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Title: Fat Ben
Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:04:41
There was this mate of mine at school and his name was Ben he was  big lad but didn't mind the old name. Anyway i started my journey from college to home on my bike, push, and i got near this big figure who looked exactly like this mate from school as i got nearer i shouted "alrite Ben ya fat cunt" as i got even closer i saw a big angry bloke who looked nowt like fat Ben i pedalled like fuck!

Anyone else  had any mistaken identity's?


Title: Fat Ben
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:08:41
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


Title: Fat Ben
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:10:55
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


I have a housemate who I call a fat cunt...but he calls me a skinny bastard so thats ok. He does look (and act) exactly like Ed from Sean Of The Dead much to his anoyance!  :D


Title: Fat Ben
Post by: DMR on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:23:12
The male youth of today with their ridiculous long hair. I invarible clout someone round the back of the head assuming it's my girly brother. Invaribly it's not.


Title: Fat Ben
Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:34:33
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say


Title: Fat Ben
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:43:14
Quote from: "Reeves4manager"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say

Very funny, I fell off my stool.  :roll: