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Title: Jed or Power
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 12:44:18
It does exactly what it says on the tin.

I don't think any of us are in doubt as to who will win the poll, it's just a question of by how much.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: ChalkyWhiteIsGod on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 12:53:36
Ohh I get it. This one of those games where you ask someone to pick between two options which are both really really shit and not something you'd ever want, but you have to decide on one anyway? I'll contribute....

Would you rather have sex with a goat, but no one ever finds out or not have to have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: woolster on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 12:56:52
Ohh I get it. This one of those games where you ask someone to pick between two options which are both really really shit and not something you'd ever want, but you have to decide on one anyway? I'll contribute....

Would you rather have sex with a goat, but no one ever finds out or not have to have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?
:)


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Talk Talk on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 13:12:35
Would you rather have sex with a goat, but no one ever finds out or not have to have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?

What exactly have you got against goat sex? Oh, I seem to remember that you posted once about how they were a lousy lay and their breath stank.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 13:26:40
Ohh I get it. This one of those games where you ask someone to pick between two options which are both really really shit and not something you'd ever want, but you have to decide on one anyway? I'll contribute....

Would you rather have sex with a goat, but no one ever finds out or not have to have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?

So I should add a third option that, as far as we know, is not a possibility?

Yeah, that makes sense. ::)


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: 4D on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 13:28:21
I guess he wants a 'neither' option?


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Flashheart on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 13:29:40
Tough titty, that option is not available.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 13:47:55
Ohh I get it. This one of those games where you ask someone to pick between two options which are both really really shit and not something you'd ever want, but you have to decide on one anyway? I'll contribute....

Would you rather have sex with a goat, but no one ever finds out or not have to have sex with a goat, but everyone thinks you did?

Caprine sex is popular in Devizes...maybe you could ask there.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: @mwooly63 on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 14:26:10
Still not sure I trust Power but on the surface things look to be heading in the right direction.
Sustainability is the key and coupled with the use if the loan system Power is on the right track.

Everyone Jed touched cost us money ( concerts,big screen ) or was complete bollox ( bank roof )

No contest really


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Honkytonk on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 14:48:58
I think the third option should be 'Magically Perfect Billionaire Fan'


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Matt_C on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 14:50:13
I see (at the time of writing this) that two people have voted for Jed. I wonder who that was :hmmm:


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Gnasher on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 14:55:28
I see (at the time of writing this) that two people have voted for Jed. I wonder who that was :hmmm:

Dexter and Steve M obviously  :)


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 14:59:05
Caprine sex is popular in Devizes...maybe you could ask there.

Oi, it was Potterne I'll have you know.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 15:17:21
Oi, it was Potterne I'll have you know.

Our bestial chum, was an inhabitant of Devizes, the goat may have been consenting and from Potterne for all I know. Presumably you're more up to speed on these matters.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Honkytonk on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 15:34:44
Our bestial chum, was an inhabitant of Devizes, the goat may have been consenting and from Potterne for all I know. Presumably your more up to speed on these matters.

DMR has admitted he'd rather commune with a beast than go home alone


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 15:45:14
I see (at the time of writing this) that two people have voted for Jed. I wonder who that was :hmmm:
me, but that's confidential, don't tell anybody


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 18:39:00
Our bestial chum, was an inhabitant of Devizes, the goat may have been consenting and from Potterne for all I know. Presumably your more up to speed on these matters.

You're, it's you're.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 18:42:05
Until Jed explains what he intends to bring to the table over and above what Power is, and how its going to be financed, then Power.

Or explain why Power isn't good for the club of course.

Problem for Jed is whatever he says, he has a credibility issue. Kind of made a rod for his own back with his self PR/BS.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Sir Pissalot on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 18:56:54
Until Jed explains what he intends to bring to the table over and above what Power is, and how its going to be financed, then Power.

Or explain why Power isn't good for the club of course.

Problem for Jed is whatever he says, he has a credibility issue. Kind of made a rod for his own back with his self PR/BS.

Yep, your final point says it all, really.   :nod:


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 19:58:32
Power got us Pritchard, luongo and Byrne.

Jed got us Harry agombar


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 20:10:50
You're, it's you're.

Thanks for pointing that out, now corrected.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Costanza on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 20:54:06
Power got us Pritchard, luongo and Byrne.

Jed got us Harry agombar

Jed McCrory promised that we'd have a Hammer on the pitch during that friendly at Banbury... We just thought he meant a West Ham player.


Title: Re: Jed or Power
Post by: Peter Gibbons on Tuesday, April 22, 2014, 20:56:39
Jed McCrory promised that we'd have a Hammer on the pitch during that friendly at Banbury... We just thought he meant a West Ham player.

:D Your avatar and that joke somehow combined perfectly there