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Saville, starr, travis so far who do you reckon  is next?

my money is on that cunt timmy mallet.

all guesses are allegedly, they are just guesses and not fact * legal disclaimer.

Sue Pollard.

W C Fields

Tarrant.

Always seemed a little creepy.

Henry Kelly

Fred Dinenage/Matthew Corbett

Keith Chegwin

some good guesses, how about simon bates? or dave 'the kid' jensen?

Pat Sharp.

Fun house was called that for a reason.

PDC.....

If Rolf Harris has never drilled a minor then I am a wagon wheel

Brucie.

Lenny Henry and Terry Wogan

Matthew Kelly

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Rod Hull. Plenty of young girls stroked his pecker.

Bruce Forsythe.

But I would fucking love it if that little Pox supporting cunt Timmy Mallett was on the list.

That bloke Smiley Miley that drove them around on the roadshows definitely has a hairless story or two to tell.

Dave Lee Travis - he had to get that beard from somewhere.

Keep up at the back.

John Leslie

That'll teach me to start at the very beginning - a very good place to start

What about that twat who used to be Noel Edmunds sidekick - scouse mother

Mr Blobby? Yeah, shifty looking fucker him.

Heh, Heh!

Saville, starr, travis so far who do you reckon  is next?

my money is on that cunt mr m red

all guesses are allegedly, they are just guesses and not fact * legal disclaimer.

David Jason

Cliff...Des Lynam, Patrick Moore, Richard Wilson, Bernie Clifton...Bill Oddie and hopefully John McCrirrick

Rolf Harris.

He sung a song called Two Little Boys for fuck sake.

Oscar The Grouch

I've heard Chris Tarrant could be in a spot of bother, just a rumour I heard on my travels.

Graham Rix and Dave Jones.

Andy Gray

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?s=9a4785fa330e8fd626570d72df968492&t=229034

 :cry:

I refused to believe it. He kept his peg firmly in his jacket.

I didgerydon't believe it either.

http://www.ccs-rochford.co.uk/spivey/?p=7476  :cry:

You'd be stupid to name him on twitter.

How come Wyman isn't on the list

I'm completely fucked off with all of this. Why have non of these people come forward before now?

I refuse to believe Rolf has done anything wrong. The bloke's a legend.

Fucking hell. This has become ridiculous. Apparently anyone who was a kids presenter in the 70's and happened to be a bloke is now also a paedophile until proven innocent.

The whole Scofield situation just reminds me more and more of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw

The Pope? :sherlock:

Looks like it some actor who was on the bill...

bruce forsyth

Im going for a rank outisder here and Im going to say Jethro. Creepy fucker.

Stuart Hall, apparently. Blimey.

Stuart Hall now then. Did not see that one coming.

There's a seriously tasteless pun to be had there, but I'm not doing it...

Was it 'It's a c*ck out?'

Apparently he may get 10 years.  20 if the prosecution play their joker.  Honestly whos next.  My money is on Morph.  Always thought he was a playdohphile.

And those wombles.  What do you think they were actually doing on the common.  Looking for litter?  Nonsense.  That uncle bulgaria was running a dogging club.

This whole thing has just got surreal beyond belief. I feel like I've officially crossed over into Chris Morris' Britain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20627765 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20627765)

Who could this be then? Tarrant maybe?

Terry Wogan?

Basically, they've got a copy of the BBC payroll from 1968-1988 and they're working their way through it aren't they?

Sooty and Sweep........will be next.

It's thumbs up from Len and Rita!!

Wogan wishes he was in his 60s!

Max Clifford!!! He's going to need a good publicist.

This seems to have turned in to the Salem paedo trials....

Christ, that is mixed feelings...always horrible to hear about anyone being arrested for this sort of thing, but you know...it's Max Clifford.

On needing a publicist, I'm not sure who he could possibly hire. The only person qualified to represent him would be Satan himself surely?

Nice to see the population of Twitter has really learned from their mistakes, more libel on there than there is in your average Martin Samuel column...

Max clifford eh.

Shame

Paul Daniels is a creepy fucker.reckon he might be one of them

Sally James?

Dear Noel Edmonds

Please send me £100,000 or I will tell people you wanked me off on Swap Shop.

Deal or no deal ?

I don't think that's been proven yet...

Jutty

No specificaly Saville related but Ian Watkins from Lost Prophets has been arrested now
http://news.sky.com/story/1027393/lostprophets-singer-facing-child-sex-charges

Well, if that doesn't lead to puns I don't know what will.

I'm just going to keep quiet and not admit that I quite like them (Lostprophets that is, not puns. I'm an openly confirmed pun lover)

Shinobi Vs Gary Glitter

It's what Flash suffers if he doesn't sell enough t-shirts

This is the most shocking of all, apprently he was conspiring to rape a one year old girl, there are levels of sick and that has to be up there at the top.

It was bad enough when I heard on the radio that the charge related to a child under the age of 13. To read that just makes me sick to the pit of my stomach.

At first I thought it was groupie related but then i heard the above on the radio. disgusting.

Bring back stoning - I'll chuck first

Cunt

This thread makes me a bit uncomfortable, much like the media revealing the names of those arrested.  All the allegations are disgusting - I have two young children and it sickens me to think of this kind of thing - but those people named recently have not been proved guilty of anything.  Lets just be cautious - the Christopher Jeffries scenario springs to mind.  Innocent until proven guilty, right?

The fact that they haven't named the 2 women for legal reasons makes it sound like they are related to the children.

You could always reserve the right not to read it you know

Just a thought like

*nods*

I see Paul Daniels has made a pre emptive strike in the papers today...

Jim Davidson now, couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2256223/BREAKING-NEWS-Comedian-Jim-Davidson-arrested-suspicion-sexual-offences-Jimmy-Savile-detectives.html

Nick nick nick nick nicked!

Big break

Dirty cunt

Well, we all knew he liked to sink the pink, and down the brown.

It could have happenned to timmy Mallett

Good. An objectionable cunt if ever there was one.

A fair point well made.

As much as I dont like him, this is all starting to feel like some type of point the finger and then sell your story to a trash mag, scenario. The lawyers must have rubbed their hands away by now. as usual they'll be the winners whatever.

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The thing that shocks me most about that - He was once voted Britain's funniest man.

People used to laugh at casual racism though. Times change. It's just that some people don't.

I still laugh at casual racism.

That's because you're a casual racist.

That kid face-painted up the other day as Diouf, was that racist?

If so then i definately still laugh at casual racism

Apparantly Jim Davidson was due to go into the Celeb BB house tonight?

He probably thought he was going into the Fun House

The BBC are in trouble again, this time for broadcasting a Tweenies episode with a Jimmy Saville impersonation....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21108337

Bit of an oversight by the bbc not checking old programs. But most kids won't know who he is or what he's done, so little harm done.

between 400 and 500 will have some idea

dont think they are kids any more

Saville dressed up inside that Tweenies costume??  :hmmm:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21154999

Shame that will end his career, always enjoyed his summarising/commentating on Five Live.

Does make me wonder how after so long they can be certain enough to charge him.

Easy...because he has admitted it.

"Mr Hall pleaded not guilty to three charges of indecent assault when he appeared at Preston Magistrates' Court earlier this month."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21154999

I had heard he had pleaded not guilty when arrested originally too.

I too was wondering how they could make such a charge stick after all this time.

"Speaking outside his home in Wilmslow, Cheshire, Louise Straw said: 'A number of historic allegations have been made. These are all denied."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2267025/BBC-presenter-Stuart-Hall-questions-polices-clear-pursuit-celebrities-charged-historic-sex-offences.html

Maybe he did in those cases.....sadly there seems to be many cases.....for this to be in court so quick suggests to me he admitted the rape.

Without commenting on the charges, I genuinely loved Stuart Hall's match summaries, even though you found out bugger all about the game. They will be missed.

On the basis they had very little content about the game itself he could probably still do them ;)

No, they will enter the plea quite early on at magistrates. If it's a serious crime they'll refer it to the crown court.

Word....

I loved them in the car after away games...

And so did Stuart or so it seems :eek:

http://newsthump.com/2012/12/07/feature-stuart-hall-provides-commentary-on-his-arrest-for-child-sex-offences/

the pope

That Kevin Up on 19 charges including rape of a child.  Never trust a man with a tash.

Rape of a child, disgusting pervert.

Oi, my dad has a tash, enough of that Saxondale!! :)

Clearly I have a beard and tash.  As per the avatar.

I have a tash & i am as honest as the day is long,

The longer the daylight the less i do wrong.

So pass the blame and don't blame me,
Just close your eyes and count too 3; 1, 2, 3!

Weren't there accusations against him in the past? Or was that his character? Or did I imagine it?

Nah it was him.

What do you call the bit of hair just above a teenagers twat.

Kevin Websters moustache.

Ha ha ha. That's brilliant.

Not just accusations.  There's photographs and everything.  The man definitely had a 'tache.

With Tyrone in fake prison and Kevin going to real prison, who is going to look after the garage?

Jim Davidson (again)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21869330#TWEET675871

Nick nick....Nick nick!

82 year old Australian entertained from Berkshire arrested...

Can ya guess who it is yet?

Did he do two little boys?

 :D

I always knew that extra leg would get him in trouble

The detail of that story is harrowing.

The guy who used to present the weather on a big floating UK on Richard and Judy

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-22077492

Bump!!!!!

UK prosecutors authorise police to charge PR guru Max Clifford with 11 indecent assaults allegedly committed between 1966 and 1985

If only he knew a good PR guy!

Made my fucking day that has. Cant stand that cunt

Next one in the frame is Nigel Kennedy

Apparently he was a kiddie fiddler until the age of 12.

I thank you.  Have I done that one before?

Don't think so. I'm sure someone would've remembered....

That made me chuckle and I've just taken the credit for it in my house so thank you.

Yep. He is a fucking leech of the highest order. Funnily enough, he's partly to blame for the tabloid culture that will fucking destroy him tomorrow. Karma's a bitch.

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That picture scares me & I'm a grown man

To me, to you

Jimmy Tarbuck & David Jason are on the rumour mill.

Good. No more fucking endless repeats of Only Fools and Horses.

Ken Barlow

should this be recorded in the future as the first rumour that you have actually been correct with?

Possibly stick to crime reports and avoid transfer threads? ::)

Yet another correct prediction by me. For next seasons 'Prediction League' I suggest you lot are given a headstart points wise as it could get silly otherwise.

Your delusions have taken physical form. I think we should all be deeply, deeply terrified by this.

Is it now accepted that these are "predictions" (estimates of how something will be in the future) rather than "scoops" (stories or facts; especially, news learned and reported before anyone else)?

If so, if presented as such it would probably rub less people up the wrong way on here (not me I hasten to add, doesn't really worry me).

Old ground, covered several times recently. I have been proven correct with 'scoops' in the past which were picked up by both local and national media outlets.

Barlow was of course a (very accurate) prediction.

Fair enough, didn't mean to rake up old coals.

I'm lost for words.

I genuinely just do not know what to say.

OK, I'll try again.

Why do you...........

Nope. I'm still lost for words.

The username forced upon you says it all

Blatantly trolling. Nobody can be that deluded.

Proof that if you say enough names,you'll bound to get one right in the end.

Dr Pierre Chang is just a jobby jabbing twunt.

I have a suspicion that he's not a real Doctor.

Completely unfounded mind.

You've lost me

I sawyer what you did there

I didn't even know that they had internet on that island, that's why I think he is an imposter!

Stuart Hall pleaded guilty to 14 sex offences, assaulted 13 girls.

It's a knock out!!!!

It's a cock out more like

Bravo Batch. Bravo.  :clap:

I think the phrase you are looking for is "it's a knock one out..."

Stuart Hall the dirty paedo cunt

I'm genuinely sad about Stuart Hall.

I realise that "I liked him" doesn't prove his innocence or anything, but it's sad.

This.

It's easy to sneer at cunts like Max Clifford & co, but I've actually missed Stuart Hall's match reports on Radio Five.

Mind you, that's probably because I'm not a 13 year old girl and therefore not his type ;)

Ken Barlow. For raping a 15 year old in 1967? Why has it taken 46 years for the woman to come forward?  She's a fucking pensioner now!

I'd have thought you'd be very accurate, what with the whole time travel thing.

I said exactly the same thing at work and was ridiculed!

Forget Hall, Harris etc, if there's any substance in the latter, i'd lose faith in humankind

I've heard the latter is next, from reliable sources..

I would be gutted if it was David Jason.

I forget where I read/saw this, but someone made a very good point a while back that following a public disgrace, the figure involved then gets quietly airbrushed from history.  Gary Glitter is a good example.  Watch one of those TV histories of 1980s glam rock, and he will barely feature...if at all.  But a few years back, it would have been unthinkable not to include him.

Next time you see Jimmy Carr presenting a 1980s kids' TV round up, look out for Jim'll Fix It.  Doubt that will feature now either...despite it being one of the top shows around at the time.  (Best theme tune as well.  Shame we'll be unlikely to hear it again.)  And when Stuart Hall finally pops his clogs - probably in jail - we're not going to get the back catalogue of his best OTT Shakespearean quotes used to describe a drab 1-1 draw at Wigan.

It's all a bit of a shame really.  As for 'who's next', I hope there aren't too many more and that this isn't the tip of an iceberg.

Count Duckula is innocent, man.

I personally think airbrushing people silently from history, whatever their actions, is ridiculous. I'm not saying they don't deserve their treatment for their crimes, it just seems wrong to me to ignore the fact they ever existed. There's nothing wrong with saying you enjoyed Jim'll Fix It as a kid, or Stuart Hall's match roundups. I can understand why people are loathe to enjoy these things now, in context, but feeling guilt by association seems daft to me.

If anything, not airbrushing these people from cultural memory, and remembering what happened, will likely prevent this kind of thing from happening in future. The fact we've got 60-odd year old people only coming forward now to say these things is terrifying, and indicitive of a time where people were scared to say something. It's not fixed now, but I do think on the whole the fear of coming forward to say something has happened has reduced dramatically.

Just waiting for Jeremy Kyle to get done now.

When I was at university in the late 90s/early 00s, there was a jukebox in the main union bar. When no one had put any cash in, it was set to play at random.

Now, clearly no one had checked the back catalogue for some time, they'd just merely added more stuff to it now and again

One day,  it was on a random spin, and us mid afternoon drinkers were all shocked to hear a long lost refrain coming from the speakers around the very large bar.

"COME ON, COME ON/ COME ON COME ON.. I'm the leader, I'm the leader..."

Cue a red faced barman racing over and  desperately trying to change the track, he resorted to unplugging it in the end.

I remember during my HMV days a lady asking for a Glitter best of compilation. She was wonderfully embarrassed by the whole thing. I did a quick search and all produced CD's were completely discontinued.

To add to the points above... Growing up in the 90's, I knew of Gary Glitter as a peadophile before I knew he was a musician. I never heard any of his songs until a clip of one was played on a segment of the news.

Still available on Amazon and iTunes.

Don't even want to think what the 'Amazon recommends' section will be like after you buy it.

I'm sure Costanza is firing up his time machine as we speak just to tell that old lady where she can get her Glitter fix.

 :hmmm: Seems HMV missed a yet another trick here. Mind you I wasn't searching for mp3's and the Amazon list are probably full of imports or back-catalogue editions.

Either way, DON'T WORRY LITTLE OLD LADY! I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE!

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I thought I asked you to keep our conversations private....

You do know the meaning of reliable?  :sherlock:

Jimmy Tarbuck now!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22429904

Wogan was either the only good man on TV in the eighties or the Teflon Don. I'm hoping it's the first.

Cliff Richard being investigated now then.....

Hopefully the Beatles will be next,  after all they come from the city of nonces

That'll spoil the clean-cut image!!

New balls, please!

Richard's always been a creepy bachelor weirdo
who's refused to talk about his love life. No surprises here. Waiting for Paul Daniels to get nicked next as he's a dodgy looking fucker too. He won't like that alot.

Why is anyone surprised about Cliff Richard, as he has sung for years about 'The Young Ones'?!!

I want to know why Bill Odie hasn't been arrested yet. Definite pedo!

I bet he's getting twitchery

 :) He's no pedo, he only hangs around with birds.

I took you 3 hours THREE HOURS to come up with that, Batch? You're slipping mate  ;)

I don't spend all day on the TEF (any more)!

On the bright side, prison panto should be good this year...

Oh no it won't.....

Just don't say "hes behind you" in the shower ;)

sebastian Coe-completely unfounded but it would de-smug him,which would be somewhat satisfying

Piers Morgan.

Unlikely but it would keep the smug cunt off of twitter for a while