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Anyone remember the guy from Cippenham(not Chippenham) who deleted his account because someone made a joke about the club going under?

He was angry because people reading it might be having a bad day. All the more reason to make a joke, you would have thought  :)

The meltdowns that finish with account deletion are always the best ones....

Who was it that Fred offered out when he posted his home address?

Also, Toni. That is an all time classic.

For those that missed it. He must have had a really crap 24 hours:

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=15316.0

To be fair it appears he never deleted his account - that thread does show how many people have though?

All that over losing Dennis fucking Wise.

Shady?

what happened to sir pissa? I know we missed his quiz answer but even so..

Jesus.. Good job he wasn't angry or shit would have gotten real.

Same with JJ, what was his beef?

Christ, the old memory isn't what it used to be...............or is it? I can't remember.

I speak with him regularly, today in fact.  Straw that broke the camels back just about sums that one up.  He's got his own stuff going on but will no doubt re-appear again in the future when he has something to say.

Spacey vs. TalkTalk was a favourite of mine, but I think that got deleted.

Really?  That was a classic.  Surely one of the mods can locate it in a vault somewhere?

Arriba

The best bit is when one of them says:


Partridgesque

The Toni one sticks in my mind! Didn't it start asking about where she could buy an adver??

Uh oh, who's gonna tell him ;)  Mind you it is funny as fuck

That thread should be recommended reading for anyone who comes on here. Sets out the tone of the TEF nicely. I read I when I first signed up.

Bandwagon

Same here. At first I felt really sorry for her but then it just got more and more bizarre and by the end I had Kenco coming out of my nostrils*

*maybe not really

I read it aswell . But I dont have to lick ass .

" required reading if you want to be accepted"

Someone's got sand in their vagina.

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Someone's got sand in their vagina.
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I dont get it. But then I suppose everyone will kiss your ass anyway thinkingbyour a girl.

You nearly had me convinced

Yeah, you're definitely drunk. I think you need a kip m'love. And perhaps a bit more belief in yourself.

I'm fine hun . Maybe we should meet before a game one day . Take a selfie ( together). Where do you sit. Or if not a regular I will defo meet you on your next appearance and buy you a Baby Sham.

Do the words "fucking creepy" mean anything to you?

Nope.

Man pretending to be a woman on the internet,

Slightly.

Haha what the hell? Someone having a meltdown in the thread about meltdowns! Only on here!  :-[

Indeed!  :headhurts:

Whatever your name is stfc1975, I realise this will come as a shock to you and for that I apologise - but half the population are female, and some of us actually like football. Dare I say it, some of us even understand it. Some of us have even learnt to read and write (which is more than can be said for you, but that's by the by.)

I realise you have a problem with women, so I'll try not to shock you any further, but I will inform you now that I am not your "hun", and the chances of me accepting a "baby sham" from you are about similar to the chances of the Dalai Lama shitting on the Pope, only the former would be far more disturbing and unpleasant.

Sorry about that. Do have an aspirin before you go to bed.
:bye:

Oh good. An LNT into the bargain. That was satisfyingly weird. Why was everyone up so late last night?

Ells that was an amazing comeback!!  :notworthy:

I was up feeding my baby at silly o clock but stfc1975 probably wouldn't mind that as it would be seen as doing my womanly duties?

Can you still get Babycham? stfc1975 has certainly got the moves. Smooth motherfucker.

Why do you think Ells isn't female?

Anyway, the TEF don't tend to kiss ass to females.  Some of them have been downright rude to me at times  ;)

I had a Babycham round my friend's a couple of months ago.  We were reliving our youth!

there are clearly two ways to prove you are female

1. boobs out PIC next to a copy of today's adver

or

2. explain the offside rule.


thus I've stereotyped men and women in one post, in the interest of equality ;)

I suspect alcohol in their blood more likely.....

There is a third way we could demand a test as per Caster Semenya?

Seriously though what a bizarre evening I assume that the '1975' bit would refer to year of birth so seems a little strange to suddenly have a meltdown like a 15 year old? Booze is a funny old thing?

it was certainly odd. happened across a few threads. 1975, perhaps, is having a midlife crisis after hitting 40?

booze 99% of the time makes me soppy, but every now and then I drink something that makes me surly..

now I know that you can't beleive everything you read on the internet, but if ells is a bloke then who am I following on twitter  and why are they pretending to be a girl on there?;

I've been pretending to be a man on the Internet for years

Because it makes me feel sexy.

This thread could be a classic given the right cues

Are Combe Down, STFC 1975 and inept and crass all the same person? I only mention because they all seem to post in very similar if not identical syntax and be entirely bonkers. And spoiling for a fight.

How come no-one's yet mentioned our very own "special" constable, Stilton Red / It's Love?

Every post was a meltdown. I think he's still doing it on Twitter. Pity I can't find any of his classics in the archives on here.

GROW UP YOU CUNT !!!

As meltdowns go, that was pretty shit.

Do you have lots of funny noises in your head as a lot seems to swoosh straight over the top of it.

Some proper Gerry Stilton deaconoidness in this thread

http://thetownend.com/index.php?topic=24701.0

Quite possibly. I'm not very good at top bantz.

Good find Tans....that is ace old skool TEF  :) when banners led to bans.

SY has mellowed a bit  ;)

I really was a cunt

Was it really 8 years ago. Bloody hell.

I mean the troubles, not SY being a cunt.

Is this thread really happening?

nope, you are imagining it. it's not us, it's you

Ha, Ells is my new favourite poster, good work that "man"..

Not bad for a bird, acting like a bloke, pretending to be a bird...  Why the fuck he thinks you are a closet bloke is beyond me..

I like Sonic Mk1 :D

It was before my time.  You've obviously mellowed since then  :)

Dunno about threads but I had a meltdown in the TE last week when Hylton never knocked back out to the wing for a cross and stood on the ball attempting to take his man on...

Hat went on the floor, screamed and bawled.....everyone else just laughed.

I'm offended. That's fucking disgusting, Batch. I'm not buying an Adver.

I think someone probably has a headache right now!

soapy tit wank, sorry, you don't happen to know if they are available by the country ground do you..

Thought it was odd that Ells kept knocking me back. Turns out she's a mush.

It's the only logical explanation  :)

I was lying :)