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Can't make Blackpool game but can make this for sure.

Who is going?

I don't mind driving a few there if there is somewhere safe to park.

Failing that, i could take my dad's Renault Scenic.

you can park at the ground at tranmere, they've got stewards to look after your car. outside looks stechy so get there early!!  :D

i'll be there

I'm in, you can fight over who drives me there  8)

I will drive you sonic, i provide a stop at a pub half way and whitty conversation  :)

What are the pubs and surrouding area like?

We found loads of parkin about a ten minute walk away last season, all residential area, so seemed pretty safe.

Might not make it though. :?

i'll probably go up...

i need friends available to go first!  :(

Im working :(

Like i said, i don't mind driving a few up.

would take the offer, if my parents didn't care.

Your parents didn't care??  :?

Not a bad area. Pretty much solid middle class area bearing in mind your on merseyside. Still get a few scallies hanging around, following you to the station, asking stupid questions in a stupid accent.

Pubs - never had a beer near the ground. Last season that was thanks to Virgin trains - grinds teeth, spits on floor http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/mad.gif . There is a pub just outside the away end, anyone been in? Also two near Rockferry station which both looked alright.  

Tranmere has a zero reputation for organised style hooliganism, but they still seems to have a large number of arrests every season. There were a few getting very agitated in the County car park after the game last season, really gobbing off. To which they received 'fuck off you scouse cunts' from us South siders  :mrgreen: . Merseyside does seem to have a football culture all of its own. Scousers are strangers to their own countrymen.  

Good ground. Good away end. Beer available in the ground. Nice looking girls serving the pies (always seems to be on Merseyside! http://67.18.37.16/525/186/emo/nixweiss.gif).

Fingers crossed doing something for this one. Bank holiday so start on the lager 9am (or scrumpy  :oops: ).

I'm looking forward to this one.

stick me down for a lift to ralphy if thats ok? :\/

Ralphy you coming up for the Walsal game??
Park at mine and have a few beers on the train etc?

Tranmere away sounds ok but it's me and Mrs Magics wedding anniversary on the Tuesday 30th so might have to ask for a pass :oops:

ooh ooh, I'll be up for the Walsall game for sure - can I come with you Ralphy?

my house to brum - walsall in 40 mins easy.
be a good laugh too or if your drving Ralphy pick me up on the way

What date is Walsall?

Whits you can have a lift to Tranmere if you wish.

Saturday 3rd Sept.

Plenty of time to book time off work.

Not as simple as that mate.

We have to book our leave months in advance to cover all the delivery rounds.

I'm working that day but your place is only an hour from mine.

but it's a 1pm kick off.
thats why i said to get time off dude.

come on you know it makes sence

So who is coming to what and where am i picking u up from?

I will go if you're offering a lift Ralphy?!

1pm kick off? Can't make it then.

We can't just book leave when we like Magic, all done in advance.

I can make Tranmere though for sure.

I'm driving to Walsall  8)

if my parents didn't care who i was going with....some random guy over the internet. doubt my parents would go 'oh yeh...sure, see ya'

Can't go, i've got a flying lesson booked 8) (i'm such a show-off :P )

Say it's a mate's older brother  :)

fucking bonus, i'd drunkenly agreed to go to the tranmere match, then soberly found out it was a monday, thought i couldnt go due to working nites, but its a bank holiday, so no work that nite :D so should still be going, result. just hope Hanksy doesnt forget!

Ralphy save us a seat in your old mans motor just incase i can make it

How far to Tranmere?  It's near Liverpool isn't it?  Can't be more than 200 miles?

im making a late decision and will drive myself up I think!

Ralphy i'm definitely coming mate just incase you didn't receive my text.

Will arrange a pick up point with you nearer the time but more than likely be just off J3 M5, there is a BP Garage half a mile from the junction which would be best place to meet.

Whits, do you want a lift to Tranmere? What about you sonic?

I'll take a lift if there is one going... :D please

Me, Magic, Whits, Sonic and DV85 ?

 :beers:

Are you taking your motor Ralphy or the old chaps??

Your dads got us to Chesterfield ok so Tranmere would be a doddle.

Bring your flag Whits

I'm not 100% sure yet, when do you need to know by?

Monday 29th August  :nuts:

How soon before then  :D

if it's just the 5 of us you could leave it till the last minute.
Otherwise it depends on how many people would require a lift.

It depends if I can scrape the money together, I start college the week after that game and I can't get the dole so I'm pretty much skint, thank fuck I can get into home games for free...

Pencil me in for a lift then....a mate of mine might be going and if he is I'll feel guilty not going with him so will probably coach it....the only other problem is where to pick me up from not living near the rest I think.....

ironically you're the only person who lives in Swindon  8)

Indeed.....I had noticed that.....

Sonic lives close to me, not a problem.

Magic we will collect on the way.

Whits, Newbury ?  :?

DV85, we will see what happens!

I would rather take mine but it depends how safe Tranmere is with being Merseyside and all  :roll:

And one of the only ones with the right accent. :wink:

My accent is 'west country like'.

Not quite, more Oxon/Glos border  :)

Despite living in Wilts until I was 20, I never had the accent.

The only thing I got ribbed for when I moved down here was for saying 'summat' instead of 'something'. I soon stopped saying it!

I live in Wilts....I'm 20 I dont have an accent



or so I thought :shock:

None of you have an accent.

Tell that to Tom :evil:

Sonic, you have an educated accent  :)

i sometimes slip out abit of wiltshire sometimes, like 'i like that i do'

i'm picking up the Black Country quite bad sometimes yet when i'm back home i pick up the country accents quite quickly again.

bit of a pain with all these yam yams up here :roll:

fuck off do i!

So who is going to Tranmere?

Who is in Ralphy's motor??

I'm quite plain with a bit of Yorkshire every so often. Just the odd word like!

I'm going unless the cricket overruns to the Monday.

Oh yeah, Tranmere...can;t get there!

Need some answers people, who is going?

Me, probably.  That do ya?   :mrgreen:

yes you do!!  :D

Have I got an accent?

not really a wiltshire one as in oooo arrrrrhhhhh

8)
You'd think it would be worse hailing from Somerset.

Could you be any worse Yeovil?   :P

To me it sounds like you all have West country accents to greater or lesser degrees (Sussex Red just exempt!).  I'm sure all of you are farmers, and thetownend.com is just one big cover-up for a farmer's union.  I'm sure some girls somewhere find it sexy...   :D

Mex is the worst, I was hoping he'd have a Mexican accent...

Right, that's me never going to the Merlin again...

A Westcountry accent is nothing to be ashamed of.

Ooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

You wide boy cockney Scrots dont know what your talking about .

Thinking about it most of you dont speak proper but most just dont seem to have any accent apart from-

Spacey - Essex wide boy accent

actually thats the only one I can think of :D

I demand that anyone who speaks to me tomorrow does so in a West Country accent
 :D

i don't have a westcountry accent, i live no where near swindon  :|

I said you have no accent :x

Walrus, said i did  :|

Oxfordshire isn't west country  :?

Sonic, i think mine is Gloucestershire - like.

Although i live in Oxfordshire, i'm right on the glos border.

Crap quoting there Whitster, I didn't write all of that!

I do believe that last line was written by DV85 not me :D

yeah you know what i mean  :wink:

Whits, your a posh Berkshire cunt  :D

Oi, fuck off 'just'!

I have a bit of a wiltshire accent.But my english is terrible,ralph will tell you that.I embarrass myself!Instead of saying 'I saw it' I say 'I seen it' and If I ask somebody where they are I say 'where are you to?' and your not supposed to say to!......maybe that is what wiltshire people say, I don't know :D

do you say 'I likes' instead of 'I like'?

Arrrrgh she does and where be you!  :D

I never say that!I say AAAASss and ralph says arrse like in a posh way :D
My dad has a very strong wilthsire accent,he calls most of his friends 'me old muckers'.

I can't understand your dad or Ryan, they talk really fast and grunt alot.

I know,their like a couple of pigs.

Sade ralphy said your just like your dad.....fight fight fight!

I'm not very good at hearing accents - everyone sounds like they've got a west country accent.  It's probably from having such a bastardised accent meself!!

Yeah she is actually, except she's hairier  :soapy tit wank:

yeh and you loves it 8)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:mrgreen: hahaha!

Mex was on radio swindon once and someone thought it was Phil King so I imagine him to sound exactly like that, very very west country. :advercool:

I'm not very westcountry I can do welsh, australian maybe bangladeshi though, a lot of people think I have a cockney accent, but I don't I just drift into it sometimes, probably only sounds like cockney to yokels.

Ralphy, i will probably take my own motor, however cosy 3 in the back of a civic for 4 hours sounds i think me and sonic might squash DV to death!

plus that means the spacey twins can come  :king:

Ok Mr, no worries.

Looks like i'm taking Sonic and Magic i think.

Think im going with marie, but dex will probably tag along now!

yeah i'm definitely still coming.

we shall all have to arrange which pub to meet up in.

Early start on the monday morning lads, i want to get up to Birkenhead for lunchtime.

I might go liverpool first so might leave very early, yeah let us know which pub to go to, might have to insure her on the car for the way back so I can have a few

Ash, are you worried about parking your Beemer up there?

I'm thinking of taking my dad's car  :soapy tit wank:

Bit concerned but its insured so you cant spend your whole life worrying, just will make sure I find a safe place to park.  Also propbably wont clean it this weekend as it looks 30 times worse when dirty!?!?!

Didnt you say there was a safe park there?

No Whits did, it is Merseyside so i'm not so sure  :?

your going to let the good lady drive your motor :shock:

brave man

Hate to admit this, shes driven it before and is a good driver.  I am saying that with gritted teeth!

years ago i had a boyed up XR3i which i loved and had my ex drive it once and i shit myself thinking she was going to kerb the alloys etc.
God know what it must be like for you in the BMW :?

I was unbelievable relaxed and i have no idea why

Who am I going to Tranmere with?!  :D

Me, Whits, Mr and Mrs Spacey in the Ford Focus of Fantasticalness?

Go with me and magic if you wish sonic.

So Sonic, you coming with me and magic to tranmere?

Whits' love mobile will be rather full with him, the spacey's and DV85.

I can't be arsed with Tranmere after tonight, I'll do Walsall with my old man instead.

cheers for the offer though

Anal penetration.  I've agreed to do overtime on Tuesday, 11-5pm.  I'll have to try and get out of that!  What time would you say I'd need to leave from Crawley to be at Tranmere for a 3pm kick-off?  Might save it for Walsall...  Not confident about the TRanmere game to be honest.

best way to start post ever :grin:

Im still going!

Looks like I'm getting a lift with Whits, if thats still alright with him!

I may not even bother after last night!

you still going on Monday??

If Ralphy doesn't go can i blag a lift off someone considering you all have to travel past me on the way :wink:

J3 of M5. will add 5 mins to the journey time

suddenly I feel like going, I wonder why 8)

Cos i'm not ??  :soapy tit wank:

Because JMH isnt going, so we wont lose (hopefully)

re my accent, i dont have one but give me a few whiskies and i can grow a tash, don some handcuffs and sell your siiiissstttterrr 8)

Yes you do. And if I can borrow a word from OST... FACT!  :wink:

Mex, you have one of those fake cockney accents that all sussex folk do so well  :wink:

Booooooooo

good job you wasn't giving anyone a lift eh :evil:

Haven't decided yet.

Would go for sure if i was giving loads a lift.

Why don't you drive up??

Fuck abhaaaaat!

I don't know what you mean Ralphy?

 :D

soapy tit wank @ Sussex  :D

On another note, just looked on AA route planner and my house to Prenton Park is 150 miles exactly and takes about 3 hours 15 mins.

I will think about it this afternoon.

Tempted to go  :?

i've got a lift sorted Ralphy, .

Can't drive as Mrs Magic needs the car.

on another note we have just had an offer accepted on a new house.

should be in by christmas. New year in Brum Ralphy, ?????

Yeah sounds good.

Who u got a lift with?

I'm gonna go anyway i think. :?

I'm tempted to go but I'm still feeling rough as fuck :/

i might be hungover tomorrow as down the waterfront tonight is a beach party. bemuda shorts etc.

also limbo dancing, wet t-shirt comps and a dentist chair :shock:

i'm gonna get ratted :-))(

be good fun though

Sonic, i've decided to go.

Do you want picking up?

Magic?

I'll let you know a bit later, I've been rough all week - what time would you want to leave?

bloody hell Ralphy you make things more complicated

Well, it's 3 hours 15 mins from my house so what if i picked you up at 9:30 am ??

That leaves some drinking time, well for you anyway!

that sounds alright, if I go I won't be drinking much anyway. I'll see how I feel this evening if that's ok?

Yep no problem.

Looking at the map, the best way from Bampton looks to go to Burford and get on the A40 to Cheltenham and then join the M5.

No point asking me, I'd get lost in a cardboard box

Well let the postie do the navigating then !  :soapy tit wank:

i wanna go  :cry:


but my gran is having another bad turn, and with my mum away until tommoro night, my twin sis working and my 2 other sisters going away, i'm the emergency contact. Fucking ace, i get to sit in the house all fucking day.  :evil: