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Title: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:17:43
Is there a thread for this?....

If not, I'll start off with.... Dicksplash.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: FormerlyPlymRed on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:24:41
Axewound


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Peter Venkman on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:28:37
Wankstain.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:29:23
Knobrot


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: dogs on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:30:29
Gaybian


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: kerry red on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:31:58
Fagdyke


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: tans on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:38:09
Shitless wizard


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:45:29
Jizz cock.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: blah blah on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:46:45
I like the combinations of old and new, harsh and not so harsh.

you fucking wally
you flipping cunt
you shitting poobag

etc


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:49:45
 I'm sure we can make a few up.....snotgobbler.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 19, 2015, 18:56:34
Bumlord.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: THE FLASH on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:01:18
Joey.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Ginginho on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:08:25
Cockwomble's a good one, but as for old school i'd settle for good ol' knobhead.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: OrangeTransits on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:14:20
Knob Jockey


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:15:26
Dickwad


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Sippo on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:15:47
Berk


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: janaage on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:32:41
Stig.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: dogs on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:37:12
Nugget nudger


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:40:43
Spastic


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Exiled Bob on Monday, January 19, 2015, 19:52:18
Cunt!


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Bewster on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:17:02
Bell end


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:21:20
Flid. Actually told someone off for using that today.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:21:23
fudge packer


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: kerry red on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:25:25
Uphill gardener


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: @mwooly63 on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:26:31
Uphill gardener

haha aint heard that in ages


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:28:41
Flid. Actually told someone off for using that today.

I expect that today's youth have no idea what it means.

Oh. And I'll add 'Joey'.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: tans on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:28:58
Shit stabber


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: tans on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:29:05
Darlo


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:30:32
gimp


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: 4D on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:31:09
Oxford fan.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: kerry red on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:32:13
Spunk guzzler


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:34:26
Oh. And I'll add 'Joey'.

I trust you did the arms before typing that.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: tans on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:34:39
Shitnugget


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: kerry red on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:35:07
Chutney ferret


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:37:38
When (if) we run out, can we do mates nicknames and the reason why, a-la Greg Davis. There must be some amusing ones...


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:37:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMb-5w-V0Y



Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:38:23
syphilitic cow cunt


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Mother Brown on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:40:55
Gobshite.
Window licker.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:41:29
I trust you did the arms before typing that.

Of course  ;)


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: kerry red on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:43:07
My favourite Irish one was 'whore's melt'


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Mother Brown on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:46:50
You dance like "Duncan Archer".


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: wiggy on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:50:31
Cum guzzling thunder cunt.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Abrahammer on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:50:48
When (if) we run out, can we do mates nicknames and the reason why, a-la Greg Davis. There must be some amusing ones...

Not sure we could beat the reasons for Baghdad or Mumbo though


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: suttonred on Monday, January 19, 2015, 20:52:59
Bummer, poof,  shirt lifter, were the de facto terms of endearment in my secondary school, along with window licker as someone mentioned, and spacker.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Mother Brown on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:02:11
Benny.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:05:18
Benny.

Ha, good shout.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Flashheart on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:06:56
'Johnny' was another. As in 'Rubber Johnny' which meant condom, somehow.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Jimmy Glass is an Alien on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:14:57
Spaz


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jimbob on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:30:59
Knob cheese
2 wheeled porridge cannon
Helmet


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Gnasher on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:33:28
Spaz

Spacko at our school

Dipshit


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jimbob on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:36:09
Weapon


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Jimmy Glass is an Alien on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:50:12
Spacko at our school

Dipshit

Sorry you nonce!  :D


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Gnasher on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:52:12
Sorry you nonce!  :D

 :D It wasn't aimed at you btw


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:55:21
Quote from: Abrahammer
Not sure we could beat the reasons for Baghdad or Mumbo though

probably not, all I have right now is 'mouldy', so named after his unusual green coat and 'cabbage' because he was so utterly useless at everything. Even his girlfriend called him cabbage.

back ot  - cabbage. In the context as above.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Gnasher on Monday, January 19, 2015, 21:58:26
Gaylord

Batty

Joey Deacon (or Joey)


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jimbob on Monday, January 19, 2015, 22:24:14
Spam javelin
Jizzum monkey


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Ells on Monday, January 19, 2015, 22:27:59
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, January 19, 2015, 22:32:44
You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

...you're a sinner you're a saint, you do not feel ashamed


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: 4D on Monday, January 19, 2015, 22:54:42
Flob


Title: Re:
Post by: Ironside on Monday, January 19, 2015, 23:23:13
Fuck off, you fucking shit stained wazzock...


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 00:55:11
*awaits delta*   


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 05:50:46
Poop chute pirate


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 06:54:48
Darlo

 :blowkiss:


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: DarloSTFC84 on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 06:55:00
Pleb..


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 07:24:24
Fucktard


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: smalltowngypsymassacre on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 08:12:43
Shit for brains


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Red Frog on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 09:00:28
Have we had gumby yet?


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: FatSmurf on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 09:08:56
Bollock Chops


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 11:54:55
Cocksniff
Bellwhiff
Bender
Gaylord
Kappa Slapper


At my school - miffy eyeball. I have no idea why.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Exiled Bob on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 12:38:01
You're touched.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Gnasher on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 12:41:28
Quimface


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 13:09:07
Kappa Slapper

Now that's one that I haven't heard for a while.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: manc_red on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 14:19:00
Wazzock


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 14:27:27
I went to school in Scotland and 'Mong' or 'Mongo' seemed to be quite popular.


Title: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 14:47:12
is 'kappa slappa' the newer version of 'chis', administered with head slap for anyone with a suspiciously high forehead??

(chis after Minders balding detective inspector Chisholm in case you wondered)


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 14:49:24
is 'kappa slappa' the newer version of 'chis', administered with head slap for anyone with a suspiciously high forehead??

(chis after Minders balding detective inspector Chisholm in case you wondered)

No. I'm pretty sure that it's derived from the clothing company Kappa


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: horlock07 on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 14:52:11
No. I'm pretty sure that it's derived from the clothing company Kappa

Indeed it takes its origins from the popular sportswear attire of young ladies in the 1990's, wa heavily used when I lived in Newcastle.

I suspect it has now been heavily replaced by the more generic term chav...


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 15:00:06
Gert Lummox.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 18:59:05
Doughbake


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 20:08:04
Indeed it takes its origins from the popular sportswear attire of young ladies in the 1990's, wa heavily used when I lived in Newcastle.

I suspect it has now been heavily replaced by the more generic term chav...


Aaaah I see..


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, January 20, 2015, 22:24:10
Seymour


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: adje on Wednesday, January 21, 2015, 20:54:27
spasmo-pretty offensive looking back


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jimbob on Wednesday, January 21, 2015, 20:59:07
AIDS
Spanner


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Mother Brown on Wednesday, January 21, 2015, 21:02:35
Gimp.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 08:52:24
"Do you have HIV?"

"urrrrr NOO"

"Are you positive?"


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: DRS on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 09:08:59
Seymour
Ha yes i remember this


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: TheMajorSTFC on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 12:18:34
"Do you have HIV?"

"urrrrr NOO"

"Are you positive?"

"What's red and hairy?"

"Don't know"

"Fanny Rash...do you get it?"

"Urrrr Noo!"


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 13:28:15
Egg


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: 4D on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 14:21:20
Stig


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: @MacPhlea on Thursday, January 22, 2015, 15:15:57

Wankspanner


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Friday, February 6, 2015, 18:20:10
Arse wipe


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Hoboken on Friday, February 6, 2015, 21:13:17
My wife's from New York City. Apparently the big insult when she was in school was "you ain't got no mother!"


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Mother Brown on Friday, February 6, 2015, 21:50:12
Pog mo hon.


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 7, 2015, 01:42:53
Hoboken's wife is from new york, apparently the big insult is "You're married to Hoboken".


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: Hoboken on Saturday, February 7, 2015, 07:53:23
Hoboken's wife is from new york, apparently the big insult is "You're married to Hoboken".

Huh?


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: PeakRed on Saturday, February 7, 2015, 11:04:04
is 'kappa slappa' the newer version of 'chis', administered with head slap for anyone with a suspiciously high

"Tefal Head" was always the insult for anyone with anything resembling a slightly larger forehead...


Title: Re: Best/silliest old school 'insults'...
Post by: donkey on Saturday, February 7, 2015, 13:11:13
My wife's from New York City. Apparently the big insult when she was in school was "you ain't got no mother!"

Is she from Hoboken, or is that where you lived? (I think you mentioned once you lived in NY).  Of course, feel free to tell me to fuck off and stop being such nosey sod.  Just curious is all.