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Maybe we should make this a sticky fwed.

What the fuck does one have to to score a fucking point on tennis ste?

just move the racket to hit the ball. not much more i can say. it's hard as fuck i know that.

even though (at the moment) i'm champion

Well hard that one, nearly as hard as Alphasoup, which seems to be nigh on impossible to do anything.

How do you play these games?

I kick ass at tennis  8)

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people were getting a bit close to my tetris score so I doubled it. I could have got more but I got bored.

i have officialy wasted my evening playing games, oh dear

Same as, i wouldnt mind if i could get any where near everyone elses score!

I fucking OWN Space Invaders!!

You never lose it................

how do you move the shapes on tetris?I'm a bit thick

grrrrrrrrrr i just dicked my score on solitaire, but it logeed me out whilst iwas playing, so it didnt save the score. fucksticks.

Is it me or do some of these games not work?

Such as which game??


Also, how the hell do you play that air skater game thingy?

Ive become obssessed with Aussie Xmas!! dont get air skater either

It's similar to the bloody pingu one, the women at the bottom has a gun and has to shoot the skater as he falls.

Rebound doesn't work for me. (I think its called rebound).

Right who put that bloody arcade on here!! - Im in the office on my own and have done NO work this afternoon - was even on the phone to a client and playing Aussie Xmas at the same time - who do I sue if I get the sack???

Think I've cracked Air Sk8ing, will have to rack up a better score when I can be bothered.

tell me now - how does that game sodding work?

not a clue, the dude falls off, game over.

Click the mouse to load up the gun, when you want to shoot the skater click again.

It's all in the mouse click to get him further. I think the tricks add points to your distance as well

I offically hate Chubbs - he took my wheel of fortune top score!! swine!

my ball got stuck on ball breakers

look at my score too

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Nice photoshop job there.

:)

I cant get on wheel of fortune today????? I could openly weep

seriously i'm at work and don't have photoshop.

i just print screen, put into paint and posted.

the ball in the top left just kept bouncing around like that for 10 mins

Oops, that'll be me being heavy handed with the delete key then. I'll sort it out.

oh thanks Gareth thats my favourite xxxx

Why can't I 'guess' when I know the answer on wheel of fortune?

NO! NO! NO! It's barry! He takes over the forum and suddenly he becomes Gareth! barry's my last remaining forum buddy, stop trying to lure him to the nerdly darkside. Even yeovil doesn't reply to my messages anymore. When I go up to the 5th floor Samdy Gray pretends not to see me. Even Fred jumps on a bus when he sees me coming. My forum credibility is so low that I've even started replying to those auto messages you get when someone takes your top score in the arcade section.

what do you mean "even Yeovil" >:(

Im annoyed by all these high scores you have on these games,I cant beat any of them ....man i suck!

I think it's because you call everyone by their forum names. I can picture you now running down the street with your rolled up paper in your hand waving it and shouting, "Fred! Fred! FRED! What's your favourite cheese?", as he boards the bus with his colleagues. "Who the devil is that calling you Fred?", one of his colleagues asks. "Oh Golly, uhhh, i don't know? Gosh, i mean isn't the real world just overfollowing with crazies these days?", he replies slightly uncomfortably. :D

Barry what's happened to the lay out of the "home" Arcade section, I liked the old "Lucien Sanchez is champion of too many games" etc and the updating of scores people are posting.

Cause you then know what it is meaning you pick all the right letters thus getting more points!

But it costs you points to buy the vowels.

Look why is everyone suddenly stealing "my" game!??? meanys 

It's not your game.

Although, tennis is my game :cool:

The arcade has been upgraded and the new arcade is incompatible with the homepage. It now has that feature built into the arcade itself though, so it still exists, it just can't within the homepage!

Its my game now!!

start the war

In this new arcade you can start a tournament, password protect it and play a "best of" game or something i believe.

GoldenArrow2 only records the top 2 scores... any reason?

Just killed alot of bastard ducks!

I wish I could get on this at work >:(

Im still addicted to sports mash

Are you beating me yet?

of couse not - that score is crazy high and must have been a total fluke

I like cat memory game too!

I find 'Collector' quite relaxing at work until those nasty bees come in!

yeah collector is good but makes me not blink then my lenses dry up

Im now the queen of cat memory!!

Boo-yah!

http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=highscore;game=111

what game is that then?

Tennis :cool:

ah, it just says 'Game 111' on that page.

Oh yeah, so it does  :-[

87!!!!!

good score there mate considering last week we thought above 10 was good

How does the scoring for 8BallChampionDR. Sometimes I cream the computer but get a relatively low score. Sometimes it's closer yet I get a higher score.

I'm guessing something to do with time or shot difficulty?

Haha, yep. I was a bit half-cut as well. Just switched my mind off and let my hand move the mouse. Fuck knows how I managed 87.

Finaly beat spaceys score on Curve Ball, Used to play it at college, I dont think he's too happy about it

when i got the high score i potted two balls on the break and then never stopped potting.

couple of plants in there too which i imagine bumped the score up a bit too

was you watching porn at the same time??????

Probably, yes.

I was a bit busy at work today, but I'll have curveball back when things quieten down. I'd have a go at the tennis one but I haven't got the time to toss it off on the internet all day like that 5th floor lot.

i got to level 9 by the way, good luck

Pfft! I'll have level 10 before the week's out.

bring it!!!

I swear everytime I am queen of a game someone purposly goes out to knock me off the top spot!! grrrrrrrrrrr

Good luck to anyone trying to beat my top score on wheel of fortune  :D Here's a free tip, that game thinks Belgrade is the capital of Yugoslavia  ::)

Only two years out of date. But Yugoslavia doesn't exist now so - I guess it's technically correct... No?

Si Pie, I dont think the Pool is the same as the Billards.

I'm sure you will beat by score quite easily, because I'm an old fart, too slow, no quick reactions etc etc.
But at the moment I'm the champ, I said I'm the champ, did you hear me, I'm the champ

Haha you read it. I thought, what's this pool game then? I soon realised it was exactly the same as the game called 'billiards'. Unfortunately I can't re-replicate my awesomeness so will have to concede the title for now.

I might be a newbie but I am coming to get you guys on the arcade.

Got Pooljam in the bag.

Given up on tennis though.

 8)

I declare shenanigans.

If you get the same score as somebody, surely that somebody should be higher placed as they got it first.

Not that I'm bitter about losing my one and only crown or anything.

That will be the archery then?

I'm not speaking to you.

But yes it would :)

try golden arrow instead then.. http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=arcade;game=171

  I'll have a go after batch tonight!

Fucking how stupid is the scoring in darts? The more shots it takes you to take out 501 the higher up the leaderboard you go. That doesn't make any sense!

slightly retarded I must admit -shame cos it's a good game as well...

And Samdy does it again 8)

http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=highscore;game=111

Everytime I try to enter the arcade section I get 'An error occured' and it doesn't let me in.

Crapsticks.

It should only error if you're not logged in. If you're logged in and you still error, pm me and i'll have a butchers.

whoever felt the need the beat me on cat memory - was there really actually any need for you to do that??? that was my one game for the love of god

I was playing 5 spots a minute ago and I was doing really well - I got to level 6 and it jammed up and wouldnt load the next level!  :cry:

Do some work JFW !

Im in the office on my own!!  :nerner:

Only have you mingers for company today

 :banana:

Been trying to play on the arcade today with the help of a nine week old kitten, she loves chasing objects across the screen and pressing the keys on the keyboard. That's my excuse for poor performances.