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I remember on 606 once somebody said they had seen Matt Le Tissier at Bingo - so do you have any oddities to share.

I was once in Ellery Hanly's hotel room - nothing sordid - he was a guest and I worked on room service. He was fucking massive.

I've seen lee peacock and sean o'hanlon in morrisons, and once saw ben wells riding around asda on a bike in a tracksuit

I once bought Jim Davidson a bottle of Gin......years back when i worked on the circus,he was doing a TV special.....jeez could he drink.
Also had a word with Barbara Windsor while delivering in Covent Garden...which is a tad strange these days on account of the Aussie take over there.

Justin Lee-Collins in Hooters last night, alone.

Lawrie Sanchez, menswear section of John Lewis in Reading.

I got in a lift at the Royal Garden in Kensington and Noel Edmonds was in there - tiny, grumpy fucker. I also nearly got ran over by the fat, druggie Mel Smith in London going to an away game in the 80's - he obviously didn't do Zebra crossings. On the way to anorther away game in London - stopped at Heston and Tears for Tears tried to push in front of me at the cafe - they weren't too chuffed when I told them to fuck off and wait their turn and asked which one of them was Simon le Bon.

Stood having a piss next to Phil Schofield.

I once saw Mark Hughes and Keith Curle at Legoland. Together.

Were they holding hands?

Gazza and John Moncur in the Tavern. Me and two mates drank beer with them all night.

Get to see loads in Shepherds Bush with the BBC up the road, news readers etc, no footballers though.

Also

Bill Bailey in Blockbusters (Now Tesco's)
Phil Jupitus in The Green Pub
Jacko's mate from Brush strokes in the green
Holly Vallance in the green
David Grohl walking past the green
Boris Johnson all over
Lembit Opik outside bush tube
That slightly oriental looking bird from E4 outside Angel tube

I could go on...

Pissed on mr beauchamps leg in some night club bog. Then he asked do i know who he was.

The colour went out of him when i said i was a town fan :D

Lou Macari in the toilets of a service station on the M6

I once met Robert Huth in Viper Rooms, Harrogate on a night out whilst on cricket tour.  I dont think he appreciated me breaking up his bumping and grinding with a very pretty lady.

I also met Jeremy Guscott at Leekes in Melksham years ago and a couple of weeks ago met the actor who played O'Keefe in Band of Brothers in The British Lion, Devizes.

Another highlight has to be meeting both Michael Vaughan and Devon Malcolm outside The Oval after the Test Match against India in 2007.

Oh, and Rik Mayall in my local newsagents, he had a cold and was buying parcetemol.

I saw Uther Pendragon at Bath train station.

Also, at Tribal Gathering in 1993, I was Jarvis Cocker and he was spanked out of his head; and yes, I did ask if he was sorted for Es and Whizz :)

hello jarvis

im such a celebrity cocksucker im sure i have been banned from one of these threads before.

Jools Holland bought a fruits of the forest Solero from the Esso garage I worked in as a teen. And I always bring it up, but seeing Frank Lampard in Po Na Na in Swindon was fucking strange. (Lisa Rogers was also in there, but I didn't see her. My mate - who worked there - watched Danny Invincibile having "fun" with her over the bar on CCTV though.)

Played football against Micky Hazard in a corporate 5 a side tournament at Watford's traing ground a couple of years ago. Also playing that day were Steve Sedgley and Justin Edinburgh. I see Timmy Mallet in Maidenhead every now and then as well as Rolf Harris and Jim Rozenthal. Proper A listers...Oh and i met Alex Turner in Ibiza as well

Oh yeah,

Harry Rednapp at Swindon dog track when we had Michael Carrick on loan.

Two of those are Oxford fans.  Worrying.

Met John Cusack (Con Air, 2012 etc) and Dean Cain (new adventures of lois and clark),

WWF Wrestlers: Kane, Edge, Val Venis, Owen Hart (R.I.P), Jason Sensation and Triple H  in New York City at the Empire State Building

Kenneth Williams on Newbury high street

Oh one of the people i worked with lived next door to eric sabin

Played against Phil King at Mannington Rec.

I regularly see the town lot in Bushwackers VIP bar on a saturday night. Usual suspects, AOB, Morrison, Billy Bodin, JFL, Dossevi, V-Unit and occasionally Sir Charles.

Also met Steve McManaman and Robbie Fowler in the bookies near the town hall quite a few years back. Fowler is a fucking midget.

I think Rozenthal is Oxford but who else is out of that lot?

Me, the Mrs and the kid saw Roy Keane in our local pub having Sunday lunch with his family. He is a lot smaller than I thought.

Lou Macari in Pizza parlour Wembley High Street before an England game
Billy Connolly in a mini mart shop buying bog roll on the Fulham Palace road
Apparently Noel Gallagher before he was famous playing 5 a side against us (Oasis staff) for Inspiral Carpet group and the bands roadies in Oasis sports hall before their gig.

Timmy Mallet is a notorious oxford fan

Always knew he was Cunty McCunt-face. An annoying one at that aswell.

Sorry to piss all over your childhood memories, but Mallett is.  Viewers of a nervous disposition should not click on this link (http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/sport-oxford.html).

Used the urinal next to Ron Jeremy at Palms in Las Vegas. He had to stop mid piss and take a call on his mobile (in a cubicle).

I once saw him out and about in normal life, riding his bike through Cookham. He was wearing his complete get up. I thought it was cool at the time as I was a kid, but he just looked like a grade A, attention seeking knob.

I saw the Swindon youth team and Paul Bodin walking along the embankment a couple of years back.  We were in London for my birthday and the team were away at Orient that night.  The missus refused to go.  I saw Patrick Kluivert, Edgar Davids and Clarence Seedorf in the lift at the Amsterdam Hilton one night when the Dutch team were staying there and the Brazilian team were in the hotel we were staying at in Berlin once.  Ronaldinho is weeny and Ronaldo is a fat bastard.  And I was sat beside Jan Leeming on a plane once.

Didn't realise Mallet was Oxford. I Always thought he was a cunt anyway. Even as a child when I didn't know what a cunt was!

He still does that. I saw him in Marlow one lunchtime in full biking attire. He looked like a complete fucktard

The Inspirals guitarist, Graham Lambert is a friend of mine who does the same job as me. 

Im not going to enter into this thread other than that.

Winner! Was he in full royal get-up?
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I once had a slash next to Alan Bleasdale in the bogs at a Smiths/New Order/Billy Bragg triple header at the Royal Court in Liverpool. I was quite pissed but still managed to tell him "You're fucking great, you are". I could tell he was impressed

I met a page 3 girl outside The County Ground that wasn't Melinda Messenger.

I saw Jack Smith and his girlfriend looking at dinosaurs in the Natural History Museum the day after Town drew 1-1 at Hereford on a Friday night (Jerel Ifil scored a great goal).

I was with my girlfriend and wearing a Swindon away top which led to a odd moment where he saw me and must of thought 'there are more swindon fans than i think or... I've got a stalker!'

The stalker assumption wouldn't have been helped because there tends to be a set way to walk round museums/exhibits etc and our paths kept crossing over and over !

That link is awesome!! Check out "Special Uncle Martin" near the bottom :)

My dad met Lee Peacock in Magaluf
Tim Lovejoy and Nick Moran brought me and my friend a drink in goldiggers!

I ain't saying you a golddigga...

Maybe you inspired the track that wasn't released until two years later.

Nightclub toilet in Monaco, bloke at the pisser next to me is wearing a skull/beanie thing. Hmm, i think, he's the spitting image of the edge from U2. Go to wash my hands afterwards and Bono is waiting for a cubicle.
Buy one, get one free on U2 members, clearly.

Sold some diy stuff to Colin Montgomerie (and had to phone for authorisation of his card as the purchase was over the £50 limit).  Sat opposite Terry Waite on a train (he has HUGE feet, or at least huge shoes).  Peter Osgood kicked a football at my sister's face at a holiday camp many moons ago.  Got overtaken by Dave Lee Travis (number plate DLT 1) on the A50 and overtook Jimmy White (CUE 123, I think) on the M25.

I think it's called 'Living the Dream'.

Had a brief chat over a pint with Johnny Depp in The Bell in Bath. Had lunch next to Richard Ashcroft just after glasto a few years back in The Adventure Cafe in Bath. Got pissed up with Jamie Cullum just after he got signed in The Spiegeltent (part of Bath festival) years back, he's a proper midget! Had a piss next to Robert 'Killroy' Silk in Portsmouth and the obvious favourite Iffy Onoura came into my shop a few times before taking up his Etheopian escapade, his star has never shone so bright!

Bobby Charlton on the beach in Mauritius.

Saw Phil smith in the brunel, and Jacob Jakenaobowski(sp?) jogging through town!

Oooh, saw Mark Blundell using his phone whilst driving up the motorway on the way to Nottingham. Smug git saw us go, "is that Mark Blundell?" and a massive grin appeared on his face.

Reminded me of Colin Calderwood using the flumes at the Oasis. Huge and very hairy feet, very similar to monkey feet only bigger.

and Geoff Hurst ordering some wine (after a Town game V Cheltenham) in the Bathurst Arms near Cirencester.

I keep looking in the mirror......

But also had Louis Theroux and Ann Widdecombe in my front room, when he was making a documentary about her.....she only talked about cats!  Have a photo of me meeting Mohammed Ali at a meeting to promote Jubilee 2000 Debt Campaign, which he did some advertising for.....

Hilda Ogden in Malmesbury. Winner.

Only if she had her hair in curlers

I played in a golf pro-am at St Pierre, Chepstow a few years ago. We had an early tee-time and were playing snooker in the club-house after the round.  A couple of guys came in, one of them, Stan Boardman, said to us as only a scouser could "Aright lads, fancy a game with me an me mate?". His mate was Alex Higgins!  We just laughed and joked while they went to the bar. One of my biggest regrets, not asking them to put their 10p on the table  :(

Gareth Edwards and Johnny Briggs (Mike Baldwin) were also there.

i'll stick to just footballers at unexpected places....
david james at reading services.various players at the ryder cup(ruud gullit,jason roberts,some bolton player whos name i can't remember).john hendrie in the hotel bar in norvern ireland.bob wilson at a london cafe.
and i remember the night gazza was in the tavern with moncur too.

James Beattie and Chris Baird in the bogs of hot shots in southampton

 I was once cycling in Cornwall, with a mate, whose bike was a bit ancient, we were heading down a steep hill into a little village called Cadgwith making for the pub.  Me mates brakes didn't work and he all but took out Rodney Bewes who used to play Bob in the Likely Lads.

 Top man, he was heading for the pub, and could see the funny side.

 Back in the early 90's had gone for a weekends camping at the Barge...Honey Street.

 The place was noted for its ufologists and crop circle researchers.....Reg Presley of the Troggs was a regular.  As luck would have it, a large cheque had arrived on Reg's doorstep, for royalties from Wet Wet Wet's n weeks at number 1 in charts on teh back of 4 Weddings and a Funeral.

Reg insisted on drinks all round...

I believe The Barge is currently up for sale...nice place.

Went with some friends to the Monaco Grand Prix, 2003 I think. We were walking round the track a couple of days before the race, as you do, and passed Mohamed Al Fayed who was doing the same. As a bit of a fan of Princess Diana (saw her in Swindon once btw), I was ashamed that the thought came into my mind "You'd think he would want to stay away from fast cars and tunnels"

Went to a restaurant after the race. Michael Schumacher arrived at the restaurant at the same time as us. He went into a swish restaurant with among others 6 absolute stunners. He wasn't best pleased when one of my mates stuck a cheap pocket camera in his face! He'd crashed out when in the lead that year :crash:.  M Schu that is, not my mate Chris    We ate in the pizzeria next door!

Also saw Helen Mirren and all the Grimaldi family as they drove past us in their open top cars before the race. Albert was driving himself, the others with chauffeurs. Helen Mirren wasn't with the Grimaldis, I should add. She was very plainly dressed and wore a floppy hat.

Clinton Morrison and David Howell at a wedding, who I believe both have Swindon supporting families.

Forgot that we met Neil Morrissey in a bar in Cairns. We got chatting to him and he came back to my mates house and got whey stoned man. I thought he was a twat, he just kept arguing about some political bollocks that no one gave a fuck about.


Did you say what an honour it was to meet such a massive cunt?

I had Neil Morrisey and Angus Deyton and bint sat behind me when I had corporate hospitality at Palace. Morrisey was alright but Deyton really was a patronising, arrogant cunt - at least he doesn't need to get into a charachter on telly.
I've also remembered I was in a pub in Schull a very remote part of Ireland and one of the guys from the Bill was in there - can't remember which charachter. Seemed a decent geezer but very obscure.

Ray Clemence and Paul Robinson at Hanbury Manor a couple of weeks ago, they were playing in the group ahead of us, stopped for a chat and had a couple of beers with them afterwards, got some good views and gossip from Clem.

Had a pee next to Bobby Stokes RIP in a pub in Pompey after a Pompey v Town game many years ago. Asked him if he thought it was offside, he reckoned it was

Had a few beers with Billy Bragg in a pub in London when we were out with a band called "The Men They Couldn't Hang"- nice fella.

Met Pat Jennings (hands like fucking shovels) at a golf charity day

Know Karl Pilkington - had him down to Swindon a few years ago for a night out with Suzanne (his missus went to college with my missus)

Used to go and have a few beers with Buzzer (Nicky Summerbee) when he played for us and lived in Stratton Village

Spud (Ian Herring) is working on my house at the moment :)

Oh how could I forget.

I was in the queue at Sainsburys Petrol station next to the 419... behind Scott Cunting Murray. I was so tempted to spit on the back of his head.

Ah, they were brilliant! The English answer to the Pogues (as I'm sure they were sick to the back teeth of being called. Although at least they had back teeth)

morgan freemans post remeinded me of the time i saw clinton morrison in morrisons.

How the mighty have fallen - just get down to Supermarine tomorrow and you can spit at him at your leisure while hopefully Bath get humbled.

Darren Fletcher flew economy (like me and my pals) to Vegas for his stag do this summer (tacky Stag Do t-shirts and everything)... Jermaine Pennant, Tom Huddlestone, and Victor Anichibe all went Upper for their lads holiday.

Was stood behind Scott Cuthbert in the queue in Subway once. He ordered a BLT :D.

My dad and I played in a charity skittles match against most of the League Cup winning team in the summer of 69 at *hangs head in shame* Melksham Conservative Club. I was an awestruck 15-year old so never did get any autographs and was too shy to talk to any of them, except Stan Harland who chatted for a minute.
 
The main thing I remember was that Rogers was useless at skittles, and got mercilessly ribbed by the other players. I felt quite sorry for him!

Tim Rice and Boy George in the gents at Hamersmith Apollo..didnt hang round to chat
Paul Weller Blackpool -miserable as fuck
Paul McCartney-BBC TV centre-Miserable scouse twat
Michael Talbott (fat bloke from Miami Vice) in my parents pub in Andover-Great bloke
Paul Weller again..London...great mood...met him loads, different every time
Paul Weller's mum....lovely lady, great fun
Jarvis Cocker-BBC Broadcasting House-Great bloke
Don MacLean (American Pie singer) A bit strange
Bruce Foxton (the Jam) Top bloke
John Virgo-corporate function...utter knob
Beverly Callard-Coronation Street...old slapper
Spike Milligan-Hyde Park...as mad and strange as you would imagine
Mike Summerbee-before Premier league game at Blackburn...brilliant bloke
Henry Kelly....Was'nt game for a laugh...miserable
john Cleese-St James' Park, very funny, very tall and very patient as got pounced on by Asian family talking bollocks to him
Gail Platt-Coronation Street-Euston Station...short but pokable !!!

Mark Walters in a Italian in Bournemouth.

He was at Rovers by then and i tipped his table over.

(i made the table thing up!)

Flew back from Guernsey to Southampton a few years back in a plane named after Matt Le Tissier, which also had a big picture of him on the side. Walking to the plane from the terminal I saw a big fella shuffling along just in front of me which turned out to be the man himself. He was sat half way back in a crappy aisle seat on his own plane (well sort of) while I had the best seat with loads of leg room at the front. I did consider offering him my seat, but only for a nanosecond :hmmm:

Chris Kamara in Tescos just before christmas last year, really nice bloke even laughed when i told him how i remembered him the first time he played for us.
BTW it was because i was about 4 or 5 and he was the first black man i ever remember seeing.
He actually found this hilarous.

That reminds me, my sister and her boyfriend saw him a few weeks ago in Covingham shops. They had a long chat with him and I was saddened to know they weren't aware he'd ever played for Town. :-[

Apparently he's about quite a bit because some of his family live in Eldene.

Sat behind Frank Skinner at an England v India one-dayer at Lords in 2002. The one where India chased an improbable 326 and Ganguly waved his top around on the balcony!! Thought to myself... brilliant this will be a really funny day! but skinner barely said two words... disappointing!

Football related - Paul Sturrock, Tesco Swindon

Urika Johnson - Just walking past a car walking into town and out she gets, think she was going to open a shop or something.

Also a couple of years ago, we sold something to Sharon Davies and I offered to go a put in in her car, Very tall and still quite fit.    think she had Personal number plate of SWIM or SWIM1

I saw her in stratton Sainsburys about a year ago!

Also once saw Fjortoft in McDonalds on Great Western Way during his period of not scoring when he first signed for us

I walked out my front door and was fairly certain I saw louise redknapp in her car in front of me

Saw Des Lynam in a service station the other day.
Hernan Crespo in Harrods with his stunning Missus a few years back.
Tried chatting up a bird in a london bar, upon my dismal failured i return to my mates table to be told it was Claire Sweeny from Brookside amongst other things.
Saw Kirk from Corrie in a Las Vegas shopping centre, he was there to watch his mate Ricky Hatton.

Just reminded me that when I took my driving test Steve Finney went to take his just before me.

Also saw Brezovan dressed like the bohemian artist sort he is, having a McDonalds with his misses and then finishing up with a fag. Which reminds me of seeing Zaaboub hairing around town in his Alfa Romeo. (He was also smoking but then he was french so it's a given.)

I've been on that very plane but no Le Tissier.  Awful bloody flight mind.

I once took a piss in the urinal next to Dustin Hoffman at the mens Wimbledon final.
Before anyone says, no I didnt look.  Saw Muhammed Al Fayad on same day as he was sat just a few rows down from me.

Saw Greg Rusedski munch down 2 foot long hotdogs (the fat bastard) at a theatre showing of Dr Dolittle where I also walked past Jennifer Love Hewitt on the way to the toilets.

I have also sat down for lunch with Jamie Rednapp and Nigel Martyn at a golf event prior to the World Cup in 98.  Met all the rest of the squad at the same event, the highlights of which had to be meeting David Beckham and also Paul Ince who was a bit of a 'character'.

In terms of Swindon players/managers - once saw Micky Hazard in Florida during a summer holiday.  Also saw Dennis Wise at a local fireworks display as he used to live near us when I was younger and he was still playing.

I once saw Danny Invincible at the 24 hour garage in Chiseldon just after he signed for us. It was fucking freezing and he had shorts and flip flops on, bloody aussies.

Luc Nijholt used to have kick abouts with anyone who had a football at Poynings Road park. Immense.

Kammy is my mates godfather!

You probably won't believe this but here goes, I once saw Shaun Close on the pitch at the county ground.

Pepe Reina in the cloud 23 bar of the Hilton Hotel in manchester.  Not strictly unexpected as it a swanky place that charge £20 for a cocktail.  They seem to forget that however swanky it is, its still in Manchester.

Once after playing Millwall at the Den, late eighties probably, me and my mate went for a drink in New Cross in a grotty boozer after the game. On stage in a black leather jumpsuit was Mr clary himself ,under his Joan Collins fanclub monicker. We left pretty quickly as it was pretty lairy, I doubt it ended well for him that night. My fav was meeting Colin Gordon and Colin Baillie in a pub in Thatcham. They were initially pleased to be recognised, until I informed them we were Town fans, this was about a month after they both went to Reading, they left pretty quickly with taunts following closely behind them.

I met DW in there a few weeks back!

I once stood next to Colin Gordon in the bogs at the CG, when he was throwing up, this in the 86 post season bash, directly after the Crewe game.

Gordon was a fine example of the STFC striker who scores a few for us then goes itinerant and never does as well again.  Hence STFC is the most goals scored slot in their career stats.

sat next to les dennis on a plane to tenerife also saw kilroy on a plane to rome and saw melinda messenger in sainsburys.

and that the ginger dad off harry potter saw him in brighton and met reggie g in ibiza

Saw that ginger cunt from this years big brother saturday night in oxford

Told one of the supermarine directors how to get to twerton park earlier

Bumped into Hasney Aljofree on new years eve in a Manchester nightclub a few years back when he was still our player, completely steaming at the time so cant remeber what i said to him!
See most of the Man City squad pissed up most saturday nights in Manchester!!

Here comes old big head!!! - I've played with or against quite a few old-timers - Alan Ball, Alan Hinton, Steve Kember, Peter Osgood, Ian Hutchinson, Peter Bonetti and quite a few more. Sat at the same table as Tommy Docherty at a football function. Attended a wedding reception when the likes of George Best, Dennis Law and quite a few other ManU players of that era.
Sad to think a lot of those mentioned are now dead.

I saw Ben Hutchinson a few times last season on a football pitch. Which was strange, considering he didn't seem to have the first clue as to what the fuck he was doing there.

 :D

Didnt you play for southampton or something dell?

To be fair, if I' have done that I'd be telling everyone.

I'll have to 'make do' with playing against Phil King in the play on the pitch thing. It made my day though!

I saw Neil Tennant at the NT in London.

Played in a charity golf day back in the early 90's and we were lucky enough to be have Bruce Grobbelaar in our fourball. My mate who played off 3 at the time had a fucking shocker on the day, and Grobbelaar ripped into him big time, taking the piss and doing impressions of him all day. Decent bloke and funny as fuck.

Saw a well pissed Jeremy Guscott in the first Class lounge at Paddington a couple of weeks ago. Mid afternoon on a weekday as well, very impressed.

Alex Hammond (Quinn) off of Sky Sports was at the Swindon Robins end of Season dinner at Blunsdon House last Saturday. A bit short, bit you would.
Rumour has it that she wanted to get into Simon Steads pants.......

married twice and divorced twice was shagging tony mccoy behind her first husbands back  :soapy tit wank:

Be like a jockey and cum from behind!

I love Alex Hammond even more now I know she's a dirty little whore.

Just remembered another one. My mate was playing in a charity game at Loftus Road a few years ago, one of those football aid games, and I met Stan Bowles. He was there to hand out the prizes for MoM and things like that. He was in the concorse behind one of the stands puffing away on a smoke. He didn't seem to care it was non smoking!

Sean Lock came over to our table at a pub in Soho just before Christmas a couple of years ago.  He asked whether he could take a chair back to his own table, but I told him it was taken.

Did you say "Aren't you a stand up comedian? Well, fucking stand up then!"

Oooh I served Alex Hammond Ice cream at the cinema about 4 years or so ago.

Christian Roberts at the County Ground playing for Swindon. 

:clap: :clap:

Correction: Running around alot!

No...but I now wish I could travel back to 2008 (pls see other thread) and delivered your killer line!

Stephen Hawking popped into my office today.

You work in the research council as well then  ;)

Super Dave Syrett was at Yeovil.

He wanted to come on...

Fair play to AP. Lucky Cunt.

Yeah man, I'm in IT. Who are you?

Joe Worsley, sitting on my wife's lap.....(when he was a baby...but he was bloody big then too!!!)

Work in EPSRC

Saw Dossevi drop Vince off at that block of flats opposite Brunel carpark yesterday. In his beasty Camaro.

If you want to come 'star spotting' come down to Bath. For some reason they love the place.

Nicholas Cage is a regular although he has sold his castle at Midford,  Tony Head - King in Merlin & PM in Little Britain uses the CO-OP on way out of town on his way home.

Seal & his family are moving in, John Cleese now lives here, Francis Ford Coppola - Film Director lives just out of town.  Jonny Depp lives just south of town and is a regular shopper in town.

Oh yes, Peter Gabriel has his recording studio in Box and Beyonce, her hubby jay z and kanye west have all been using it and staying in Bath this week.

Midge Ure lives just outsie of town and uses our Indian Take Away.

If I saw Beyonce and Jay Z I think I'd actually die!!!!
Ex Rovers now at Wycombe Andy Sandell stole my seat in a pub Sat night

they've been using the coffee bars in town in between recording sessions.

My facebook homepage has said pretty much nothing else all week

Strange as it may be, I saw JPM last Thursday at the CG getting into his Audi. Fairplay he nodded and said hello as he got in.  Soon after Dossevi and his mate came along blabbering on in some language, got into a beast of a car and sped off.  They blanked me though. Cunts

Oh!! I only remember you saying you were hungry in the library?!

Ralph Fiennes on me flight to me mates stag do last year in Monte Carlo....get me!

Did you tell him he pronounces his name wrong?

I meant the homepage, filled with other peoples crys for attention status updates