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Who is fitter?

Help me settle an argument.

never heard of the first one

I got with a girl who looked like zooey deschanel one night, and it was the happiest i have ever been.

get yourself to google my good man

That should be on your C.V.

She lives near the bus stop up to uni, and whenever I see her she blanks me. I think i'm happier about it than she is

I'm going to ask this only once.

Is she homeless?

I seen this a few weeks ago and thought it would fit in this thread nicely.


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I have never got with a homeless person. I have standards, and having a house is that standard

I had to ask and FYI you would be such a drag in a hippie commune... or cult.

Knowing that Katy Perry has been with Russell Brand is enough to put anyone off

We need a 'draw' option. Or better still, 'both'

You saying that if Freida Pinto was homeless you wouldn't buy her a big mac and bone her?

had a look. perry wins

Really hard decision. I like both of them in the face, but i've gone for Perry's better rack.

 Zooey Deschanel gets the nod from me but i wouldn't say no to a bit of 3 in a bed action with both of them.

it tough, but i'd go for zooey.
pery would be just pure filth, zooey is the watch a movie and cuddle on the sofa type which wins it for me.

Perry for me, still give zooey one without a thought.

What he said.

The tits win it for me.

I'm wid ya

Zooey, because I have a thing for her older sister. And Perry's never done anything for me. I think her elbow's are too pointy.

Zooey easily.

Voted for Zooey as she hasn't been Branded. Haven't a clue who she is though!

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She could chew on my big mac. HA! By that, I mean penis.

But you're right, every rule and standard has its exceptions

I just checked who that was. I fucking love her lots and lots and lots. I remember Googling her after watching Slumdog Millionaire, but somehow forgot about her. She's in my top 5.

Amanda Peet, Olivia Wilde, Daniela Ruah, Paula Patton, Freida Pinto.

I could never forget Freida Pinto

I watched immortals the other night, which she was in. I was mesmerised by her.

They're both fit but if I had to make a choice it would be Zooey.

Zooey for me
Perry grates

Costanza is spot on

why isn't there an option for them both? it would be nice to be in a perry-deschanel sandwich  :D

because everyone would go for the both option. it's a no brainer

So Zooey wins

did you win or lose your arguement?

I went for Perry as you know she'd be filthy.

Me too, she just looks like she would, plus she has AMAZING milkers...

I'm not fussy so either would do me or preferably both.

As an Indian lady has entered the mix I feel as though, I should bring the following two ladies to your attention .... Number 1 and 2 in my list though which is which I have yet to decide ......

Preity Zinta
Shonali Nagrani

Agree with SWS!

How the fuck do you pronounce Zooey? It annoys the fuck out of me.

Um, Zoo E.  Its not hard.  Thats just the way my trousers hang.

Stupid fucking name. I hate her now.

Like Zoe

So which is it? She's a cunt either way.

Yarp.

She would definitely get one though.

Zooey - looks like one of those girls who is really innocent and sweet but an absolute filth bucket in the sack.

Perry - looks like one of those girls who is an absolute filth bucket in the sack but in reality will lay there like an old starfish.

Starfish or not, Perry would still be recieving my swollen goods.  :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak