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Never have I got drunk on a drink so sweet and sickly and non-alcoholy. I feel like a big girl now  :(

you have to drink about 2 pints before you even feel tipsy. I remember Mission on a sundays from the good ol days. 3 vodkas and 6 dooleys in one glass. Came to about £3  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)

:ha  You are a big girl.

Jimbo sounds like Yeovil Red  :soapy tit wank:

stop using that smiley with the twitching  lip. It makes me uncomfortable.

Another girly thing like that is tequilla rose. Its the same kind of thing but strawberry flavour. Must mix it with 2 or 3 tequillas to give it reason to live.

I ent 'ard enuff for Tequila

it doesnt taste like tequilla. tastes like stwaberry. people are well girly about tequilla. its no worse than any other of the spirits. Bob was a big poof about it too

it doesnt taste like tequilla. tastes like stwaberry. people are well girly about tequilla. its no worse than any other of the spirits. Bob was a big poof about it too

I don't like any spirits. Lager all the way  8)  I do force down red wine because it makes you look dead swish though

nobody likes spirits dave. they taste of boiling acid. but sometimes things must be sacraficed in the name of good time. great jazz.

red wine is all I drink now. apart from when im out because it makes you look like a fag

So why pay 3 quid for a poncy little shot when you can have an enjoybale beer for 2?

well sometimes beer is not £2 and sometimes a shot is not £3. its like when you buy  books, sometimes one is more expensive than another

and then sometimes you have 10 beers in you and your in a club. dum diddly dee. then some classic tune comes on "more more more, how do you like it la la la la la" and you think "BAM I've gotta hit the mother fucking tiles" so you say "Hey barkeeps, slam me down a couple of your finest Tequillas" then you wack it down your neck the get boogying. This enables maximum robot dancing with minimum pint spillage. It cant be spilled because its inside you. LE SAQUE MAGIQUE


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classic jimbo. back to your best.

as for dooley's, my mum used to keep a bottle of it in our drinks cupboard for me. when i took the bottle out (about once a week) to some supercool house party or something, she'd replace it the next time she went shopping. sweet.

oh and once i drank many beers, a bottle of dooleys in 30mins and then la bit of wine which itself guarantees me being sick. i broke one of those plastic sun-lounger things by sitting on the top movey bit then was sick in a flowerbed  :?

Yeh my dad loves the stuff, but whenever I have it, gotta drink the whole bottle... then feel  sick  then wish I was drunk enough to be  sick ... then vow not to drink so much sickly alcohol in one go...then do it next time  :D

Never tried it but I imagine it to be a bit like this Bailey's milkshake I had to drink when I got paid to test drinks.  First one I thought it was alright, just like milkshake.  After that you just can't handle it anymore, much to sickly and filling.  Not suprised they never released that puppy.

BTW JD/Jim Beam/Morgan's Spiced are the king of spirits.  Wrey & Nephew too if you can handle it.

James is a lying cunt. He bought some cabo wabo tequilla back from the states of USA and said "this is the best tequilla ever, its doesnt even taste like tequilla" but it was rubbish and tasted like cheap crap from down sultans mini market. But he still made me drink four shots of it then called me a girl all night for not having a fitfh. Red wine is a gays drink.

sod tequila get some mescal down your gullets or even better the magic that is pulque