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If this has been done before forget it, but who do you think certain posters look like

Just by the way he posts; Sippo:
(http://johnnoel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/KarlPilkington_RoryLewisphoto.jpg)

Jaybox on the right

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/maxresdefault_zpsumvqd5j4.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/maxresdefault_zpsumvqd5j4.jpg.html)

Ironside

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01652/SNF1134HIT--_1652387a.jpg)

DV

(http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/514706/resized_butthurt-dweller-meme-generator-2-10-wouldn-t-bang-209280.jpg)

All of you cunts:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/minions_zpsfpvpgj1t.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/jamiethon/media/minions_zpsfpvpgj1t.jpg.html)

Where's the like button ;-)

Jutty..

tans when he gets another successful troll in

(http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/brent_rambo_approves.gif)

Dosser

(http://i.imgur.com/FCEYI.gif)

Flash & Jutty

(http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj571/frenchreds/url.jpg) (http://s1268.photobucket.com/user/frenchreds/media/url.jpg.html)

You can guess this one:

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/e5da5d40300139b9ba0a4a3ffe9e0e8f/tumblr_mxlb5jqeOG1qb39w1o1_500.gif)

Flashheart

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/617411-269656_90311_brainiac_super_zpscwdkxbs3.png) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/617411-269656_90311_brainiac_super_zpscwdkxbs3.png.html)

Great idea for a thread. Reg:

(http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj571/frenchreds/imgres.jpg) (http://s1268.photobucket.com/user/frenchreds/media/imgres.jpg.html)

Yep.

Ells

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/1392372083_offer_elli3_zps407b7p5o.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/1392372083_offer_elli3_zps407b7p5o.jpg.html)

The Flash. https://youtu.be/VnT7pT6zCcA

Nemo

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/nemo-2-unfinished-1_zpslgq2vn7l.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/nemo-2-unfinished-1_zpslgq2vn7l.jpg.html)

DMR

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1585437190/image.jpg)
Mainly because of his cutting wit and that he's possibly homosexual.

how did you guess :D

Reg smeeton

(http://s23.postimg.org/e9y21qqnf/image.gif) (http://postimage.org/)
image hosting over 10mb (http://postimage.org/)

 :clap:

Tans

(http://i2.cdnds.net/13/13/300x450/music-rik-waller.jpg)

Urmmmmm... seeing as I know quite a few forumers in the flesh I will avoid those 8)

Some I don't.

joteddyred

(http://cdn.newsbusters.org/images/2013/July/Palin%20709.jpg)

Reg

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41rDyMsId3L.jpg)

Audrey

(http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims3/GLOB/crop/1989x1325+0+236/resize/590x393!/format/jpg/quality/85/http://hss-prod.hss.aol.com/hss/storage/midas/c4aed5e1012283edaf5966eb8a69a530/201231003/2.9452834.jpg)

Reg is disappointingly not that old in reality. Nice jumpers though.

This is great

(http://e0.365dm.com/11/03/800x600/howard_2577045.jpg?20110323162027)

David M Russell.

4d

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/keith_zpsovqcn5ou.jpg) (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/jamiethon/media/keith_zpsovqcn5ou.jpg.html)

Hobnob, Orange Transits and Not that Nice If I'm Honest

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gE2OzGfIDLQ/hqdefault.jpg)

Power to People

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6a/22/ec/6a22ec1372350bb64757502d070d8492.jpg)

Good one, but I'd swap 4d for 'not that nice'

Good shout

I'm twice his size  :)

Si Pie

(http://www.channel4.com/media/images/CorporatePortal/Benji/2013/Comedy%20and%20Ent/Phoneshop%20Press%20Pack/Phoneshop%20benjie%204_A2.jpg)

Jayo and Flashheart in the same clip...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qisaGTajtvk&feature=youtu.be

Is that it?

haha :D


[mg width=634 height=381]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/30/article-2351797-1A94C3FD000005DC-278_634x381.jpg[/img]

Jayo?

Jayo

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/26489815-Man-with-hammer-is-hammering-Stock-Photo_zpsymc4rpv6.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/26489815-Man-with-hammer-is-hammering-Stock-Photo_zpsymc4rpv6.jpg.html)

His muscles are too big

But he does have that manic look and a hammer - great combination.

PHIL!!!!!

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/THeunuo8gm4xxhurnXU957bYo1_400.jpg)

Brilliant.

(http://40.media.tumblr.com/51d18c01ac0f6918e62ceced0f3450bc/tumblr_nc9s7f22Oe1to519to1_400.jpg)

Reg in the middle.

(http://www.oxygen.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cillit+bang.jpg)

Yeovil Red

(https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/bear1.jpg)

This is brilliant.

Swindon please win

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/supplicant-pathetic-weak-praying-pleading-man-750_zpszyp3atzo.png) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/supplicant-pathetic-weak-praying-pleading-man-750_zpszyp3atzo.png.html)

Eric and Mrs Read

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/United2_zps4vxzehdc.jpg) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/United2_zps4vxzehdc.jpg.html)

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I wish <3

I'll take that!

Excellent!

Duke of Banbury

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/duke_zpszqofxrvv.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/duke_zpszqofxrvv.jpg.html)

Barry Scott

(http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/q486/Bewster/scott_zpsrmrimvcu.jpg) (http://s1160.photobucket.com/user/Bewster/media/scott_zpsrmrimvcu.jpg.html)

Wow what a great likeness

Ha ha "finger yobs", love that. Sounds like a Kids' TV series that didn't make it past the pitch meeting :)

Leggett

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3207035114/af561d53b464f91d09ef33f6c49797c3_400x400.jpeg)

Good to see a soverign ring there, they seem to have died out a bit!

I can just imagine the conversation, 'Grandma I saw a photo of you on the internet...'

 
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Sippo

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/Edinburgh_STFC/Sippo.jpg) (http://s9.photobucket.com/user/Edinburgh_STFC/media/Sippo.jpg.html)

Tans

(http://www.firemansam.com/en-us/Images/sam-salute_tcm993-155883.png)

Suttonred

(http://i.imgur.com/YiSIMg1.jpg)

Audrey

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7191/6783501900_2eccafcaae_b.jpg)

Not rotund enough!

Tails

This thread has actually made me soapy tit wank!!

I presume I'm the only one who pictures everyone on the forum as their avatar even after they change it?

4D

(http://betanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Old-Man-Clueless-Arms-Out-So-What-Dont-Care-600x412.jpg)

Ha.

And this is why people should always check their posts after posting them, you tease ;)

Filth.

JFW

(http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj571/frenchreds/imgres_1.jpg) (http://s1268.photobucket.com/user/frenchreds/media/imgres_1.jpg.html)

(http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/jj571/frenchreds/images.jpg) (http://s1268.photobucket.com/user/frenchreds/media/images.jpg.html)

This thread has actually made me Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Oh god! I forgot "that word" got changed on here!  :girlgiggle:
Errrr is that the bird from Hi-de-hi??!

Tis indeed Gladys Pugh from hi de hi

 ;)

I was thinking of a smartarse comment, but my come back is WTF is that? Oh and where can I get me some of those boots?

:D

Funny, that's how I picture Reg

Only at the weekends, or when in Thailand on hols

Ells

(http://www.vinylsurrender.com/Graphics/Photos/Susanna%20Hoffs/Susanna%20Hoffs-VS-ID40-2012-10-03%2000_58_28.jpg)

Barry Scott

(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/catweazl.jpg)

use IMG tag, not uml

Sonic (left) during his Norway/beard phase:

(https://jaydeanhcr.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dan_haggerty_with_bear_very20small.jpg)

Except then you remember he worksed in IT so it may be more ...

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VYNqE6t2hKA/UsriJT3OIZI/AAAAAAAAOlk/5n-oQsmep-I/s1600/anfscd-lumberjack.png)

:) :)

How does Talktalk manage to be so creepy without even saying anything?

I don't know what that means Batch, but thank you for sorting out my pic x

I sorted it. In future, hightlight the link and click the little button that looks like a picture

It's a gift John  :toocool:

(http://www.alumni.rutgers.edu/s/896/images/editor/mrmagoo.jpg)

ronnie21

Snigger

Jayo

(http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/headline26574.jpg)

Fair enough

Nah Reg is blonde and bustier than that!

It's the second one in on the third row down (under the italics button). Click on that and you will get:

"img" in square brackets followed by "/img" in square brackets.

Then paste the url for your picture between the two sets of brackets. I usually insert a space first to make it easier to position the cursor.

If the url contains "https", you need to delete the "s".

You can't see the options if you are using quick reply. Post the link in and select "preview", then all the options appear.

Then higlight your link. Click the pic button - see attached picture e.g.  Assuming you are using a PC/web browser.

or manually add the tags  [ img ] <mylink.com goes here without angled brackets> [ /img ] - but without spaces.

Thank you Batch. I got it now. Here is my vision of Reg:
(http://data7.blog.de/media/048/6290048_4f2ba03102_m.jpeg)

Chang.
(http://charliechangallery.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/waxgallery16.jpg)

Sutton Red

(http://i1372.photobucket.com/albums/ag351/rickrose1204/Mobile%20Uploads/monocle_zpsbyt0moyl.png) (http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/rickrose1204/media/Mobile%20Uploads/monocle_zpsbyt0moyl.png.html)

Haha, similar to my Twitter pic that.. In that it's black and white and my hair is everywhere. Not that I'm that pretty!

I picture almost every male here with a beard to be honest, which is a shame, because I actually like some of you.

I have a wee bit of stubble... but not a beard  :)

I shaved last week after growing a beard for a few months.  I looked like Jeremy Corbyn when I had a beard.  He is 66 I am 44.  It really did age me. 

What's wrong with having a beard, you vapid harpie?

Women are so shallow

I have a beard its great! No fashion statement just since I work from home I just cannot be bothered to shave!

I had a beard before they became a bit too common.

My beard seems to getting more and more ginger, not a good look

(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/48/48d43bf13b9752abe40fd1f614c1e1240e5809d8c9e3e8b3e75ae56048851af3.jpg)

Just had a look at your Twitter profile and you're right!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31NwzdiSaBL.jpg)

Do you not find it gets caught in your cycle helmet strap ?

 :D

I just find them really unattractive, and I'm so hipster that I'm anti-hipster.. I can get on with lazy/hate-shaving beards more than I can indie-beards

Stubble is fine, though.

I hate this post

Until all these medical issues are sorted and I get some sort of diagnosis cycling if off the agenda so I don't know. Been forced to take up golf in the interim to at lest get some exercise out the house!

You see Jayo I'm not creepy after all, just a very sensitive judge of ladies by their posts  :smugfu:

Oh and I am clean shaven

This is how I imagine FH viewing TEF posts given the time difference and after booze

(http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/f/father_jack_hackett-785655.jpg)

And talktalk - 40 years. Purely because I think he used to own a denim jacket.

(http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/10/285x214/43081_1.jpg)

Uncanny.

Arse, feck.

I've still got one Batch. On my third  8)

And nah, I'm much better looking than Shaky ever was

Dosser

(http://i.imgur.com/iRXOaam.jpg)

I feel left out, I used to be Coca Fola/Visocan.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=visican&FORM=HDRSC2

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRforZSzfZs-v_HVJp1IwmY--CreiytG2TFeAySPbMNXNRcPStn)

Ouch, how young do you think I am..

It was more the "pick me, go on, please pick me" thing.

I thought I was one of the gang.   :(

Are you saying you find a lot of TEF personalities attractive? That's probably worse than liking beards  :D

What a shock, Sie is birding. Fair enough though as Els has all the signs of being a decent spin though.

DMR
(http://i.imgur.com/EBFlxVc.jpg)

Don't let the oikish attitude fool you, I'm about as middle class as they come really

That'll do it.

Worth a shot.

Good luck. I had Ells down as a sensible girl. Saying that, I've never understood women.

I'm working class and I live in Wales, the last time I saw someone middle class I didn't want to shag them I just wanted my bank statement

I rest my case

Not sensible.. But not desperate either ;)

Seeing as Gazza's Fat Mate just posted in the Millwall thread:

(http://i4.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article7887577.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/CS36403775.jpg)

didn't know where to put this apart from here, the question being is, did anyone find out if Chalkies shorts is ok, I know where he lives as I've done some work for him, don't really want to go round there just in case he is not ok  :(

Chalkies shorts or Shaw Rosso?

Hi Woolster. Just decided I wasn't going to post this season. Thought there was more than enough bollocks on here without me adding to it. Still got the season ticket. I'm ok - saying that just had 5 weeks off work and a long weekend courtesy of GWH after getting campilobachter food poisoning. Fantastic for the diet but never felt so shit in my life.

Glad to hear you are OKish CS.

Was the food poisoning self inflicted, or is there a takeaway we should avoid.

Take care.

nice to know your still breathing john :)

Not a take away. Spoke to environmental health but not sure where I got it from. Hadn't eaten chicken for week which is normally favourite. Best guess is that something I got from a supermarket was infected with it - best guess mushrooms.

That's shit, literally.

Glad that you are ok CS. Are you sure it wasn't tomato poisoning?

I got a dose of salmonella at New Year, possibly one of the worse experiences of my life. Ten days of stomach cramps and the shits, awful. Luckily it decided to kick off in my guts and not my stomach as I would have had the honks as well. Actually these bastards can be fatal with dehydration.

I'm not saying where I think I picked it up (probably bad personal hygiene by kitchen staff or servers) but there is no way I am ever going to eat there again.

Dehydration was why I ended up in hospital. Kidneys were packing up so ended up on a drip for 3 days. Had the shits for 4 weeks.

It's time I revised this in the light of recent conversations.

Ells:

(http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7kbpgwM---/183655b9gohc2jpg.jpg)

Those thighs could break you.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That's mex in a wig and mankini

Good to hear from you again CS, all the best.

Update on Ells

(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s224/JenBleedsMusic/sweettran.gif) (http://s153.photobucket.com/user/JenBleedsMusic/media/sweettran.gif.html)

I had the same 18 months or so ago, then a much milder case 6 months later. Sounds like yours was a bit worse than mine but the first time I had the shits for over 2 weeks (like, permanently on the crapper) and had 3 days or so in hospital. Nasty as fuck. Pretty sure mine was a takeaway, found out later it had a 1 star rating, but environmental heath went in and didn't find any evidence of it.

Apparently the bacteria is present on about 70% of supermarket chicken.

That's a ridiculous lie, I'm from London.

It's ok Ells, I'm bi

 :D

Talk Talk = Paul O'Grady

4D:

(http://www.edexam.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wanker.jpg)

Uncanny.