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Title: Critical Error
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 10:47:03
:x

Happening quite regularly isnt it.

Is it the hosting thingy or something else?

The crazy  money Whits shells out for this there has to be a better option.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 10:59:50
I think it's something to do with the host's mySQL server, because you can still get onto the front page (www.thetownend.com) when the forum crashes.

Anyone know how much it costs Whits each month?


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 11:06:10
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
I think it's something to do with the host's mySQL server, because you can still get onto the front page (www.thetownend.com) when the forum crashes.

Anyone know how much it costs Whits each month?


Yeah he said about £60 I think.  Hence the reason for recent whipround as it's coming out his own pocket.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 11:36:46
:o £60!


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 12:17:31
£60 a month? Jesus, presumably that's mainly because of the bandwidth?

I've just swapped hosts. I think they offer great value and i now pay almost nothing ($5.95pm with everything) compared to my previous hosts. Being in the US there's no VAT, until i get caught, and i get 3TB of bandwidth and 300GB of space, both somewhat excessive, but it's nice to have some in reserve!


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFC_Manc on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 12:22:53
im sure it will be £60 per annum!


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 12:25:03
£60 a month


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 13:07:05
Def 60 per month


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 13:10:24
Fucking hell. :shock:

http://www.hostmonster.com


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 13:49:12
Whits does have a VPS though. That's probably why it's so expensive.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 14:46:47
Is that like Aids?


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 15:47:09
No, it stands for Virtual Private Server.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 15:57:56
Not Virtual Pirate Server? Gutted  :wink:


Title: Critical Error
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 16:15:08
Sponsors needed.


Title: Re: Critical Error
Post by: Red81 on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 16:26:12
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
:x

Happening quite regularly isnt it.

Is it the hosting thingy or something else?

The crazy  money Whits shells out for this there has to be a better option.
I set up a phpBB forum for someone recently and the same white screen criticla error comes up now and again.. its annoying as hell.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 16:27:16
yeah, there must be 4 of us who would advertise?! id go in eith quarters or halfs


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 20:54:44
In all honesty, I doubt you'd get any business out of advertising on here.

Plus, Whits might not want banners all over the site anyway. Personally I think advertising banners on forums look utter gash.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 20:57:28
I dunno:

"general discussion - Brought to you by flammable ben"


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFC_Manc on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 21:26:06
Just spoke to Whits on msn,

Its 55/60 quid a month

Whits says:
The problem is because its a forum there are a lot of people on it throughout the day which is why the sql keeps fucking up, i'll be sorting it out when i get back though

so when he gets back from his travels, he will be sorting it out!


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 21:48:26
Quote from: "STFC_Manc"
Just spoke to Whits on msn,

Its 55/60 quid a month

Whits says:
The problem is because its a forum there are a lot of people on it throughout the day which is why the sql keeps fucking up, i'll be sorting it out when i get back though

so when he gets back from his travels, he will be sorting it out!


If some of us could send a fiver or so to the link in Whits sig, I think it'd be much appreciated.

(and he'd be about 25 pints a month better off)


Title: Critical Error
Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 17:33:47
I must of been logged out four times today.  :x


Title: Critical Error
Post by: red macca on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 17:37:35
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I must of been logged out four times today.  :x
Stop moaning bitch


Title: Critical Error
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 17:42:19
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I must of been logged out four times today.  :x


that must have been traumatic for you


Title: Critical Error
Post by: ronnie21 on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 17:53:48
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I must of been logged out four times today.  :x


that must have been traumatic for you
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 21:15:36
Posted this before, but if you get the error message and the forum's only a little bit broke, the link on on the L&P frontpage often works.

If it's totally buggered, it doesn't work.

With advice like that Bill Gates should be in touch soon.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: yeo on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 21:19:09
Or "go outside and do something less boring instead"


Why Dont You, Why Dont You,
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy Dont You


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 23:54:49
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Or "go outside and do something less boring instead"


Why Dont You, Why Dont You,
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy Dont You


Showing your age mate !


Title: Critical Error
Post by: STFC_Manc on Thursday, August 2, 2007, 23:56:48
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Or "go outside and do something less boring instead"


Why Dont You, Why Dont You,
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy Dont You


Outside, where is that??


Title: Critical Error
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, August 3, 2007, 01:02:54
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
yeah, there must be 4 of us who would advertise?! id go in eith quarters or halfs


I'd like to put in a vote against adverts. They piss me off.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Friday, August 3, 2007, 07:37:39
In response to a similar question about critical error on The Home for Intelligentsia Seeking Intellectual Stimulation Forum I posted the following:

From the Helpdesk:

Every now and then the SIL (Surfeit of Inanity Level) is breached and the site requires electrolaxation. It is mainly due to HFTI (High Fibre Topic Intake) and can be avoided by increased lucidity combined with an upgrade to relativity within succinct communication interfaces.


Quote from: "Ville Valo"
I must of been logged out four times today.  :x


This is evidence of electrolaxation in action.

Must say, though, that I'm surprised it occurs here, as you appear to have LFTI.  :shock:


Title: Critical Error
Post by: larwood on Friday, August 3, 2007, 11:55:41
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Or "go outside and do something less boring instead"


Why Dont You, Why Dont You,
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy Dont You


Showing your age mate !


Hope he's not,i remember Why don't you  :oops: It was ace.


Title: Critical Error
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, August 3, 2007, 12:04:20
It was indeed ace !