Title: Fat Ben Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:04:41 There was this mate of mine at school and his name was Ben he was big lad but didn't mind the old name. Anyway i started my journey from college to home on my bike, push, and i got near this big figure who looked exactly like this mate from school as i got nearer i shouted "alrite Ben ya fat cunt" as i got even closer i saw a big angry bloke who looked nowt like fat Ben i pedalled like fuck!
Anyone else had any mistaken identity's? Title: Fat Ben Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:08:41 I don't call my mates fat cunts.
Title: Fat Ben Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:10:55 Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. I have a housemate who I call a fat cunt...but he calls me a skinny bastard so thats ok. He does look (and act) exactly like Ed from Sean Of The Dead much to his anoyance! :D Title: Fat Ben Post by: DMR on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:23:12 The male youth of today with their ridiculous long hair. I invarible clout someone round the back of the head assuming it's my girly brother. Invaribly it's not.
Title: Fat Ben Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:34:33 Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say Title: Fat Ben Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:43:14 Quote from: "Reeves4manager" Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say Very funny, I fell off my stool. :roll: |