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> Victoria Beckham (Posh) was being driven around the
> countryside in her
> limo  by her driver.
>
> Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the
> limo hits the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the
> cow is alright.
>
> " Is it alright? " asks Victoria, from the comfort of the back
seat.The
> driver prodded the cow with his foot, and shook his head............"
No
> ma'am, it's dead."
>
> " Well you were driving, not me, so you go and tell the farmer what
> happened! " So the driver goes off to the nearby farm.
>
> A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of
> Champagne,
> with his clothes scruffy and all messed up..........................
>
> " Oh my God, what happened to you ? " , Victoria exclaimed as she saw
>
> the driver.
>
> " Well ma'am, the farmer gave me this bottle of Champagne, the
> farmer's wife gave me a kiss, and their daughter had sex with me " !!
>
> " What the hell did you say ? "
>
> Well ma'am, I just said..........." I'm Victoria Beckham's driver,
> and I just killed the cow."