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is not going to be the girly type of spanking that pervy businessmen pay for in certain Soho clubs but a full-on 'Public School in the 1800's' type of spanking done by a double strict headmaster in one of those big black gowns and a mortor board hat and a big moustashe. And he'll have taken a big run up as well.

Swindon 0 LILYWHITE SLEEPING GIANTS 5

Joe Garner will spank 3 in and Kevin Davies and Paul Gallagher will spank one apiece in.
You have been warned little ones!

Yay hes back!

 :clap:

But at least the ladies of Swindon will be happy this saturday  :toocool:

(http://i59.tinypic.com/24q3i2u.jpg)

I want another song

Evening Thor.

Don't they sell brushes in Preston?   :)

Going very slightly off topic, i have been doing loads of very impressive things but this is probably the most impressive. And the bravest. During the hurricane in February the local news warned people to stay indoors as most did but i went out and braved it. And i filmed myself doing it. I think that shows what an impressive sort of guy i am. Hopefully seeing this footage might tempt some of you to become LILYWHITE SLEEPING GIANTS fans to be a little bit more like me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_7LLu_2RW4

Forget the game, the most important question needs to be answered.

Will you be bringing your whippet on Saturday?

 The first ever deployment of a traffic cone in Britain, was on the Preston by pass in 1958.....that's the sort of beast we're dealing with here.

Hope that cheating, spiteful cunt Kevin Davies gets the dog abuse he deserves - or preferably a good kicking

That selfie is unreal, take a bow lad

It really could do with an inflatable Mjolnir to set it off...

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/462/83017-176623-mjolnir.jpg)

Yaaay!  He's back!   :clap:

I want to keep him.  Please let me keep him.  I promise that I'll feed him and take him for walks and put fresh straw in his box every week.  A thor is not just for Christmas...

Somewhere in Lancashire, a village has lost an idiot.

I want that one.

Haha, bless him he's back...  I bet this is the only opposing forum where he gets welcomed..

He looks like Noddy Holder in that photo

Well I for one, am looking forward to my thor arse from Saturdays spanking.

Thor was the God of Thunder and Lightning, this one seems to be more the God of White Lightning.

Makes Dosser look sain when he goes on the Shrews fans forum

Welcome back.

Are you well again now?  Heard your health took a turn for the worse a while back.
And do you still hate Notts County?

I keep hearing the words "I want that one!"

Thor - you're still a massive cunt, but you're amusing - I think a fat Ozzy Osbourne in that selfie?!

like it

He's back...excellent...

Hope he's on Manky road.....crawling with old bill this year after last years Tap n Barrel kick up.

and predictably the tiresome cunt is back.

As long as you don't feed him after midnight or get him him wet. (Mind you, looking at that picture it doesn't look like he's been anywhere near water for a good few years.  :D )

What pub are you visiting (taking over) when you come down?

That video is deeply worrying, Thor.

You seem like a funny guy, and I truly enjoy your deluded, fanatical postings whenever we meet your ecky-thump, black-pudding munching football team, but you do come over as a bit of a creepy 'dont let him near the kiddies' sort of bloke.

No offence, like.

He lost it in the hurricane.

Im glad im not the only one who thought this

Still soaking up much needed cash from the health and welfare system?

Haha I love this guy.

Anyone remember that Cheltenham fan Warlord?? Rich & Benzel will probably remember him the best, what a guy.

Hahaha i remember Warlord

Got banned on ff

Warlord was mental. Thor has got nothing on him.

Thor never gets involved in mob violence as Thor is special and Thor stands alone and spreads good vibes through his physical perfection and inner (and outer) beauty.


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There's no denying that he's special.  Hope he's getting all the help and support he needs!

Anyone else thinks Thor (in his lovely picture) looks a bit like Miranda Hart?

Nope, Thor is far too feminine for Miranda Hart :D

I'm fairly confident this bit's probably true as well
for reasons of personal and mental hygiene :)

Just to close the loop:

http://www.pne-online.net/forum/showthread.php?85881-Thor-s-Swindon-Thread

You should get yourself down the Gluepot Saturday thor, you'd fit right in with our lot that go there :)

I got a good spanking last saturday...... true story!

He has soooooooo much previous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k6KNtQBvMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k6KNtQBvMw)

Colonel Cockrocket?

More like Richard Head !!!

Ha ha, every team have a Muppet character of a fan. We have Bullshit Phil, Oxford have Timmy Mallet, Hartlepool have Cross Dresser Lawrence & Preston have Sir Peado Thor.

Harmless, but deserve their own special section.

Maybe we should make them appear on matchday alongside the mascots, would probably do a better and a less embarrassing job of entertaining than the Rockin Robin Haka.

All those videos he's uploaded of nothing happening in Garstang are particularly odd.

I think I prefer 'The Thor-paedo'

Are you being necked by a cross between Kryton and a dalek?

Are you the other one of The Two Fat Ladies - the one that isn't dead.

You mean the one that died this week yeah?

 :popcorn:

Sleeping giants caught napping.

 :footinmouth: :yay:

Ahaaa. Haaaa. Haaaa.

Better luck next time Thor old chap.

Don't think he will be back till next season!

 :twat:

He's probably being bummed by Odin right now, for tempting fate.

See you next season Thor old chap.

I rather enjoyed that spanking

(that's what she said)

I expect Thor to be more Loki on here now.

Well, Thor, your famous 'Lilly White Sleeping Giants' turned out to be nothing more than a huffing-puffing, piss-stained bunch of Northern cunts in the end, didn't they?

Oh well, back to the black pudding, whippets, pidgeons and wife-beating, eh?

Mind, that applies to those 'oop there' with an actual wife to beat (Ting-Tongs don't count....)

You, on the other hand, can kick the shit out of your spunk-soaked blow-up doll.

See you next year after your lads have blown the playoffs :-)

We have thought about moving to Garstang from Lancaster.... not so sure now!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:clap:

I wanted Thor to come on and give a bit more.

I want him to fuck off under the rock he crawled out of - obviously a fucking big boring ugly rock.

Picture of a bloke wiv a hammer?

Try this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/stage/2004/06/images/timmy_mallett_150.jpg)

Nothing boring or ugly about my rock little one its dead interesting and really good looking.

Instead of being jealous of me try and emulate me and one day you might own a supercar like mine. Untill that day i just hope my messages on here are of some inspiration to you.

(http://i59.tinypic.com/17cynb.jpg)

My god, your lot are fucking shit.

He came back on..excellent...

People always expect clubs like PNE,Barcalona etc to be brilliant everytime they play but thats unrealistic. We can all have off-days every now and then.

You were turned over by the Barcelona of League 1 Thor, you want to be grateful we rested Ryan Harley and Darren Ward or it would have been a cricket score. I look forward to you gracing our forum with your misguided optimism next season, bless you.

Interestingly had we had a sterner ref it would have been a blood bath out on the pitch and P athetic N orthern E gotists would have been wiped out.

" Unrealistic " Didnt stop you when you put little thought into the title of this thread !

Did your large ass make it to the game today?  :sherlock:

In super fast time no doubt !

Used to work for Whitbread and spent alot of time at the Preston (Salmesbury) brewery - used to be a great hotel/restaurant called "Guys Lodge" half way between Preston and Garstang.

Actually sounds a bit gay doesn't it, but it wasn't

You dirty northern bastards.
No hurricane, high winds or tornado down here. All calm outside tonight.
Still Kevin Davies has an ET shaped head.

See you next year x

I didn't realise a version 1 Ford Focus from 2000ish was a supercar?! Maybe up't North, but not down here...you've had your fun now fuck off until next season  :)

Still there apparently, might have to check it out some time.

It's Guys Thatched Hamlet I believe now....