Thetownend.com

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30076

True? Or just more shite from the thisis site?

how are we more likely to know?

I believe him.

Wouldn't Ince stay somewhere nicer? And why are these people talking to young boys in swimming pools?

I am thinking it could be true! Sky Sports News tomorrow then

After results of course!

Fascist.

You dont get classier than the Marriot mate.

I believe him, don't ask me why.

I have a feeling in my undergarments.

I know a guy who works in the Marriott, wish I had his mowbli number.

 :oops:

I've just gone through the posts that the geezer who said the Ince stuff has posted. He doesn't look like a wind-up merchant to me.

Therefore, Ince will sign tomorrow, I will get a new away shirt with Ince and 4 on the back, and Bennett will spontaneously combust.

Swindon Marriott Hotel
Pipers Way, Swindon, Wiltshire SN3 1SH
Tel: 0870 4007281  


Ring them and ask to get put through to his room :D

or just ask on the sly if paul ince is there and nothing more

could happen

Not sure why Ince would want to stay in a Marriot, if he was signing, he only lives a couple of hours drive away.

So he can have a few beer and have a wank.

surely easier to stay in a hotel if there is a press conference tomorrow at the club ?

I'll bet he uses a pseudonym, like Duane Pipe.

Could be having a roast with Wise and Poyet.

I don't want to start any rumours about our latest midfield enforcer, but would he really do that with his son in the same room?

He's probably checking out the local night life with the other players. They're probably all out on the piss. This is a disgrace and is a clear sign that Wise has already lost the dressing room.

I just called, saying I was a journalist from the national press.

They said, yes he is staying, and they asked if I'd like to be transferred to his room  :D

I made my excuses and hung up!

WISE OUT!

Sussex you're pulling our legs

really?

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Didn't you want a chat with 'im?

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=26774

He was right in that.

I checked his previous posts too Tails. He doesn't look like a winder-upper does he?

I reckon its true.

Champions League glory here we come.

ohhhh get you! i only meant it in the "well if someone's saying it on one forum, how would we be in a better position to offer facts or conjecture than anyone on the first forum". i'm certainly not against him signing at all, i think he'd be awesome for us.

I promise, I'm not!

I shat myself when reception asked if I wanted to be put through to his room.

ha ha! brilliant!

They'll get well pissed off because everyone'll be ringing up!

Somebody ring up pretending to be Ritson, could be his first ever proper exclusive.

His middle names are "Emerson Carlyle" apparently.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Someone ring up and ask to speak to him.

Just ask if he could confirm that he will be signing for Swindon tomorrow, or soon...

i think we should get yeovil to go down there after work with an "ince" banner to welcome him

dont do that, he will think we are all nutters and pull out of the transfer like hamann did at bolton  :soapy tit wank:

Although the reason's for Ince staying at the Marriot are entirely plausible....I see him as more of a Blunsdon House man.

PS: I'm too scared.

Me too. They used to do a bloody good carvery on a Sunday if I remember rightly

he might only be in talks though!

i know the kid said he is signing but you never know

im sure it will be cool!

Seeing as its a midweek stay he obviously opted for the cheaper option. The restaurant at the Marriott isn't too bad.

Maybe we aren't gonna pay him as much as he'd like and he's tightening the purse-strings a little?

Isn't the Marriott the Hotel of choice for STFC though?  I'm sure a lot of players get seen there.

My friend there has said he's seen loads of players there previously.

They use the gym facilities yah?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/760000/images/_763983_ince_wise300.jpg


nationwide on their shirts again then

I tell you this now. I'd love it if it was true, love it.

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30079

 I once saw Pat Nevin there,  but he never signed.   And the entire squad of Real Oviedo nor did they.

  A lot of our players get seen in the Apartment,  and Walkabout.

  I don't think hotels etc  any longer have deals with STFC, because it tends to mean you wont get paid.

http://www.mtn.co.za/ContentStore/00/26/28/00262846.jpg

Players getting seen in Walkabout surely must be a reflection on our wage bill

 I've seen some fit birds in there.....50K a year can buy you an awful lot of interest in a provincial town.

if you're on a wind up sussex, i'm going to spark you out blud.

I phoned the hotel, and they confirmed a guest called Paul Ince was staying tonight.

If reception at the Marriot are in on some sort of joke then I hold my hands up and apologise.

Townfangeezer from twatis seems to have also phoned the hotel with the same results.

Disclaimer: Bennett is a fucking gay, and Dagsy is my hero.

(Batch will understand)

everyone is talking about if ince comes in and the effect he will have on the pitch but ive just been thinking how much he will bring in as a coach.

if you said last season that we would have ince, poyet and wise coaching and managing our players we would have laughed our arses off.

he should bring so many ideas from his time at man u and even defensive ideas from milan i would imagine.

even if its for this season then his experience will be invalueble

HOORAY!

i won't murk you then. thanks.

Damn that alcohol Reg, try going in sober!

 Never.

.... or dry

bennett doesn't masturbate whilst on the phone to other men, i wonder who'd do a thing like that though?

If sussex is lying I' going to get birdy to post some very incriminating pictures :wink:

No he wasnt....

....it was never good business  :wink:

U'mm untill I see Ince in a Swindon shirt, I wont believe it...

I saw a guy in the TE on saturday with 'Ince 4' on the back of his shirt. And wikipedia say he's a Town player...so it must be true...!

Look - even the journalists read this site!

http://www.swindon.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=27470

I believe it now Gazza's written it!

that journalist is notorious cockjockey and pisshead gary stanley...

tenner says it'll be in the adver tomorrow mind

im sure stfc gazza will be over the moon that you have called him a journo :D

I'm too excited to sleep! Sign now please Mr Ince.

He was deffiently at the Marriot tonight! Just had a txt off a girl who I know "quite well" who works there saying her manager has just delivered room service to him. Fingers crossed there be some news tomorrow

fucking get in im believing this now i just hope im not getting mugged off by some twat trying to have a laugh.

im telling myself not to believe it but im strugling.

Dagsy should be everyones hero.

All aboard the Dagster express, destination Dagsville USA.

I have already done this, but will do it again if needs must  :D

 Or Dagistan.

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/News_Headlines_Story.asp?NewsID=5760

its true. he is looking around the ground today.

did she deliver him a pen ?  or had he just asked for a taxi to the train station !!

http://www.westpress.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=145787&command=displayContent&sourceNode=145780&contentPK=15178121&folderPk=69656&pNodeId=145803


so one team is offering just playing (peterborough?)
one playing and coaching (west brom?)
one assistant manager (peterborough or walsall?)

could be a number of options.

lets hope

remember that guy on the townend forum who said he spoke to his inces son said that ince was signing.

Hold horses here people. Just becazuse Ince may have been spotted at a hotel in swindon and at County Grounbd does not mean he'll sign. It's f**king promising, yes, but means nothing til he signs. When I worked there all sorts of players and managerds would pop in.

Just playing devil's advocate...

what did you do at the club Juddie?

Juddie = Kingy

 :wink:

I've believed it all along and remain convinced he'll sign for us.  Fingers crossed.

Ince trained with them today.

source ?

who is 'them' though santini  :shock:

I'm guessing one of the players. He knows one quite well  :wink:

 :soapy tit wank:

Possibly the most reliable one at that.

nicho, presumably.

doesn't neccesarily mean anything as wise may have just offered him the chance to train with 'em whilst he's here.

of course, it does look more and more promising...

I just let out a little bit of wee wee I am that excited !!

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~883419,00.html

kick ass.

sign the deal incey

Whatever you do don't read kaufman link confirming it or you'll get a total lemon leg.

As soon as it is confirmed, I am gonna do a Soccer AM stylie "Larve It, Larve It" dance around the office and try to get as many people doing as I can.

Can anyone post on here what Wise said in the interview on the official site?

Can't listen to it as I'm at work!!  :cry:

Its on the official site.

Can someone just please go to the club, scale the gates and hold them to ransom until we know whats going on please.

Thanks in advance

He says he's bringing in Ince so the team can have some chicken, rice and peas.

I can't get the freaking radio link to work.

This is highly uncool.

I have driven past several times today, but couldn't see him :(

Damn it's an STFC world link. I don't have that.

I bet it said "We are allowing Ince to train with us so he can see the faciities and  squad to help him try make his mind up"

Which means no further news

So you don't look in the slightest bit stalkerish?

I think we all need to sit back and wait for a while.  All this talk is just making me more apprehensive.  My guess is he signs, plays on game, looks awful, and then all our hope would be for nothing.

The radio link doesn't work for me either grrr

I can't wait any longer Im ready to jump about!

god sake

i did not bother rejoing with stfc world because of the countless times they put up an inteview without actually putting the link up!

when it works if someone could put it up, that would be smashing  :wink:

Fancy a joint tussle?

 :wink:  We will see

Fuck this waiting lark, I'll give him another ring and ask what's going on...

 :D

Someone could ring Wrexham Park Hospital and try out MD, I'm sure he knows whats going on.

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/Wise/0,,10341~883793,00.html

and so we wait again  :evil:

whats it say kaufman.im at work and i cant get into the site

Goddamn it!!!  :cry:

Basically says he came down, he trained, now he's gone away to consider everything (again!!)!!

Dennis Wise spoke to the media after training on Thursday and spoke about the latest news on a possible move for midfielder Paul Ince.

Ince trained with the club this morning, but while Wise is hopeful of a permanent move for the former Manchester United player, Town will wait for an answer from the player as to where his future is.

Dennis Wise talks to the press after training

"Incey has been in and trained this morning," commented Wise."He played in an eleven vs eleven situation in training and looks fit. He wanted to come down, take a look around and meet the other lads.

"We have spoken about things and discussed the financial aspect, but I will have another chat with him. We are friends and we need to see what we want from him, and what he expects of us.

"At this stage we are hopeful, of course we are. He likes what he sees but he has had a couple of other offers. Whether or not anything goes ahead is another matter, but we will have to be patient and see what progresses," said Wise.

Fook me.

Why do these things take so long?

Let him look around and meet everyone, spoke money, he's got 3 other offers and we will be patient.

I still don't have any issue with this because Wise isn't looking to increase the squad other than this deal, so it's not like he's worried or missing out on anyone in the meantime.

thats fair enough though.he has,nt trained with anyone else so would imagine its very close

Also, Ince is obviously seriously considering coming here. If he was bothered about the club being in League 2 etc he wouldn't have visited.

Lets hope he didn't see Shakesy trying to cross the ball in the knowledge that he's a first team player.

I still think its promising - just frustrating as well!!  :|

As long as he doesn't turn up at WBA training tomorrow, then P'Boro the next day etc!!  :P  Lets hope we're the only club he trains with - and very soon is training with us every day!!  :mrgreen:

:evil:

Leave my Shakesy alone

Apologies.

You haven't got a neck, you haven't got a neck!

The overly lauded player that is Aaron Lennon was putting in equally shit crosses as Shakes last night.

Lady, you must admit Shakesy can't cross a ball.  As for Ince, I imagine he may take a couple more days to decide, so I for one will not be checking the site every two minutes.  Its frustrating.

And I for one believe he'll make his decision this afternoon, Wisey will call a press-conference for 2pm, and it'll be put up on the official site along with a detailed interview from Ince. So I shall be wearing out the refresh button on my computer.

i would agree but its 1.50 already

Press conference must be at 2.15 then!!  :mrgreen:

Exactly, no point in hanging around.

My driving past was in no relation to the club or Ince what-so-ever, I have to go that way to work and back, and I also had to go home and back earlier to take the missus to the doctors.

But I can see by what I said how it can be misconstrued :)

I would be driving up and down deliberately! Im just nosey!

On bbc now http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swindon_town/5259596.stm

Radio link is working now. Wisey didn't really say anything other than whats already been said on this thread, but he did say that Ince did a little coaching today with Poyet.

Hopefully Ince wasn't coaching Pook, who is blatantly a lost cause.....

Also, Wise sounded like he had a cold.

Just in on sky sports, Confirmed ince has trained with the team this morning!

could someone put the link up for the radio interview anyway please?

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=zzf%3A//ivqrb.cerzvhzgi.pb.hx/FJVAQBA/jvfrv.jzn

Not sure if that'll work. Let me know if it dont and I'll try again.

excellent thanks

hmm im not so sure he is coming now :cry:
weird that wises interview was cut when he started a sentence..

probably reading to much into it.

We're signing Paul Ince? When did all this happen?

I give up :surrender:

Tell me when there's actually a decision!

:x  I hate all this will he won't he. arrrgh. I don't bother reading these threads anymore because I will have a pissy fit.

i think - or hope - you mean hissy fit.

oh.......hissy fit. Pissy fit? where in gods name did I get that from? Thats what old people have.

Sade you on msn later, I need cheering up  :D

8)  Yes Birdypoohs, I should be. I will show you some wild monkey porn and stuff.

Sounds ace to me  :D

back on topic  :roll:

So he trained and went home again.

Lets forget about Ince for now, and concentrate on something important...ie Saturdays game....

eye eye capt'n

In the thread titled "More Ince"  :?

If you don't want to discuss it, don't read it!

I think the fact he has trained with the squad shows he has some intent or desire to come here but only time will tell!

you mean ten pages of random shite won't have any bearing? ARGHGH why did i bother reading them! i feel such a fool

Paul Ince might base his descision on total number of pages a team's football forum has of vague discussion about him and his transfer. I think we should keep up the debate and speculation just on the odd chance this is the case. You wouldn't want to read in the paper tomorrow that Ince has said he's decided to go to Peterborough because the Swindon fans gave up after writing 10 pages whilst those posh boys had managed 12. That would be a proper disaster and all you moaners would be responsible.

Point made.

Which means Michael Pook will be playing again  :evil:

tails someone needs to anger him before the game, you've been chosen by secret ballot. enjoy your task!

Weston & Evans.... 8)

no decision will be made until monday now..wise does not want to unsettle the players before saturdays game seems fair to me..i,ve heard the outcome will be announced on monday at LATEST anyway but football is fucked up anything can change...

still wouldnt be suprised if he we hear something by 4.50 on saturday

Good point. Gary Johnson did the same before he headed to the Ashton Gate scum ... God knows why he didn't run a mile at that point, but there you go.

I'll gladly piss the prick off.

God I hate Pook.

I think I would have run as soon as I heard the first part of the club's name to be honest

right then, any chance of hearing anything today?

Doubt it!!  :-))(

Hehe .. yep. I was reading a book called My Favourite Year which is a Nick Horby-edited book of short stories charting a year in football per author. There's one in there by a City fan. Jesus. The arrogance in the writing shines through ... there's one section about them being in Division Four ... "We didn't deserve to be there". Bunch of cocks. The lot of them.

If you get relegated to division 4, you deserve to be there

he wont sign lets get over it and look forward to the game tomorrow

I'm going to write I LOVE INCE on your forehead in permanent marker when he signs Rich

but he wont. its dragged on for too long now. if he wants to sign he would have signed ages ago instead of dossing about on holiday

He's signed for Havant and Waterlooville as Water boy.

Your confusing Ince with Bobby Howe. An easy mistake to make I think you all agree.

Didn't Gareth Hall go there as well?  They must love fat crap players.

wont hear anything now, if Wise has any sense...and I'm sure he does the players will be in Darlington by now

Ince won't sign. Especially if the reports are true that he has just bought a house in Wirral??  :?

will be monday when any announcment is made or after saturdays game..a few things lead me still to think he will sign added to what i have heard privatly..wise said no decision will be made til after saturdays game as he doesnt want to effect players,how does it effect the players if he doesnt sign?also wise made a point of saying ince took 3 and a half hours to get to training yesterday this is bollocks as he was staying in swindon..

he was indeed goint points there Macca.

Maybe SY was driving him there and got lost?

The traffic can be terrible in Wanborough

On that basis he would have signed for someone else too  :mrgreen:

I will do it in multi-coloured pens now and also shave 4 in the back of your head as well

If you get relegated to division 4, you deserve to be there[/quote]

Exactly, R4E. We've not complained in such a manner ... They're such a bunch of nobbers at City. They really make me angry. More so than Poxford.

we will wait and see

could have just meant from his house to the hotel, but wise is not going to say the marriot is he?

did not see the quote about the decision till after the game or monday, i take it thats what you heard in private?

yeah thats the private thing..also how comes he hasnt trained with anyone else

The thing I found most interesting was that Ince took part of the training session himself

he was in swindon today aswell,left when the players left

cool, how did you know that?

if he was here today then that bodes well for us surely

could be all bollocks though. anyway didn't the players set off early for the darlington game today

yep about 12 ish ,i didnt say he trained or anything just saying he was here today still

why doesn't he just sign and get it all out the way now? im bored of waiting

im bored aswell,i think this is as much wises doing as inces though rich,wise doesnt want to effect the players before tomorows game,by players he probably means,pook,weston ,evans.this seems fair enough if he is coming but if he isnt then pretty pointless.

I still think he'll sign

I wouldn't be surprised to find that he's signed already and Dennis will anounce to Ed Hadwin in Saturdays post match interview. If it comes off

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Just a hunch

**Paul Ince**

Have to say i wish he'd hurry up and tell us yay or nay,put us out of our suspense.

Anyone got any idea why Ince didn't sort his situation out earlier? Did he not fancy pre-season training or something?

I reckon he must've been banking on the Wolves job, otherwise he definitely would've found a club so he could do a proper pre-season.

last time i'm doing anything for you!  :x

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/swindontownfc/display.var.886163.0.weve_got_to_get_on_with_it.php

Don't think it sounds too promising anymore!!  :(

Paul Bodin was on the radio this morning and he said it now looks unlikely he will sign for us.
If he was going to, surely he would have done it by now as it is 3 days since he trained with us....who else is he going to try out?

I am still a bit optimistic though, hence the new avatar  8)

Oh well. Whatever will be will be.

Wise said after the Darlo game he will be back on Thursday for another training session and we will know by Friday,

The way this is going we won't get a decision before the end of the season!!

Although I'm intrigued as to why he'd come and train again on Thursday if he wasn't planning to sign?  He's already been down for one training session - surely he would have got a decent idea of the club / players / set up etc?

Who needs him anyway - top of the league, we're having a laugh!!!  :beers:

says in the adver that he would be deciding on wednesday. so maybe it will be made public on thursday? who knows?

I've got a hunch he'll sign on Monday. I'm sure it's misplaced optimism but I've got a hunch nonetheless...

It's a bit farsical that it's taken this long to make a decision. I'm not bemoaning the club here, I'm just suprised that he hasn't put various temas out of there misery.

it does seem to have dragged on long enough but I suppose you have to consider that this is a HUGE decision for him personally

Misplaced optimism Mr H - from the official website:-

Paul Ince is to return to Swindon for training on Thursday, with Dennis Wise expecting an answer later this week as to the midfielder's future.

Talking to the media after Saturday's victory at Darlington, Wise revealed that former England teammate Paul Ince is to return to the club for another training session on Thursday.

"Incey is coming training again next Thursday but I am sure we will know by Friday what his answer will be.

"The press got a sniff of it a little bit earlier than expected so it came out, but we would like to sign him and it would be nice to take him on board with us, whether he does or not we will have to wait and see."

Looks very clear to me that we'll know nothing certain before Friday, but keeps your hopes up for a press conference then. Come on Guvnor, you know you want to join the Wise revolution  :wink:

I read that, but can't help but think the fella has had the weekend to think it over and what better way to endear himself to his new clubs fans than to brighten up their Monday... etc.

Here's hoping. :D

What is it about Thursdays with this bloke? (Cue deluge of answers as to perfectly bloody obvious reason as to why he'd train with us on Thursdays that I've missed)

Paul - 3rd reply down on this link:

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/Forum_New/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=30138

Not sure whether thats true but its the only explanation I've stumbled upon!!

Fair enough. Makes as much sense as anything else, I suppose. Just wish he'd make his bloody mind up and give us an answer ("Yes, I'd be honoured, so much so I'll do it for free" being the kind of thing I had in mind)

He has made his mind up, he's signing on Thursday

To be honest ,the main reason that he didnt sign earlier is that he didnt fancy the shit trips to Darlington and Hartlepool, now that they are out of the way there will be no problem.

Well, bang goes my theory either way! There are just no romantics left in this cruel hard world of football. :cry:

Today is the day, isn't it?

He's training today and supposedly making a decision by tomorrow!

Fingers crossed.....!!  :)

Enoughs enough, hope wise doesnt let him have another week to think.

dont think he will mess us around no more.i notice koumas has signed a 3 year deal at wba thats another midfeilder ince will have to compete with if he goes there

Aparently Devlin and Power have pulled the plug on the possible move for the midfielder.  He told the WDP, "if you give Dennis an Ince, he'll take a mile"

I really hope all this is sorted out by tomorrow lunchtime, it's becoming a bit of an unwelcome distraction, although having said that at least it gives us something else to talk about rather than going on about our 100% record.

I don't know about everyone else but I'm really not overly bothered if Paul Ince signs or not.

If he signs we have even more experience and that's great. But I think we have other areas we need to work on.

Has Ince trained with anyone else?

No, i dont think Ince has trained with anyone else. I havent heard or anything about him doing so anyway!

You all obviously care-but for some reason I couldnt give a toss whether he signs or not-honestly

That's fair enough adje - and I agree that at this moment on the playing side of things, we're doing more than fine without him and wouldn't want him to walk into the side and disrupt our winning run (bar Brentford)!

However, the experience he will pass on to our younger players in training will be invaluable!  With Wise, Poyet and Ince passing on their pearls of wisdom, I think you'd see our young players (especially the midfielders) come on leaps and bounds!  :D

Well I think he would make a qood side considerably better so I really hope he signs and can't understand why anyone would either not want him to sign or not care whether we signed him or not.

Agreed.

I dont see why the onrunning sage should be disruptive to the squad either. If anything it should act as a motivating factor to the likes of Pook & Holgate whos places in the 1st team squad are most at risk. Evidence of that on tuesday night perhaps when Ashan put in by far his best performce in an STFC shirt?

agreed OST! You just have to look at the teams he has played for-

England (53 caps!)
West Ham
Man United
Inter Milan
Liverpool
Middlesbrough
Wolves

and the comps he has been involved in-

World Cup (1998)
European Championship(1996+2000)
Premiership winner
Seria A
Fa Cup winner
League Cup winner
European Cup winners cup winner
Uefa Cup Finalist

Will this ever be resolved? Ince didn't train due to "personal reasons"

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~887666,00.html

Even mentions bringing in another midfielder?  Why>?

right winger maybe, no point another centre mid.

The more this goes on, the less I believe he will sign.

I for one am not loosing sleep over this any more.

If he signs he signs ............................ if not .... fuck it !

lets get on with it !

I honestly don't think he'll sign. If he does, great. If not, buh!

Hmmmmm. This has taken a new twist. Before I thought, no rush - if he comes then great. But the fact wise wants ANOTHER midfielder if he doesn't means there is more urgency given the deadline is 1 week away.

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~887666,00.html

Dennis Wise spoke to the press at lunchtime and gave the latest news on the possible arrival of Paul Ince to The County Ground ranks.

Experienced former England midfielder Ince did not take part in training with Town on Thursday, although Wise is still hopeful that Swindon can add the Guv'nor to his squad.

"Incey couldn't come in due to personal reasons so that's why he wasn't with us today at training, but we are still hopeful that he will join us.

"I am hoping to speak to him later on but we will have to wait a little bit longer. If he doesn't join us then I would still be looking to bring in another midfielder," said Wise.

I predict its another right winger.

Gurneys second operation means Shakes is the only cover for right back currently, as well as being the only "natural"  :!:  right winger at the club.

Will that mean a lifeline for the mysterious paraguayan man whose name is a conundrum of "Todrigo Runes"?

Can we get that Watford winger on loan?, i think his name is Albert Jarrett?.

http://www.tte.de/images/car_models/Aygo/rear.jpg

No. To help subsidise Wise's and Gus's wages the club have moved into the ptentially lucrative human trafficking market.

Poor Rodrigo was seen as something of a test case and is now working as a gigalo in london after being sold for £350.

Expect more south americans to follow.........

Forget him. No player is bigger then the club. He obviously thinks he is and the more this carries on the more i hink it would be a bad idea to have him at the club

He's probably read this forum. That could give anyone 'personal problems'

I am coming to the feeling that he will not sign because this has gone on for a long time. Obviously I hope to be proven wrong

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~887666,00.html

FFS :roll:

You got there 3rd OST with that link!  :mrgreen:

Oh :roll:

Just in case anyone missed it:

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~887666,00.html

I have to admit it is getting just a tad boring now :?

hehe that saves me going back over pages to find the link anyway so cheers!  :D

Well he's got to make his mind up soon, the transfer window closes in a week FFS!

transfer window doesn't apply to free transfers

Oops  :oops:

A lot of window transfers close on the 28th Aug


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STAINED-GLASS-EFFECT-COLOURFUL-WINDOW-TRANSFER_W0QQitemZ300015445129QQihZ020QQcategoryZ1230QQcmdZViewItem

But if we are looking for another midfielder it may still be an issue. I guess plan B could also be a free.

yawn...fuck Ince...

lets just get on with the season with the players we've actually got...

Ince has had long enough. He is waiting until deadline for something better, by which time itwill be too late to sign anyone else.
Ditch him, no player is bigger than the club

The beginning and ending made sense, but the middle was pointless.

im led to believe he COULD be at todays game

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh get you :soapy tit wank:

im leaving in a minute so will keep my eye peeled when i get there

good lad.why you leaving so early.im at work :(

cos it's a 45 min drive and i need to set us up the scoreboard before going to el pubbo.

if you're lying i'll beat you up

A lot of people are being unfair to Ince here. The bloke has told Wisey he had a family problem to deal with. As we don't know how serious this might be i think we should all stop saying stupid things like "Give Ince until Friday or withdraw the offer". A lot of people would value their family more important than a job, I know I would. Do you really think Ince would lose sleep if Wisey withdrew the offer? Plenty of other clubs would have him i'm sure. I know its dragging on a bit but i'm prepared to wait as long as it takes to get a player of his caliber to the club.

I agree with your opinions, the only question is have we got time to wait? The deadline closes next week and Wise wants somebody else if Ince won't sign

I get the feeling Wisey knows more than he's letting on. I fully expect to see Ince in a Town shirt soon.  :D

i honestly think wise knows the answer anyway

i only said could :D

Definate decision by Weds. I'll be glad when its all cleared up and sorted.

i wasnt lying see :D

macca i'll kiss you next time i see you. i looked for you in the merlin but it was heaving and i'm not that tall.

it took me about 5 minutes to work out why everyone around me in the arkells was stood up and pointing towards the directors box

bless, you irish folk are a little slow on the uptake aint ya?

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/476/dsc00083pn1.jpg

Thats him walking down the tunnel easy easy easy

see sonic im great i know things

thats the shittest pic ever whits, you're a bloody waste of space. fucking mug.

I concur. Hardly convincing evidence!

fuck off muggy bollocks

don't give up your day job whits, i don't think the paparazzi are ready for you yet  :D

He was definately there. He was sat about 10 rows behind the dugout.

We know he was there.
Official site :D

Whits, are you stalking Sandy Gray again (in the blue)?!!

i want her to have more of my babies

Looking good on the signing front - the only caveat on that was catching Wisey post-match saying that something has come up for him Tuesday... the way it was put it sounded like another interesting offer within football. That said, for a personality of his calibre I'd be willing to wait another fortnight if needs be!! OK, so it's not nice having to play the waiting game but signing Ince would be just as important for his off field presence - commercial, coaching, young player advice, attracting other players - as it would be for his return in midfield. Let's be honest, if I was a player of his stature dropping down to Lg.2 for anything other than a managerial position, I'd want to make damn sure it was the right move.

he will sign i reckon. why else would he watch us play?

and bring his kids!

and look for properties in marlborough

oops did i let that slip out :wink:

According to the font of all footballing knowledge (The Sun) he signed a one year deal yesterday (mon) however cant seem to find anything to back that up though.

Looks like the bloke in the TE with "Ince 4" on his shirt won't win Cock of the year 2006 then!

Quality news, with Ince in the side (added to our brilliant start) I'm sure the rest of the division must be shitting themselves at the prospect of facing the mighty Swindon Town FC.

It's in the Mirror this morning as well - similar one-liner, probably his agent put it out on PA wires

Alas and obvioudly it won't be enough until the press conference and official confirmation but it's all positive.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=412822&CPID=12&clid=46&lid=6&title=Ince+set+to+join+Swindon

Surely its definite now?

It's never definate until you here the match announcer say

"and making his debut, number 4, Paul Ince"

 :D

or "and m....debu....fou......nce!" in the case of our speaker system.

   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :mrgreen:

It's got clearer then.

Click on 'Squad List' on that SkySports link and tell me Sky know anything about anything! :?

WTF ??????

 :roll:

Danny Murphy was with us for all of a month in 2003! Jeebus.  :roll:

Other laughable inclusion David Reeves!

Jonathan Stevenson?  :?

At least he actually played a game.

No Paul Ince there!

Just heard on Beeb Swindon that Ince will sign if the club can get around the 60% of turnover being spent on player's wages limit, which they currently are at.

So do we shoot Pook?

Pook you are the weakest link....

...Goodbye.

Although that won't free up too much on the wage bill front, so Whalley you can leave too.

Whalley or Gurney I would guess.

if we shot pook, would we still have to pay his family the wages for the rest of his contract as compensation?

i suppose it'll see us offload someone, either on loan or otherwise. doubt it'll be gurney or whalley as nobody is going to take them whilst they're injured.

 :nod: Would have to be someone who's on a bit of a wedge already.

Unless they're trying to argue that the arrival of Ince would possible increase turnover, just the the arrival of Dennis and Gus has undoubtably (sp) done.

Surely there would be some kind of Death in Service payment i.e. 4 times his salary.  A lump sum payment payable to his nominated beneficiary therefore no further wages would be due.  As this is an insurance pay out it shouldn't count as an "income" pay out.  Problem solved, let's "delete" Pook.

Could we get round this 60% thing if Ince's wages were paid for by a donation from Bill Power or something like that?  

If not then get rid of all our players and let Ince take on the rest of the league by himself!!!  :mrgreen:

what did they call it when they paid off ruddock, something creative like "office re-structure", maybe they'd get around it that way.

mind you if it was gurney to go then i'd happily chip in myself.

Whalley is my bet. He's disappeared.

Whalleys an ace player, get rid of Pook and Wells. Ince is probably asking for a big wage, i would if i was coming to the end of my football career.

bye bye fola

Pook and Wells will be on peanuts, we'd need to free up some more money than that to pay for Ince.

Shouldn't this have been something we looked at a bit earlier, than say 24 hours before Ince signs?  I know Devlin and Power are out of action and the numpties are back running the club but this is crazy!

I guess he would be the easiest player to release because he's on the shorter contract.

Just listening to Wiltshire Sound now....

...Ince confirmed he wants to join.  Bob Holt says the 60% ratio a "big problem".  We have to approach the league to see what terms we need to satisfy to the requirement (the 60% limit).

Ince's term would push us over the limits.  Gonna take up to 72 hours to sort this out according to Holt.  Which means no Ince til Friday, at the earliest???

i also read somewhere that ince would only be looking to play 10-15 games, "just to keep fitness levels up".

it seems like we're paying a lot of money for an unproven coach, who just happens to be one of wise's mates - do we really need him?

gurney can still go, mind.

Is this 60% limit the reason behind Hartlepool's troubles recently?

I believe so Rich - think after they got relegated they were quite a way over it, hence they let Boyd and Butler go!

I don't think the Football League allowed them to bring in players again until after we'd played them?

Oh yes. Please believe me, we need him.

How about paying off Whalley's contract so we can say he's not on the pay role any more. Brutal I know but would that work?

he's got two years left to run on his contract, so it'd be an expensive way of freeing up a percentage of the wage bill.

Then surely it has to be Onibuje then?

agreed.

plus we'll be back up with the championship winning cash!

oops ive deleted that post by accident. but yeah what i mean is that the turnover will increase (hopefully) if Ince signs. therefore will we still be at the 60% wage thingy? if someone has to go i hope it's Gurney could be CCP though

Is the 60% based on last seasons turnover figure?

If so I wonder if we can argue the point of increased attendances this season, which will take his salary under the cap.

If it is based on last seasons turnover have the accounts been published for that period and where do the league get the figures from?

But Fola has more to offer than Whalley I would have thought. Yes, I suppose it would be expensive to pay Whalley off but we are in a position to do it unlike last season and it would be worth it in the long run surely?

Isn't the 60% figure based on last seasons attendances though?

So even if we were getting 10,000 every game now it would make no difference.

I might be wrong though! :P

they do the budgets for the coming season in advance, so the club will know roughly what they expect the income to be, and 60% of that is what we can afford to spend on wages, i guess...

Don't disagree with you but unless we sell I can't see any other way. Aaron Brown to be sold? I doubt it.

Surely we knew this ruling one month ago when the Ince news originally broke!?!?!

I feel a TrustSTFC 'fund a player' scheme is on the horizon...

the 60% cap is for players' wages only from what i've read. i'm wondering whether the club will go to the football league explaining that ince is here as primarily a coach but will be registered as a player, as is the case with both wise and poyet.

i'd assume that non-playing staff wages - management/coaches right through to groundsmen and ticket office/club shop employees - do not play any part in the salary cap.

if this is the case, then ince could theoretically sign a 3 year deal as a coach - same as wise and poyet - but register as a player for this season, thus avoiding the salary cap and negating the need to offload anyone.

That would make sense, I wonder if the board will inject a bit of cash to cover the defecit.

Would be a nightmare after all of this time the deal got blown out of the water by the league on the 60% rule.

the deal will go through.

they would have known this ages ago so i dont see there being a problem.

I've always got the impression that the 60% rule is more of an excuse for the footy league to keep an eye on clubs and make sure that they ain't just getting themselves in as much debt as possible. If the club can show that they've got some financial backing, Ince will increase turnover and we ain't gonna go bust tomorrow leaving hundreds of creditors, I would have thought it would be ok.

With hartlepool it may have been the case that they were a long way over. who knows.

Plus there's the player-coach point that sonic made.

Do we really need HIM?! Yes, of course we do!! It's Paul Ince we're talking about, not Darren Bullock!!

Not surprised about the 60% issue given the stature of the fella but where there's a will there's a way. As you said, the turnover would hopefully improve given the short-term boost to shirt sales with his name on (mine included), plus the longer term aspect - increased bums on seats and commercial revenue that the sudden surge in fan optimism and club ambition will attract.

I don't think players will be sacrificed to fund Incey, although if someone was to go I'd have money on Whalley being paid off. High wages plus he's way down the pecking order of an already strong looking midfield quota. For my money, Fola looks a handy option and I'd imagine he's on peanuts at the moment, ditto Wells, and Pook. Gurns, for me, is Wisey's back-up option for Jack Smith once fit so perhaps wor th keeping him on, love him or hate him.

As I said the other night, isn't great we can even have these debates again! Devlin, Power et al, I salute you!! :D

Didnt Power say there was money for players though?
So ifs its his money and not the turnover isnt it ok?
P.S Is he out of hospital?

everything is fine cause Johno said so

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I think gurney and whalley are dead wood and could be up for the chop. i quite like CCP but i could see him being offloaded as hes not fantasticly liked by Wisey. Pook would make sense but id imagine hes on pittance compared.

dont think CCP is rated by Wise.

When we went up to Darlington we saw the team bus going away from the ground....with just CCP sat on it....I guess the other players not in the match day squad stayed at the game...

Fola hasn't even been offered a contract longer than three months yet has he?  How will that free up the wage bill?  Hes young, desperate for an opportunity and will probably settle for pittance if he stays.

Wasn't Gurney made "club captain" though? Whatever that means. Can't see Wise just getting rid of him like that

probably to stop him shagging ady's wife...

:D  Quite possible!

Considering Power, Devlin etc. are still injured from crash can we not be considered as exceptional circumstances considering they are the financial decision makers (and providers) of this club?

I doubt it.

I don't see why we can't send some players out on loan.

because noone wants them?

weston super mare wanted leigh henry!

They are still on the wage bill though aren't they? Technically?

We'd be more than happy to help fund it via the Red Army Fund (erm, I'd have thought - it's not down to me!), but I don't know how this would sit with the League regs - ie do they allow a "third party" to fund part of a player's wages and so have that sit outside the 60% cap? We'd have to look into it. Plus given Wise wants a decision by Wednesday, what we've got available at the moment wouldn't be enough to commit to a year-long contract and we don't have a lot of time to raise the remaining umpty-nine grand! All that said, if we can help, we will, but we've not been approached as of yet.

Not if the loaning club pays their wages and the club can produce the relevant documentation to prove it.

i thought this 60% thing was a guideline, rather than a rule ?  although i suppose all our signings are subject to FA approval.  Maybe if Ince signing as player/coach is counted, then probably Den and Gus are counted too, maybe thats the problem ?

Confirmed he's signing on Sky Sports now.

Is that Sky Sports News?

website.....

http://home.skysports.com/league.aspx?cpid=12

I think this will fall through.

According to Radio this morning, we are right up against the 60% turnover margin on wages already.  Really can't see it happening to be honest as I don't see how they can get round it.

On the BBC's gossip page:

Crewe boss Dario Gradi wants to net former England captain Paul Ince on a player-coach contract. (Daily Mirror)

As this Ince saga has been going on for so long, surely the club realised they would need to stump up extra cash/limit player wages before offering him a formal contract? Surely they were aware of the 60% turnover wage budget in this league and knew where they currently stood and ensured they were financially viable?

Bob Holt was talking about the cap last Friday.  It all goes to show that with Devlin and Power the others haven't got an effing clue.

If we lose Paul Ince to Crewe or anyone it has to be the clubs fault, doesn't it?

He was on Skysports t'other day referring to Swindon as if his decision was made.

I guess this happens in football all the time but still.

fingers crossed they can sort it .. I think Ince would be an important addition .. It would be less of a disaster then if Evans got injured or suspended ... I guess Dennis is the plan B .. he obviously doesnt want to play but will if he has to ...

He says he has a plan B signing if he doesn't join. Loan signing?

Yup,  quite sad to see though. I thought we were improving with regards to this kind of thing, but shows how much we need Devlin and Powers full involvement.

I think Carson should get involved now as he does f*ck all for this club.

Bircham of QPR on loan was touted at one stage .. that might be the other plan B?

Who ever it is, loan or not, he must have already had a preliminary word or its definately a free transfer with low wages....cause not going to secure any other signign in 24 hours so to fall outside the window it'd have to be a free agent or transfer......
On the wages side of things, i'm sure the club have already thought it through carefully....but if they havent I cant imagine Ince would be demanding that much anyway so potentially we may have to see a loan signing at a percentage wage cost???

Either way....I see this deal with Ince rapped up by midday today....be it signed or not signed! :|

I can't believe this 60% wage cap business was overlooked by MD and BP. They must have found a way round it. Devlin's main asset is his communication skills and I think if he was around at the moment he would be able to clear up the apparent confusion on the issue.

As you say, other than those two (and SSW), the rest are fucking muppets.

From what I heard on Friday Bob Holt struck me as a man out of his depth.  His knowledge of football was shocking, how this man was picked to be our temporary PR man is beyond me.

He really didn't seem to have a clue oon what to do next when asked about this 60% limit.  Pick up the phone Bob and phone Mark, I'm sure he'll have an idea or two.

Thinking about it surely the fact that our two main men (MD & BP) are out of action could be used as an excuse why we're in danger of breaching the limit, this would not have happened if Mark was at the club full time.

Exactly what I thought yesterday.  Exceptional circumstances surely?

From thiistits headlines:

The Football League do Swindon Town a favour, erm, I think they might owe us one or two!!!

If I was a betting man though, I expect the "rules are rules" reply from the men in grey suits.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chester/5297898.stm

This is what Chester are doing!

so what is the rule, i don't get it. we have to have 60% with the what and the what now?  :?

well offload some crap would be an answer? Pook? Wells?

Only 60% of the clubs annual turnover can be spent on the wage bill. We are currently spending 60% thus not allowing more wages from our turnover to be spent.

oh right....bugger.

except it is based on last years figures for a predicted turnover.....however with gates no longer at 4,500 but 6,500+ then perhaps this is also a way in which we can seek some sort of special dispensation from the league as our circumstances have changed so dramatically, with Bill Power and the increased gates (which will continue to rise should we stay top and sign Paul Ince).....
If they hadnt already planned how to resolve it financially, I think the league will show some understanding on this one and accept either that we need a 12 month cooling period as MD requested or that they will accept a revised projected turnover (which would allow much more room for wages) based on our sudden change of circumstances.

I hope at least!......it is the men in suits though so there compassion for a previously struggling club making a push to resurrect themselves isnt likely to be great!!

Good plan!  :D
Hopefully will ead to a slightly easier game on Friday

So the answer is, stay away fans start turning up so the club gets more money, so our turnover increases so Paul Ince can play for us. Everybody wins then.

But they won't turn up until Ince signs (not that it's guaranteed they will), so he won't sign.

Its all a bit Bill and Ted. We need Eddie Van Halen.

I think it would have been easier to fund if they turned up last year but that'sv ery easy to say with hindsight! A couple of big gates now isn't going to make up the money we need!

I'm now of the opinion, that it would be for the best if Ince doesn't sign....

I think I'm inclined to agree.

didn't Chester go over the 60% thing? they only got fined so it wouldn't be the end of the world if that happens to us

But knowing the way we get treated by the FA, we'll end up getting demoted 12 divisions.

Different rules seem to apply to Swindon.

All this is doing is putting uncertainty on the players with regards to wages etc. and whether they may be shipped out on loan etc.  They don't need that concern, especially as moral has been so high and they have done so well.

Anyone think Aaron Brown may be on his way?
His wages wont be cheap?

I guess he could have taken a cut for his antics.  Gurns is the obvious choice as far from fit and just sitting dormant on the wage bill.

I'd agree with that too. Its not worth all the fuss, and potentially fucking up our finances, just for someone who will only play a handful of games. It's not as if we're struggling at the moment is it. If evans/pook/weston/whoever gets injured wise will have to get his boots on - we have plenty of options in there.

Havcing read the BBC article, which discusses how Hartlepool sorted it out, I'm guessing it's a case of waiting for Bill Power to release a small amount and for it to be specifically towards wages - and thus we have to show that to the FL.

Disagree with these last few posts (RobT excluded) Ince would still be a massive asset for us.

Its not that he wouldn't be a huge asset though, its the impact its having or could be having on the current players and the club.

 Don't you think it may have a divisive effect on the squad...also Gus, might be a bit put out......if we have a bit of spare BP money then surely we should be looking to invest it in a young player whose value may augment with time..

Ince would be a big asset to us, but no more than Wise/Poyet would be if they actually played.

All I care about this year Reg is getting promoted.  If that means we have to sign an old head instead of a youngster then so be it.

Ince will be an amazing player at this standard, other teams will be shitting it at the prospect of facing him, especially as we're un-defeated.

I think Wisey will be able to explain the signing to the players and Ince will be another man to impress in training and on the pitch.

to a certain extent though reg we could be investing in our next manager couldnt we.as for effecting the players this has been going on since before the season started .all round i think it will be a great signing

According to BBC Wiltshire Sound (20 mins ago) he has officially signed, but the official site doesn't show anything yet.

Just sign him as a coach, and then once the finance side of it is sorted, register him as a player. Simple!

We already have a fairly large quota of "young" midfielders though, so it could be argued another experienced head wouldn't go amiss:

Monkhouse
Shakes
Pook
Weston
Stroud
Caton
Brown
Holgate

None of them into their late 20's just yet.  Ince also seems more intent on coaching, so it might be that Wise has a belief that a role exists within the club for that right now - he has mentioned that it's taken all his and Poyet's time so far to the detriment of their own fitness.

So that's that then????  A done deal??????  Can we put this won't he will he, discussion to bed now?

would be if the stupid official site would actually be the first, instead of last to breat the news to us.

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~890085,00.html

woooooooo finnally.

Until its on the official site then in my opinion nothings a done deal.  

If this doesn't go through this is p*ss poor business by Swindon Town yet again. (Financial wise of course)

Problem is the official site can't until the contract is officially signed.  Media can speculate, normally just before the signing because people leak the info out (Ince's agent seems to be good at that)

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10341~890085,00.html

That'll be why then, done deal except the FL haven't stamped it yet.

so that's that then. barring footy league approval he's signing on the dotted line  :beers: finally!

On the official site tomorrow it will probably say he is going to sign on Friday :twisted:

would be typical of town if that happend. :soapy tit wank:

but great news.

the way everyone has been going on i never thought it would happen. just glad to get news from the club rather than chinese whispers on here.

The biggest issue is several weeks of behind the scenes negotiation stuff has been played out in public, mainly thnks to INce's agent it seems.  Normally we'd probably have known about this at the weekend just gone.

Swindon Town Dave told me last night that the Football League Wage structure would scupper the move as someone he knows was speaking to Bob Holt.

That's fucking joke. A club goes over the 60%, therefore is more likely to go bust - so the Football League fine them? Madness!   :?

i think that's what happened anyway. not too sure though

Some of the players were asked to take a pay cut so that Ince can come. They said no it was not fair and they would rather leave but they are now thinking about it.

hartlepool had a embargo put on them recently.i think ssw or bill power have made a cash injection anyway allowing us to do this

i think Macca is right. sounds like Mr Power has dug into his pocket for this one

Your Brezovans friend right?

Who was asked? I don't blame them for saying no. I wouldn't take a pay cut so some cunt could come and work with me.

spacey blows goats

That didn't happen.

spacey blows goats

I agree with OST
Glad to hear it has been sorted

& she dont exist.

Spacey told me :wink:

fair enough mate if you think the club are willing to renegotiate a whole squads contracts for one player you believe him..how the fuck did brezovan know what they asked him anyway :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Yep............. and Baz and Gaz are really Dennis and Gus !!!!!

Spacey you cunt!  :x

Fucking hell. some bird comes on here with a Eastern European sounding name saying she's Brezovan's mate and you just believe her (him - whoever).

That post is a load of fucking shit, more flaws in it than B&Q.

I was always suspicious! Can't beb othered to find a link to prove it but I had pointed this out before

Did people seriously believe "it" was genuine?  :|   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I am not especially Peters mate I have only met him for 2 weeks ago. He only talks to me because I am the only one he knows in England that is Slovakian except for Vera.

there's a lass who's family is slovakian in sainsburys (brunel centre). i think you should hunt her out and demand a meal round her house

 :shock:

Swindon's crawling with Eastern Europeans.....get yourself down the Saveloy, and  you can find all sorts....they mainly moan about how crap England is.....but strangely seem to stay.

All Eastern Europeans are not the same you know :x  I don't think England is crap but most of my Czech friends feel let down by England because it is not as good as Germany or France.

Nice to see your'e picking up the lingo quickly Petra............not bad for 2 weeks.

and if your mates love France and Germany sooooo much tell them to hitch a ride underneath a truck to Sangat and fuck off over there.

There.......................... Ive said my piece.......................Goodnight !

Here's a tester for you Petra to test your credentials.....if you pass the test I'm sure there'll be any number of posters on here wishing, to also test them.

   Julius Tomin najat majitelem jedné restaurace ve welšském městě Swindonu jako hospodský filozof.

   What is the obvious error in this piece about Czech philosopher Julius Tomin?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:

Quality !!!!!!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: let's see shall we.........nice one Reg

Translation

Julius Tomin in the early hours of this morning was found loitering around the vicinity of arriba's recycling bin.


Now we all know that this is a lie ....................... because Ralphy stole it.

end of !

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6862392232065106753

cant help but get you excited! this dude must really love ince! :D

I am not Czech anyway I am Slovakian. We say that British people are stuck on there little Island. People  my age do not speak much Czech it is better to learn English.

Petra, as part of the immigration procedure are you asked to revert all names to their English equivalent? ie, you refer to Petr as Peter. I'll just call you Bob

Slovaks don't understand Czech??????????????  

Oh dear cover blown.  I spent a fair amount of time in the Czech Republic and the Czech and Slovak languages are so similar that you'd have no problem understanding what a Czech was saying, if you were really Slovak.  

Now can you either stop pretending to be some eastern European girl or just post on the Thisis forum as this whole wind up is fucking shit.

They were the same country for more than 70 years FFS :roll:

Perhaps Petra is only 10?

Thought I'd post on this, as there are several aspects of the Ince business which seem about as clear as mud to me...

The rule (as far as I understand it) is that you are not allowed to spend in excess of 60% of your turnover on players wages.

How does this work though. Surely you can't know your turnover in advance? So, either it is based on the turnover from last year, or on a projected turnover for this year.

If it is the latter, then here is a potential solution, which every supporter can help with: If we each pledge to drink more beer at home games, then the forecast turnover will go up and we can sign Ince. Everyone's a winner.

Another solution would be to have him nominally employed as a coach, who plays when he feels like it. However, I suspect there are rules on what defines a 'player' (# games played when fit or something like that).

http://www.thisisstfc.co.uk/News_Headlines_Story.asp?NewsID=5806

Surely this report is slightly contradicting?

Wise said at present, Ince wouldn't get into the team however in the article further up, it says

'And whether the issue can be resolved in time for Ince to feature against Chester, again, no guarantees or promises.

As for the manager, he is just looking forward to getting down to work with Ince.

Wise said: “I think he’s coming down to sign. That’s what he told me. Hopefully we can get him registered.”

(S)he's been found out.

Incoherent nonsense in the adver... shocking.

I believe I read somewhere that he'll be in the squad for Chester if he signs in time, so hopefully will be on the bench in place of Pook!!

 Too right JA.....

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The Gazette & Herald today said that the deal is now all but signed, and that they hope he will be available for Chester.
The reason for him being able to sign according to the G&H was the increased attendances bringing in higher revenue than forecast. Might be bollocks but hey

What's with the caring so much? You've gone on some mental rampage. It's like a vigilante, maybe batman, but instead of fighting crime you overturn the evils of people pretending to be slovakian on internet forums. Fuck knows what you'd be called though. Slovakwebman?

I was barry therefore I must be Petra, is that how it works?

Have you ever considered a career with the police, you fuckin' spastic benny twat!

Slovakwebman?  I like it FB.

Dunno why I'm giving a shit about this imposter, probably just because it's pissing me off, all this fake eastern european bollocks.

did I do something wrong? I know that some people here do not like me because I am not English. My opinion is English people need to adapt and become more European and not just dislike people from the new Europe countries just because the papers tell you too. :(

I have no idea what happened there :shock:

according to "her" email, petra's surname is orlovsky.

now, maybe i'm wrong but slovak is very similar to polish. in which case, the surname orlovski would be masculine and feminine would be orlovska.

so mickey hasn't done his research properly  :-))(