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Title: Phew- that was close!
Post by: fuzzy on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:04:04
Once upon a time, I was a Rozzer. In June last year I retired and took up a job as a caretaker/ maintenance bloke at a special needs school.

I was in the corridor doing something earlier when I heard one of the classes singing a song to the tune of ‘My Darling Clementine’. Before I knew it I was joining in with ‘put the oxford on the top- put the City in the middle……’ before I realized what was going on.

I managed to shut the fuck up before finishing the song :-[


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 14:32:32
Once upon a time, I was a Rozzer. In June last year I retired and took up a job as a caretaker/ maintenance bloke at a special needs school.

I was in the corridor doing something earlier when I heard one of the classes singing a song to the tune of ‘My Darling Clementine’. Before I knew it I was joining in with ‘put the oxford on the top- put the City in the middle……’ before I realized what was going on.

I managed to shut the fuck up before finishing the song :-[

In this day and age, working in schools you have to be so careful what you say and do....being an ex copper, I'm surprised you passed the CRB check...


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:21:54
DBS check its called now Reg, as I know you like to be accurate ;)


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:25:45
DBS check its called now Reg, as I know you like to be accurate ;)

Indeed...what does it stand for?


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:28:33
Disclosure and Barring Service


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: 4D on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 15:43:42
Blimey, I thought Sippo was going to say...

Dashboard Surveillance


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: Bewster on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 18:05:42
this reminds me of "how's your father referee?"


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: Mother Brown on Wednesday, January 28, 2015, 20:29:52
this reminds me of "how's your father referee?"
Thought it was "who"s your father referee"
Talking of referee songs,do you recall "he"s a long legged bastard dressed in black". . . think it was to the tune of a Mungo Jerry song.


Title: Re: Phew- that was close!
Post by: dave_bambers_right_sock on Thursday, January 29, 2015, 16:56:41
Thought it was "who"s your father referee"
Talking of referee songs,do you recall "he"s a long legged bastard dressed in black". . . think it was to the tune of a Mungo Jerry song.


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