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It's only right that we should honour the TEF's reputation as a bastion of high-brow, thought provoking and intellectual discourse. With that in mind it's about time that we got into one of the more profound matters that mankind has to face on a day to day basis..... Boobs.

Or more to the point, how do you like them?

I'm definitely a 'not big, not small. Just jubbly' man myself and will definitely prefer to steer clear of the more extreme ends of the scale.

Get voting.

Big and bouncy for me,
Am a right sucker for huge melons
Hmmmmm

Big and bouncy. I think there is such a thing as "too big" in this regard.

I think we need photographic evidence of each category just so we are clear on the criteria.

Shuddering at remembering my only experience of bird with fried eggs, it just felt wrong

Not bothered, as long as they are not pancakes and can be sucked/fondled.

More of a leg man.

Fair point, but then the thread might have to be moved to NSFW

Best we just use our imagination.  :)

That won't be an issue.............mmmmmmmmm boobies

Somewhere between big & bouncy and just jubbly.

 
Jesus... NSFW? Don't think anyone has posted in that section of the forum for over 2 years... Either work has become more tolerant or we've become a bunch of lefty poofs :gay:

Oh and by the way natural, big and bouncy... None of this silicon shit

Big and bouncy is a must. Small tits are just so boring

A handful is the least you expect. Anything too big is simply ridiculous. All natural is much better than synthetic.

Personally, I'd say anything over 150% of grasping capacity is a waste.

mountainous. Natural, too. fuckin' love gert big tits!

Ass man me....

Had a bird with false tits......not good...jelly moulds..

I had a bird with small tits & she made up for it in a lot of other ways, nice ass & would try anything.

Back to school on Tuesday boys

I think we need an arse thread Flashheart.

None of the above, not really bothered at all. As long as they're not plastic that is.

Bollocks to tits.

It's much better way down south

I've never seen what's so attractive about a pair of legs or an arse.

Tits all the way.

Really?? Are you sure???

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Yes but that....or this?

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No contest for me I am afraid.

I am happy with a handful but for me it is not so much about size rather more nipples. I find a nice pair of cigar butts much more exciting.

Also, a pair of fried eggs are fine, the best sex I ever had was with a young lady with itsy bitsy titties. She couldn't get enough, we were at it three or four times a day. I felt like I spent all of my waking hours hanging out of her.

Is it just me,  or does this thread come across as a bit pathetic?  I'm no Germaine Greer, but fuck me....

Meh. Women definitely discuss men's arses and probably willies. They are no different.

Yes but TBH 80% of posts on here are. :)

The objectification of woman, is a serious issue...which can lead to the abuse of women both in the home and the wider community.
 
It's estimated that 1 in 4 women in Britain experience domestic abuse, which can be defined as not only physical abuse but verbal, controlling behaviour etc.

Having said that I fucking love titties me....I'm with Bazza and Talk Talk, take what you find.....and it's how they give women pleasure that matters  :)

Do you have fried eggs or jubblies?

Corrected  :)

100%. That does nothing for me.

Yet you spend some time at the weekends staring at Bennetts arse  ;D

I bet half the TEFers have bigger tits than their partners.

Bunch of lard arses!

Small for me. Prefer quality (shape) to quantity (size).

I used to think small (B and below) were okay, and then I went back to having a girlfriend with DD's and my philosophy changed. God, they're great. C minimum.

I don't understand  ???

What's not to understand?

Boobs > arse/legs.

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?

Could be a bloke in a wig for all I know. Not even a twitch.

Somebody should start a legs thread now, we might even cure Samdy.

But you don't seem to be saying that, unless I misunderstand, you're saying that you don't even like arses/legs. That's what I'm not comprehending.

Just out of interest, my picture was definitely not a bloke.

Here 'he' is from the front...

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Sofia Vergara - Something for everyone, I hope we can call agree. :nod:

I like them in the sense that they're an essential part of the human anatomy; women would look pretty odd without them. But to me there is nothing sexually attractive about them.

Agreed

Wow  :jawdrop:

Do you find forearms sexually attractive? Or shoulder blades? Or feet?

Shoulder blades can be very sexy.

On the right person, most definitely.

Perfection.

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Dayum.

Not being down with the kids, i had to google what that meant 8)

And you had to make me do it too!

It's all about the overall shape and proportions of the woman's entire body. In some cases they may have smaller tits and in others bigger. As I general rule I prefer to grab a nice arse rather than a large pair of tits.

A nice looking boat is the most important thing.

Bove has got a nice boat

I don't think so John, but whatever floats your boat.

Kelly Brook is the ultimate woman. Nice big natural tits.

I've smashed a couple of birds with fake tits in my time, truly disappointing experience.

I don't see what a woman's oarsmanship has to do with anything.

Nah. She should be holding a pint of ale.

I could think of something of mine she could be holding

Your colostomy bag?

Your Black and Decker jigsaw? Handy at DIY as well would be useful and even closer to perfection.

It's not black but it does rhyme with Decker!!

big but not so big they drop to the floor when they loose their support :-)
An ex of mine had huge melons which in a bra looked superb but when she took it off and lay on a bad they just flopped to the side and wasn't very pleasant.

My wife's are just perfect right now, given birth and breast feeding, they look amazing. Shame i can play with them :-(

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That's not far off!!