, November 11, 2016, 20:10:44
Tables? Chairs?


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Flashheart on Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:26:59
Where's this fucking fort then?

If you ever need a fort built in a hurry, don't ask Sippo. Useless cunt.


Title: Re:
Post by: horlock07 on Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:28:43
Put two chairs facing each other, makes a good boat, if you cannot be arsed with a fort?


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Sippo on Friday, November 11, 2016, 21:42:39
Where's this fucking fort then?

If you ever need a fort built in a hurry, don't ask Sippo. Useless cunt.

I'm watching gogglebox


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: suttonred on Friday, November 11, 2016, 22:23:57
Build a fort.

Bender.. Empty beer cans
Out of what?

Empty beer cans of course. You could make a pirates hat out of a fray bentos steak and kidney pudding tin. Oh hang on that was my last night in.


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 06:44:17
I love a good successful thread.


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Whits on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 07:29:39
Sounds like he had a banging night!


Title: Re: Free house
Post by: Sippo on Saturday, November 12, 2016, 08:07:53
Sounds like he had a banging night!

It was thrilling