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It's one of these horrible questions that we all need to face from time to time, a terrible dilemma that I am struggling to cope with. So I hate to burden you all, especially on a Monday but:

What to have with my sausage butty? Brown sauce, or English mustard?

What type of sausages are we talking?

Everyone knows that it's red sauce, brown sauce or no sauce at all

Pork, the type you have with an all English breakfast

Brown sauce and sausages were made to go together.  English mustard goes better with steak.

If it's pork, I'd be erring towards the English mustard, together with a smidgeon (sp?) of Barbeque sauce if you have any (or ketchup if you do not).

Brown for sausages and bacon - red if there's a fried egg involved.

Mustard is only any good for mixing into mashed spuds

Just plain pork? If so, go for the mustard to give them a bit of flavour.

If they were Lincolnshire or Cumberland, I'd be going with Brown sauce.

Out of those choices i'd go with brown sauce.

Although if it was a hotdog, i'd have ketchup and English mustard, but that's how I roll.

This, but without the brown sauce option.

I'll eat brown sauce grudgingly, and anything else like mayonnaise or salad cream is just wrong, whatever the situation.

Got to be fruity!

English mustard is fucking disgusting. The smell of it alone makes me want to puke. Brown sauce all the way

Just reading that makes me want to heave.  Ketchup mixed with egg yolk?  That's just wrong.

No option for tomato ketchup!

Egg yolk and ketchup is ace! :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

I'm beginning to regret this thread now.

Good god man, are you fucking insane?

Ketchup and ketchup only (Heinz). Well a nice sprinkle of cayenne would also be a good idea, but some english mustard isn't a bad substitute.

There's a good possibility :)

Brown sauce and egg is much better than red!

Yep, listen to Danny Baker on his saturday morning show for the opinions of football celebs regarding this serious dilemma.

Sausage or Bacon, Brown rules OK HP !

As he's regretting this thread, I'm gonna hijack it from BR.

Bacon baps or sausage sarnie?

Pity fB isn't on here anymore, he made some immense breakfast butties.

It has to be Heinz. If I walk into a restaurant of the takeaway variety, and see those dodgy looking sauce bottles:

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Then you know that some rank, slightly fluorescent, Haribo-tasting badness is going to be dispensed, when all you want is some humble ketchup.

Tiptree or something posh like that is the only acceptable alternative, but never the cheap shit. I wouldn't even buy food from somewhere that tried to pass off that as tomato ketchup.

Sausage, Bacon, Egg and Mushroom with red sauce in a bagette

One thing's for sure; this thread is making me hungry.

Cant beat a sossie sandwich with fried onions and brown sauce....yummyriffic.

I actually like sozzie and mushroom sarnies, with NO sauce.

Just about to say the same thing.

And it's got to be brown sauce on a sausage sandwich, Flashheart.

If ketchup was an option would go for that with mustard.

As a choice between brown and mustard it has to be mustard.

A good, proper sausage need not be tainted by any condiment.

If it's your Walls/Richmond rubbish then you might as well smother it in shit, never mind mustard.

I just toss one out over it to give it that salty flavour

Thread ruined.

Nice one tans.

Do you work in my local kebab shop?

:D

Wanker!

Not that I have ever tried it and without sounding like a gayer...I'm pretty sure cum isn't salty :)

Brown Sauce option. Sausage with cheese makes a great sandwich. Can't even stand the smell of red sauce, the smell makes me gag when people sit near me at football with food covered in red sauce. It's banned from our table at home.

Went with the brown sauce option.

It was simply fantastic, well done TEF. I feel at ease with the world now.

I was hoping you would go with the spunk option to clear up the question of whether it tastes salty or not?

Well, this thread has now ruined me ever looking forward to my weekend treat of a good old fry up.

You twats have forced me into muesli FFS.

Hope you're happy  :badmood:

if it's just a sausage sandwich, or other such breakfast items then brown sauce. if it has fried onions, and perhaps cheese then mustard - if from a bbq then mustard and bbq sauce.  if said cheese is stilton rather than chedder then no sauce required at all.

ketchup is always the wrong answer, whatever the question

" Is that bacon more salty than usually"  :hmmm:

This has made be crave some bangers.  Think I'll have some bangers & mash to line the stomach for boozing during the game later.

Gotta be Broon.

Both are smelly, slimy shit

Forget the bread, replace it with yorkshire pudding, add gravy.

Toad in the hole, Boom.

Salad cream

... is disgusting

brown sauce on one slice of the bread, ketchup on the other slice, sorted!

With crispy chips, yum, yum.

I had a huge rump steak for tea last night, nice and bloody - steak cut chips, onion rings, garlic battered mushrooms and mayonnaise :)

Steak and mayo = good
Chips and mayo = excellent
Blood and mayo = interesting

Stop all this mayo nonsense at once

Why ruin a good steak with Mayo?!!

A1 steak sauce is the best thing if you need anything at all.

Chicken kebab must have garlic mayo!

4D is spot on.

 :ty:

No problem babe.

 ???

You are a woman right?

Wrong. I have size 12 feet for a start   :D

hahahahaha  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

As must any kebab

No,all kebabs must be covered in Chilli sauce. Garlic mayo is for women and puffs

I'm with arriba - chilli sauce or nothing.

+1

Kebabs.....wouldnt touch em in a million years....foul food.

Fish and chips with salt and vinegar...touch of tartar sauce.

Chilli sauce and mint sauce. go on, give it a go.

My daughter has mint sauce on hers. Not for me i'm afraid.

Chilli sauce and burger sauce for me.
Have been known to dabble with the mint sauce combo before, depends how pissed i am

The chilli sauce from Caners has mint in it. I like it.

freshly cooked chicken with salad in pitta bread.  how is that foul (no pun intended?

Kebabs: has anyone actually eaten a whole one? See lots of part eaten ones all over the pavements at the weekends !

They have a kebab van in Chipping Norton


Yes, every time

I've only bought kebabs whilst pissed but I'm going to try one whilst sober to make a proper judgement. Has anyone else eaten them without being bladdered?

me regularly.
Chicken ones are bloody lovely

That's it then, during the summer I'm going to try the range and report back.

had one for lunch today