Title: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:08:27 I have shamelessly stolen this from Brightons North stand chat and i tip my hat to Turienzos lovechild, but going to run our own competition and the winners of each will fight it out to see who is ultimately the hardest motherfucker on the planet.
there will be 8 groups top 2 go through top last 16. discussion about each creatures attributes will be actively encouraged. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:09:35 polar bears.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: DiV on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:10:07 Scott Cuthbert!
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:13:00 Ants
Camel Spiders Hedgehogs (Because mine fell 5 stories and just got up and walked away) Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: spacey on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:15:59 The Bungle Bungle Bug.
This little fella attacks during the night. The good news for women is that he attacks men only. What he does is climb down the hole in your cock and feeds on the sperm in your scrotum. Don’t think it finishes there though! He then climbs back out and spits it all out on your face. You wake up the next morning with a face like a glazed teacake and you don’t know why or how. You soon find out when you go to the toilet though because you piss fire. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Chubbs on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:24:20 Ants Camel Spiders Hedgehogs (Because mine fell 5 stories and just got up and walked away) hedgehogs are hard fuckers Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: herthab on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:25:47 Tortoises. (But only if they're the right way up)
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Gnasher on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:30:22 Gotta be the Death's-head Hawk-moth. It even has a tattoo of a skull on its head!
[url width=320 height=240]http://ukmoths.org.uk/images/DeathsHeadHawkMothTD.jpg[/url] Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: spacey on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:32:55 But what about its arch enemy, the rolled up newspaper snake?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Spy on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:37:03 Gotta be the Death's-head Hawk-moth. It even has a tattoo of a skull on its head! [url width=320 height=240]http://ukmoths.org.uk/images/DeathsHeadHawkMothTD.jpg[/url] That's the one from Silence of the Lambs isn't it? Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:39:15 that moth is maing me feel ill
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Gnasher on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:43:44 But what about its arch enemy, the rolled up newspaper snake? Indeed. However the rolled up newspaper snake requires the assistance of a human host to make its kill - 90% of whom would leave the room screaming at the sight of one of these :) Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: spacey on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:46:40 What about the Sock Snake? Deadly cheese venom and the ability to hold a meat cleaver in its mouth.
[url width=499 height=500]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/292035820_3bcb663a79.jpg[/url] Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Gnasher on Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:48:28 That's the one from Silence of the Lambs isn't it? That's the one. I used to collect moths and spiders (anything that's classed as yucky) and found Death's-head caterpillars in Shrivenham and Lechlade, so they're out there! Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Sippo on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:13:40 The worlds deadliest animal is the mosquito just for the amount of people it has 'killed'.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Spy on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:16:46 The worlds deadliest animal is the mosquito just for the amount of people it has 'killed'. Mosquitos are sadistic little fucks aren't they? Just going around infecting people with hepatitis and that just for fun. :eek: Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: spacey on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:23:04 The worlds deadliest animal is the mosquito just for the amount of people it has 'killed'. We're after hardest not the deadliest. We want fearless! The kind of animal that would climb Everest wearing nothing but a vest and flip flops. The kind of beast that would take on a million pissed up mosquitoes and not give a fuck about the consequences... Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:23:14 Mosquitos are sadistic little fucks aren't they? Just going around infecting people with hepatitis and that just for fun. :eek: just like Katie Price Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Sippo on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:24:12 We're after hardest not the deadliest. We want fearless! The kind of animal that would climb Everest wearing nothing but a vest and flip flops. The kind of beast that would take on a million pissed up mosquitoes and not give a fuck about the consequences... Surely a mozzy will try and bite what ever? Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:24:42 exactly, a fucking newspaper can sort out a mosquito, but how useful would it be against say a cheetah?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: tans on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:26:33 just like Katie Price and danielle lloyd Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: bigbobjoylove on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:26:49 Coconut Crab.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:33:34 featured creatures coming up are........
Grizzly bear collosal squid beaked seasnake army ant jaguar honey badger polar bear bull shark adder cassowary elephant human snakehead fish komodo dragon darwin beetle bombadier beetle asian black bear cone snail inland taipan snake asian giant hornet swan cape buffalo orca croccodile dawsons bee stonefish hippo pirannha black mamba bird eating spider blue ringed octopus mossies didnt even qualify Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Phil_S on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:49:00 For me it's between a Crocodile & a Komodo Dragon.
Although Hippo's kill more people than Crocodiles it's cos they are big fat lumbering & bad tempered. I don't think they actually eat people. Are fish (Sharks) allowed ? Think I'll go for Komodo Dragon. I mean how evil can you get. They just bite something & then hang around for a few weeks til it dies of blood poisoning Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Sippo on Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:50:07 Booo, surprised there's no scorpions either.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Gnasher on Friday, February 12, 2010, 12:13:35 Honey Badger - I think my missus had this once. :D
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, February 12, 2010, 12:31:57 Tasmanian Devil
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: nevillew on Friday, February 12, 2010, 12:39:11 that moth is maing me feel ill Not as bad as some of the creatures in Australia. Oh, .... Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, February 12, 2010, 15:15:56 the albatros
the penguin and, obviously, the wolf Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: nevillew on Friday, February 12, 2010, 15:55:35 featured creatures coming up are........ Grizzly bear collosal squid beaked seasnake army ant jaguar honey badger polar bear bull shark adder cassowary elephant human snakehead fish komodo dragon darwin beetle bombadier beetle asian black bear cone snail inland taipan snake asian giant hornet swan cape buffalo orca croccodile dawsons bee stonefish hippo pirannha black mamba bird eating spider blue ringed octopus mossies didnt even qualify I make that 31 KOT - who is the host creature that qualified automatically ? Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 15:56:42 Polar Bear, has won the north stand chat title 2 years running
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 12, 2010, 16:24:33 Hedgehogs (Because mine fell 5 stories and just got up and walked away) My Bulgarian ladyfriend, told me of her hedgehog which fell 5 storeys, from her monolithic,concrete, communist block flat...but was nicked by Roma for dins, before she could get down to retrieve it...Gills fans eh.. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 16:29:53 actually think im going to transplant polar bears in for humans, we know we are hard and im making the rules up as we go along
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 16:35:01 right thats the first 4 groups voting finishes monday at 6pm then i will do groups e-h as i cant be arsed to do anymore now.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Friday, February 12, 2010, 16:43:56 Remember, it's not neccesarily who would win in a fight between the two, but a contest of who pound for pound, ounce for ounce is harder. There's no set criteria for 'hard' but such factors as aggresiveness, viciousness, willingness to take on all comers, ability to withstand punishment, brute strength must surely factor highly in your considerations.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: DiV on Friday, February 12, 2010, 18:08:50 Scott Cuthbert would take them all.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, February 12, 2010, 23:16:55 What about an antelope?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: spacey on Friday, February 12, 2010, 23:56:20 Komodo Vs Cobra is on Zone Horror. It's a tough one to call.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Langers on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 09:37:13 Whe do we get group E?
Oh and well played for doing this KoT, its surprisingly fun. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 12:26:29 polar bears must win. cute yet deadly.
gonna fuck you up, yo [url width=44 height=80]http://www.foreverdelayed.org.uk/forum/customavatars/avatar3736_3.gif[/url] Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: nevillew on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 12:29:15 I'm probably being thick, but why are there 5 creatures in a group ?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: leefer on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 12:32:56 I'm probably being thick, but why are there 5 creatures in a group ? There was six but one of them left because it wasnt happy with the direction the group was heading...the Panda left on account of the bassist(Polar Bear) kept giving him black eyes. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 14:43:20 these four groups will finish at 6pm monday, The final 4 qualifying groups will be up shortly after that.
Top 2 from each group go through to the the knockout death match final sixteen. Thats when it really heats up. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Phil_S on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 16:16:50 The knockout should be seeded
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 17:36:08 -Top Two from each group qualify for the next round
-In the event of a tie, a 15-minute play-off will occur between the two drawing beasts -the draw for the 2nd round, and subsequent rounds is explained below SAVAGE SIXTEEN ROUND SS1- Tiger vs Asian Bear SS2- Box Jellyfish vs Inland taipan snake SS3- Crocodile vs Elephant SS4- Cape Buffalo vs Honey Badger SS5- Winner Group E vs Runner Up Group F SS6- Runner Up Group E vs Winner Group F SS7- Winner Group G vs Runner Up Group H SS8- Runner Up Group G vs Winner Group H EVIL EIGHT ROUND EE1-Winner SS1 vs Winner SS8 EE2-Winner SS2 vs Winner SS7 EE3-Winner SS3 vs Winner SS6 EE4-Winner SS4 vs Winner SS5 FEROCIOUS FOUR ROUND FF1 Winner EE1 vs Winner EE4 FF2 Winner EE2 vs Winner EE3 ANIMAL BOWL Winner FF1 vs Winner FF2 Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: nevillew on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 17:42:22 But you're still 9 beasts short of a first round.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 19:12:28 ive left some in reserve as a surprise
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 19:24:13 Box Jellyfish.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Harold Shipmans Glasses on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 19:27:49 DINOSAURS!
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 19:36:59 DINOSAURS! Extinct creatures don't count. If they did, then the short-faced bear would be the clear winner.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctodus_simus 12 foot tall ! Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Harold Shipmans Glasses on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 19:45:53 Paraceratherium
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Saturday, February 13, 2010, 21:01:25 so there is all 8 groups of five in the first round, voting finishes for groups a-d at 6pm monday and groups e-h 6pm tuesday
get voting people Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Phil_S on Sunday, February 14, 2010, 12:07:17 Is someone going to open a book on this. I'm backing the Croc & Komodo Dragon
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: nevillew on Monday, February 15, 2010, 12:48:51 I'd like to complain about blatant primatism. How can there be no place for the chimpanzee (capable of ripping off a man's arm) ? or the mighty Gorilla
Also, on different species, no rhinocerous ? Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Doore on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:07:08 I fancy winning a few quid on this - where can I find the latest odds?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: penhill red on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:31:46 No lion, not one breed of dog, hyena (spelling?), wild boar? i'll shut up now.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: mexico red on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:36:51 does anyone else want to fucking do it then? no? well shut your fucking moaning before i set honey "begbie" badger on you
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Nemo on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:38:09 does anyone else want to fucking do it then? no? well shut your fucking moaning before i set honey "begbie" badger on you See, this is the kind of response I should have given to people moaning about the pissing ranking system in the Albums of the Decade thing. I have much to learn. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Doore on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:40:56 does anyone else want to fucking do it then? no? well shut your fucking moaning before i set honey "begbie" badger on you I did actually think something similar - fair play to you for setting up what is, lets face it, the most interesting and hotly contested debate on the TEF for a long time. People should appreciate the efforts you've gone to. On a personal note, I have voted, but not commented, in every group. I'm a quiet gambler. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: penhill red on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:48:18 yeah fair enough, man points for you. Pound for pound it's got to be that badger, if it's not pound for pound how the fuck would any animal beat an elephant on land in a one on one fight?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, February 15, 2010, 22:51:20 does anyone else want to fucking do it then? no? well shut your fucking moaning before i set honey "begbie" badger on you ::) I am seriously going to buy you one as a bed time play mate. Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: Ardiles on Friday, April 18, 2014, 19:56:37 OK, bit of thread resurrection going on here. But 'Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem' starts in 5 mins on BBC2.
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: kerry red on Friday, April 18, 2014, 21:17:16 Even the lions shit themselves with these fellas
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: 4D on Friday, April 18, 2014, 21:17:42 Pics?
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: kerry red on Friday, April 18, 2014, 21:23:34 www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdeWRJ9CMM
Title: Re: Worlds hardest creature 2010 Post by: 4D on Friday, April 18, 2014, 22:31:40 Looks like a skunk. It's a tough little git :)
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