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Title: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:06:01

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/8174926.Darren___s_dilemma_over_his_two_loves/

 :D


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Batch on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:09:33
OOooh, that's as bad as going on holiday.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:16:06
Don't talk to me about weddings and play off finals :(


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:26:08
what a muppet! Cant be that much of a Town fan if he booked his wedding for the league 1 play off final date! I deliberately booked my wedding for a june in an odd year so it didnt clash with any football!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:36:48
Gutted!! So glad I planned my cousins hen do for this weekend!!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: china red on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 07:52:38
To be fair how many of us really thought we would get to the play off final this season


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 08:04:39
OOooh, that's as bad as going on holiday.
Worse, you could just about realistically postpone a holiday. But as china red said, must have seemed a safe bet when they booked it. I don't know that I'd have bothered checking when the League One play-off final was if I had been booking something at the start of the season/last summer.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 08:33:26
People who get married during the football season annoy me!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: DiV on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:05:05
I didn't expect us to reach the play off final this season.

I still didn't book anything for May 29th though. That's just stupid.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: tans on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:09:32
You got the day off work?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:11:01
its my girlfriends 21st birthday on the 29th, she has no real passion for football but guess where im taking her for her surprise BIG day out?  :D


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:12:40
Well, she'll be surprised certainly...


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:16:09
I feel more for the bloke who left the first comment :(


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: DiV on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:20:14
I have not got the day off work. Not that, that matters


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:24:23
I have not got the day off work. Not that, that matters

Intriguing comma useage there Dave


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:25:31
so we SHALL see you there Dave.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 09:47:34
its my girlfriends 21st birthday on the 29th, she has no real passion for football but guess where im taking her for her surprise BIG day out?  :D
She might even enjoy it, you never know. Even my Mum is coming to this one and she has no interest in football at all!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 10:56:56
Even my Mum is coming to this one and she has no interest in football at all!
bloody glory hunters! :D


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 11:53:47
I won't be there. Wish I could be a super fan like most of the 37000 odd that do go.

Bitter? Too fucking right I am.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:11:18
i see matey in the article all the time at matches.he's been going for donkeys years.

why can't you go herhab?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:12:12
Well done arriba


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:14:12
he can't hurt me through my pc. ;)
genuine question though


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:28:32
My missus's daughter bought us an all-inclusive holiday in Egypt as a Christmas present. At the time I thought it was the best present ever.

Fly out next week, too late to change it, or to change the names on the booking (Believe me I did ask the question). Fucking gutted big time, but there's nothing I can do. Once I'm over there I'm sure I'll enjoy it but at the moment I'm wishing that fucking volcano would erupt again and fill the skies with an ash cloud that is guaranteed to hang about for at least 10 days.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:30:55
Oh Gosh :( I feel your Pain!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:31:21
bloody women eh?
seems a few loyal fans are missing out.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Posh Red on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:40:33
I feel for all the fans who are missing it because they have other commitments which have been arranged by other people, but to book your own wedding on the day of the play-off final is just plain stupidity


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:42:10
bloody women eh?
seems a few loyal fans are missing out.


That's probably a blessing for people like me, seeing as you reckon we're on course to sell the entire 90,000 capacity out by 4pm


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 12:43:29
That's probably a blessing for people like me, seeing as you reckon we're on course to sell the entire 90,000 capacity out by 4pm

chortle.
dont think we'll sell out, let alone by then.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:01:38
My missus's daughter bought us an all-inclusive holiday in Egypt as a Christmas present. At the time I thought it was the best present ever.

Fly out next week, too late to change it, or to change the names on the booking (Believe me I did ask the question). Fucking gutted big time, but there's nothing I can do. Once I'm over there I'm sure I'll enjoy it but at the moment I'm wishing that fucking volcano would erupt again and fill the skies with an ash cloud that is guaranteed to hang about for at least 10 days.

Eat some raw or partially cooked chicken and get a few dodgy chinese takeaways a few days before you're supposed to go. If you plan it right you can get a decent dose of food poisoning and be rid of it in time for the game.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Summerof69 on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:10:41
I feel for all the fans who are missing it because they have other commitments which have been arranged by other people, but to book your own wedding on the day of the play-off final is just plain stupidity

It's not as if it is a surprise that the play-off finals are on the bank holiday weekend...


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:20:11
It's not as if it is a surprise that the play-off finals are on the bank holiday weekend...
No, but it's quite a surprise we're in them!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Posh Red on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:23:56
No, but it's quite a surprise we're in them!

Were you really expecting automatic promotion?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:25:59
Were you really expecting automatic promotion?
Yep, bloody furious. Wilson OUT!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: crystall Tips on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:37:45
My missus's daughter bought us an all-inclusive holiday in Egypt as a Christmas present. At the time I thought it was the best present ever.


Did it occur to you that she doesn't like you and it is a stitch up?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 13:40:10
Did it occur to you that she doesn't like you and it is a stitch up?

:D


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: herthab on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:02:27
Did it occur to you that she doesn't like you and it is a stitch up?

At the time, no.

Beginning to wonder now though.....

Just hope everyone who goes has a great time, as that will mean we'll be playing Championship football next season.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:08:15
On the plus side - Eygpt is lush

Are you going to Sharm?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:18:07
On the plus side - Eygpt is lush

Are you going to Sharm?

Are you sure ?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:49:50
Yeah! - well I thought it was

My friend married an Eygiption


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Posh Red on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:51:16
Yeah! - well I thought it was

My friend married an Eygiption

How do they walk?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:53:02
Like a Egyptian.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: tans on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:55:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVrNV_5LhNE


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:56:40
If you have a half Eygiption half english baby they have the most amazin geyes ever!! really big and almond shaped!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: tans on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:57:53
what like jordans son harvey? ;)


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 14:59:06
 :eek:


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: tans on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:00:02
is that what his eyes look like?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:32:31
Are you sure ?

It's luxor-y.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:34:32
i bet his sphinxter muscle will be working overtime during the match


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:38:37
You'll have a pharoah time over there.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:40:28
But you'll be niles away!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:41:09
You have to see us beat these cockney gizas.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: pauld on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:41:44
You might miss us ascending the league pyramid


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:46:30
Herthab's going to desert.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: spacey on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:47:23
You fucking pricks make me sick....

And don't sit there trying to see if I snuck a wanky pun in there because I haven't. You genuinely make me ill with rage.

If Neville comes along and makes some pun out of this post then I'm going to climb inside my PC and shove his head down the fucking khazi!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:48:16
that's it spacey.go cry to mummy


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: spacey on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:49:00
My mum's dead


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:50:00

You genuinely make me ill with rage.


WOW this is my new best thing to say EVER!


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:50:51
I wondered why she stopped telling me to stop.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: nevillew on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:51:41
You fucking pricks make me sick....

And don't sit there trying to see if I snuck a wanky pun in there because I haven't. You genuinely make me ill with rage.

If Neville comes along and makes some pun out of this post then I'm going to climb inside my PC and shove his head down the fucking khazi!

Having a bit of a Tutenkhamoan Spacey ?


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:52:04
I sphinx spacey needs to lighten up a bit.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: spacey on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:54:50
Right, that's it! I'm setting up my own secret part of the forum that only I can post in.

I bet you're all sorry now.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: Coca Fola on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 15:56:18
Spacey you take it tomb far.


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: adje on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 16:32:44
Sadat's dat


Title: Re: You've cocked up there, lad
Post by: crystall Tips on Thursday, May 20, 2010, 17:24:24
did you notice the red sea of fans at Charlton?

I thought you loved us Spacey?