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Title: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: FormerlyPlymRed on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:00:08
Anyone know much about him? What does this mean for Connell  :hmmm:


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: LJ9 on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:33:02
No and don't know


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 14:35:20
He's back up for Benson.  PDC see's him as a target man so I guess he's Magera's replacement.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: FormerlyPlymRed on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:05:12
No and don't know
Much appreciated.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Gnasher on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:47:10
He's got balls of steel

[url width=640 height=480]http://www.leytonorient.com/javaImages/47/35/0,,10439~8664391,00.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:49:26
That picture is fantastic


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:51:50
Jeez he is brave!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:53:21
He's looks hard as fuck


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 16:54:11
Your free kicks cannot harm me. My balls are like a shield steel.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:07:09
He's back up for Benson.  PDC see's him as a target man so I guess he's Magera's replacement.

More of a Pericard replacement...think that whereas once Div 3/4 teams used to have the obligatory small tricky Scottish winger....now it has to be the enigmatically talented, but a bit lazy French target man.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:12:46
Anyone know much about him? What does this mean for Connell  :hmmm:

Tehoue is Swahili for Tea House.
His brothers; Huey, Dewey, and Louie are all youths at Arsenal.
He once killed a honey badger with his bare hands.

How's that?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: tans on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:13:45
Jeez he is brave!

I reckon he ducked when the free kick was taken


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:16:46
That picture is fucking excellent.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:17:04
Tehoue is Swahili for Tea House.
His brothers; Huey, Dewey, and Louie are all youths at Arsenal.
He once killed a honey badger with his bare hands.

How's that?

Not out...pitched outside leg stump...


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:54:34
i always enjoy a picture with danny whitaker in it, here's another

[url width=320 height=265]http://www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk/javaImages/17/2c/0,,10435~8989719,00.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: dphunt88 on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:56:14
watched a few youtube clips and he reminds me of ex-Huddersfield striker Clyde Wijnhard! remember him?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 17:58:41
He reminds me a little of Jimmy Floyd Hasselhoff, strong and quick with a powerful shot on him.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 18:08:18
i always enjoy a picture with danny whitaker in it, here's another

[url width=320 height=265]http://www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk/javaImages/17/2c/0,,10435~8989719,00.jpg[/url]

The only Talosian currently playing League football.... :toocool:

Is he still at Chesterfield....or has Patrick Stewart got him to sign for Udders?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: TheDukeOfBanbury on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 19:51:05
Looks like a slimmer and fitter Akinfatbastard.

On a lighter note - Akinfatbastard scored 2 early goals last night for the Cobblers.
Unfortunately he is their only real threat up front however cannot play a full 90 minutes.
He does look slimmer though than earlier in the season.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 19:52:30
Surprised no one's put this up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5DYNvB-Ivs&feature=related

...one of those on Saturday will be just the job.



Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 20:41:06
i always enjoy a picture with danny whitaker in it, here's another

[url width=320 height=265]http://www.chesterfield-fc.co.uk/javaImages/17/2c/0,,10435~8989719,00.jpg[/url]
Has he been ill recently?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 21:01:56
Your free kicks cannot harm me. My balls are like a shield steel.
...but my nipples are very delicate!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 21:04:06
Tehoue-oue
wooooaaaaahhhhh yeah
plays in front of goal
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 22:39:30
Has he been ill recently?
he played at the CG with oldham (the infamous taylor breakdown game) and looked like a make a wish foundation "winner"


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Coca Fola on Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 23:33:34
I shouldn't laugh but he actually does. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Dozno9 on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 17:57:16
Just seen the interview on the OS, he's built like a brick shit house.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 17:59:32
Looks like a slimmer and fitter Akinfatbastard.

On a lighter note - Akinfatbastard scored 2 early goals last night for the Cobblers.
Unfortunately he is their only real threat up front however cannot play a full 90 minutes.
He does look slimmer though than earlier in the season.

This post should probably go in the mildly annoying thread.

People who give footballers lame, unfunny nicknames!!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 18:08:12
This post should probably go in the mildly annoying thread.

People who give footballers lame, unfunny nicknames!!
Everyone knows his name is Akinfatone :D


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Posh Red on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 18:20:15
Everyone knows his name is Akinfatone :D

I thought it was Akinfatwa :shrug:


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 18:22:02
We finally sign the big man!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Family at War on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 18:39:00
Got a lot of time for Akinfenwa what with fighting against his size and the really bad leg break he had. Read a good article by him not so long ago where he said how proud he was this season when he scored his 100th goal as this really answered the people at school and others when he left who said he would never make a footballer because of his size. Bet you don't hear many supporters from clubs he has played for moan about him! Look at some of the goals he scored for Swansea.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 21:35:34
The only Talosian currently playing League football.... :toocool:

Is he still at Chesterfield....or has Patrick Stewart got him to sign for Udders?

Do you know what, I was thinking where the hell do Talosians come from.  Could be some small Caribbean Island with a finance sector.  I resisted to Google and its been playing on my mind today.

Some sort of medical condition I thought, bit like an Albino.  In the end I gave up and had to have a gander and by god nail on the head Reg...


[url width=180 height=232]http://media.reason.com/mc/_ATTIC/Image/talosian.gif?h=232&w=180[/url]


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Baggins on Thursday, March 8, 2012, 22:08:52
Got a lot of time for Akinfenwa what with fighting against his size and the really bad leg break he had. Read a good article by him not so long ago where he said how proud he was this season when he scored his 100th goal as this really answered the people at school and others when he left who said he would never make a footballer because of his size. Bet you don't hear many supporters from clubs he has played for moan about him! Look at some of the goals he scored for Swansea.

I would have been quite happy had we signed him a couple of years back - always seemed a decent player to me.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Ash Brake Red on Friday, March 9, 2012, 23:21:37
Has this new guy played in the JPT..? or would he be avaliable for Wembley..?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 00:02:48
Has this new guy played in the JPT..? or would he be avaliable for Wembley..?

He played for Orient in the first round, when they lost 14-13 on penalties to the Daggers


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Whits on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 00:08:37
one of the orient guys at work said that hes a beast....they used to chant....boom boom boom let me hear you say Tehoue, TEHOUE!! genius!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 14:35:11
Listening to his interview on BBC RS just now, doesn't sound too happy at Orient. He joked about hopefully doing well here, signing for us for a year, then going and scoring a couple past Orient! Let's hope he makes that kind of impact for us.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: THE FLASH on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 21:12:37
feet and touch looked quick enough ...but why?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: leefer on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 21:16:17
Was ok today,but will have to be better than ok to get a new contract.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: suttonred on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 21:27:51
Should have buried that header.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 21:32:07
Should have buried that header.
t'was a bit of a sitter really.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: RJack on Saturday, March 10, 2012, 21:36:10
I think he'll come good, definitely looks like he's lacking match practice. PDC will whip him into shape though  ;)


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 10:49:54
Yeah he did alright. He's got a week to get into a bit better shape and if he gets a chance vs Crewe hopefully he'll show a bit more.

Gutted for Connell though.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Sade on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 11:14:11
He is stacked.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 12:08:58
I dont think Ill be the first to say this.  Vincent Pericard.

That is all.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 12:17:06
I dont think Ill be the first to say this.  Vincent Pericard.

That is all.
You are definitely not the first to say that, Reg said it on Wednesday and there have been several other mentions since yesterday.

That is all.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: ChalkyWhiteIsGod on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 12:22:15
I definitely saw a bit more about him to suggest he's a bit better than the man who's career plumited worse than anyone's in history.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 12:22:59
Ok.  Since the match yesterday I have mostly been getting pissed and then recovering from being pissed so haven't read through what's been said.  Fair enough.  Id hate to say something original.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 12:26:57
At least he's been given half an hour. I was worried he was going to be judged too quickly.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Arch Stanton on Sunday, March 11, 2012, 13:51:18
He's going to be fighting a losing battle, everyone loves Connell apart from it seems, the manager. So if he's here to take his place people are going to have reservations.

From seeing his short debut he looks quick and has a decent touch. He didn't seems to know where any of our players were for lay offs etc, but that will come in time, he will certainly add something different, more muscle and power perhaps. Not sure whether Benson would be his ideal foil, but time will tell.

It is really harsh to judge him after playing for 30 mins and being here less than a week, but I'd prefer Connell to play - so there!  :nerner:


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: RJack on Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 11:16:07
I thought he did alright last night when he came on.  He was definitely short of match fitness when he joined us but he's starting to get a better understanding of the team and the way we play. 


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 11:33:26
Put himself about that's for sure.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, March 21, 2012, 11:58:22
Looked half handy... might be a good impact sub when defenders are knackered and he can bully them about.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: ampthill red on Saturday, March 24, 2012, 08:44:33
He was orients highest paid player ot 3 grand a week. After a bright start he spent the lions share of his time on the treatment table and then slagged them off!. Me guess is he is no more than a lump of meat with eyes and Alan Connell is worth 20 of him.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Trashbat? on Saturday, March 24, 2012, 08:59:49
Yawn!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: pericarp on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 08:48:26
So if Paolo publically said that he will not play Tehoue again (most probably) and it was a technical decision, saying that he is not as good as he thought he was and he has other strikers available.. Why don't we send him back? Orient won't take him back again, and is happy to let Swindon pay a share of his wages? Bizarre.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 08:57:39
You have answered your own question!!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 09:21:38
Leyton Orient couldn't bring in Jamal Campbell-Ryce and Adam Reed unless they offloaded players. They take him back and their finances take a hit.

Orient are dropping significantly at the moment. I wonder who Scott Cuthbert will join if they get sucked in and get relegated?


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 09:23:43
It'll be poetic justice to overtake Cuthbert on our way up as Orient go down. Always thought that was a bizarre move from him.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 09:24:16
Orient are dropping significantly at the moment. I wonder who Scott Cuthbert will join if they get sucked in and get relegated?

O*ford


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Exiled Bob on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 11:18:31
What's the problem with Cuthbert? He wanted to stay at Swindon but wasn't offered a contract.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 11:32:36
I thought we did offer a contract, could be wrong though.

Regardless, it was still an odd decision for him to join Orient.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 11:34:34
No it wasn't. They are in a higher league, and he had no idea of knowing how our season would have panned out.

We don't know about the money, but from a footballing side of things it's Orient all the way. Regardless, I thought Di Canio didn't rate his attitude, and that's why he didn't sign


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Flashheart on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 11:36:42
You miss the point

Orient would not have been the only option available to him. A player like Cuthbert available on a freeby would have seen interest from other clubs aside from Orient.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 11:39:20
Oh right. Yeah, thats a fair point. Can only guess it was the lure of the capital


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 12:51:32
Cuthbert is one of those players from the last few years who I can't really recall anything about.



Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 13:00:35
What's the problem with Cuthbert? He wanted to stay at Swindon

So did Douglas.

Made all the noises about staying then fucked off, utter cunt.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 13:42:27
I heard he didn't want to stay (Cuthbert).

Its academic anyway, he was great in the first season, hopeless in the second. An accolade that could go to many of our players last year.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: tans on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 13:44:31
flash was gonna get him


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: fittons_coaching_badge on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 13:44:59
No it wasn't. They are in a higher league, and he had no idea of knowing how our season would have panned out.

We don't know about the money, but from a footballing side of things it's Orient all the way. Regardless, I thought Di Canio didn't rate his attitude, and that's why he didn't sign

Would Di Canio have met Cuthbert?

I would have thought most were gone by the time PDC turned up.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 13:57:20
Cuthbert was offered a contract with Swindon, he chose to play in a higher league, he left us we didn't get rid of him.

Pretty crap defender TBH, had potential but will not make it any higher than he is currently playing.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 17:16:33
With Greer beside him, very good. Without Greer by the side of him, very shit. No great loss. Promised much, delivered little.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Exiled Bob on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 17:27:15
I'm sure I read at the time that he wasn't offered a new contract. Anyway, I searched for the link and found it here in The Advertiser :

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/swindontown/news/9065454.Cuthbert_departs_for_Orient/ (http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/swindontown/news/9065454.Cuthbert_departs_for_Orient/)

SCOTT Cuthbert today joined Alan Sheehan in completing moves away from Swindon, with the defender joining League One side Leyton Orient.

Sheehan earlier came through a medical at Notts County before signing a two-year deal at the club.

Cuthbert's initial contract expired this summer, with the club opting not to take up the option to extend his stay by a further year.

"I'm absolutely delighted to have signed for Orient. As soon as I heard about the interest in me I was keen to come down here and get things sorted," said the Scot.

"It's a great club that wants to move forward and I want to be a part of that."


Fair enough, he probably jumped at the opportunity to go to Orient but I never had a problem with him leaving. The others - Prutton, Rose, Sheehan and Douglas especially, were utter tossers.


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Costanza on Wednesday, April 4, 2012, 17:48:58
I dare say that there won't be many people beyond Bob Mills who craved a move to Orient more than Cuthbert :)


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: THE FLASH on Saturday, April 7, 2012, 09:07:20
flash was gonna get him

Fucking word!!!


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: walrus on Monday, April 9, 2012, 09:07:31
Cuthbert always reminded me of a poor man's Sean O'Hanlon, who I was surprised didn't go on to bigger and better things than MK Dongs...


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: fatbasher on Monday, April 9, 2012, 09:14:46
Cuthbert always reminded me of a poor man's Sean O'Hanlon, who I was surprised didn't go on to bigger and better things than MK Dongs...

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: Jonathan Tehoue
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Monday, April 9, 2012, 09:15:27
As with most of the squad last season, they had potential but let us down big time