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Just thought i'd start off a little thread for people to post in their sunday/amateur league news e.g. scores and shit....Hope the mods don't mind  :wink:

Anywho....I had a game for Bassett today, versus Chippenscum and we lost 3-1 to the bastards  :evil:  Bearing in mind though that we only had 10 players to start with and later on in the 2nd half we went down to 9, as our stand in keeper got injured....We have about 4 players out injured and another 4 with illnesses....They are also top of the league without any losses....
Chippenscum are dirty cunts though!! They're all mouth too!! A lot of squaring up to one another happened in that match, but some of the big lads we have playin for us sorted them out  :) And i take credit for injuring one of their mouthy players  8)
We have them in the semi finals of the Wiltshire Cup on March the 5th at Rylands Way, Bassett, so get yourselves down there!! It will be a good game.

i play for ferndale and we had yet another game prosponed!!pisses me off but ahwell i just play for the lechlade adult team when i dont play for ferndale! 8)

Yeah i hate that too!! And when you want them to be called off because your hungover, they're always on!! Ah well...its all part of the fun....i guess

I played against Lechlade a couple of times.
Team  of  :wanker:  :arsekisser:

i played today.

lost 3.1.

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div 4 Delph Bell.

we aren't doing too bad this year considering half the team left pre season.

i had to play right wing back today. also i noticed after the game someone sttod on my hand as i have two nice stud marks on it.

nearly scored an overhead kick too but was straight at the keeper.

we had no game this weekend...

Ouch!! I got studded in the leg today.....i now have 3 lovely red stud marks going up my leg.........And they bloody sting now  :|

tbh when it happend i couldn't tell you.

when we finished our physio noticed blood over my hand, washed it off and showed two lovely stud marks.

it'll probably start hurting in the morning

also, a scab on my knee got ripped off today. they never heal do they :evil:

i will actually agree with you!!they are tossers but its football to me!!i need to keep match fit for my trials! :wink:

I know  :D  They're a bitch to get rid of. But theres nothing worse than having a ball smacked at you when its freezing!! :x

played against mallard today, gave dex a run out but the pitch was huge, lost 4-3 I brought myself on with 25 mins left and had a shocker - Ive been sick all weekend puking!

I could play for my mates team in Division 2 but id sooner stay in bed till 2pm.  :wink:

Just played our 1st 6-a-side game....we're bottom of the league with one point, taken over from the previous team...our first game against 2nd from bottom. We won 13-1 and I was the only outfield player who didnt score :cry:

Then we played 4th in the league in a friendly because the team they were supposed to be playing didnt show. We won that 4-2 and I scored a long range drive  :D

Had our first game in ages today for Bassett. Drew 2-2 at home to The Badgers.............Shit game really, but we are still 4th  :\/
Was really a warm up game for our semi final clash with Chippenscum next weekend. If we win that then we are in the final, playin at the County Ground  8)

Had our first game in ages today for Bassett. Drew 2-2 at home to The Badgers.............Shit game really, but we are still 4th  :\/
Was really a warm up game for our semi final clash with Chippenscum next weekend. If we win that then we are in the final, playin at the County Ground  8)

Anyone else play for their team today?

maybe we should use this thread for swindon to  :(

we beat Mordon this morning 2-0.

Our six-a-side team won 6-0.

we drew this morning against Smart Movers in Div 7..

..i was lineo  :(  till 3 mins to go...i came on and we got back from 2-0 down to pick up a away point 2-2!

greenbridge mot centre f.c! staying up (longest name around)  :wink:

Had a match once again for Bassett today, beat Chalford FC 9-1  :D
Didnt score however  :?

Anyone else have a football match today?

we lost 2-1 to GTS, after going 1-0 up in the first half. I scored a 'Cureton' off the thigh!!!

Haha! nice  :D

i was dropepd today even though I kept a clean sheet last week after an outstanding performance  :shock:

I am starting a new sunday team next season, so if anyones interested let me know....

Won yesterday 3-1 aet to go through to the final of the Kent league cup.1 nil up with 2 mins to go,they equalised in the 89th,we got and missed a pen with the last kick of the 90-their guy was sent off for "saving" a goal-bound header.Beat the 10 men with 2 goals in extra time.We now play Belvedere in the final.

we lost to GTS 2-1 last week aswell  :o

whoever loses in our rearranged fixture goes down  :o  :o  :o
it's going to be lush

Maybe not, we're owed 3 points....Permtemps fielded an illegal player against us, he was fucking good....then next week on the pitch next to us playing for a division 2 side.

Plus, if its anything like last season no one will go down anyway

Dont start a new team...come play for us....we could do with another keeper!!

I'm interested...

yup we're owed 3 points from them too.
but you're probs right about it.
i dont care anyway, its my last season for bloop

Really, where you off to next season...off to play for Ashers team or are you just going to be a man of leisure on Sundays?

I'm up for that! Well, pressuming i don't make the Bassett First/Reserve Team, that is.

Also i will be playing 6 a-side football next season, but on thursdays, so won't be able to make any training sessions, if they are to be on thursdays  :wink:

you're from basset arent you? i think i might be playing with a few basset lads in the thursday 6 a side at lime kiln every now and again.

me and paddy used to have a team in it, took the piss, strolled the league 19 games unbeaten and 18 wins. but it'll be different if im in the team with these basset clowns  :wink:

going to uni deev, will be playing there.

Im retiring from southbrook this may, not having fun playing for them last few months.  Didnt play today either.

STFC fan im interested

TEF team perhaps?

Maybe I got this wrong, but I though you were the gaffer these days Ash?

That's a good idea.

why dont everone just join the STFCfan team

I was joint with sizzler to the end of teh season, its shit.

We're in need of a new left back, come and play for us!

You do wear a purple kit though, fags.

At least I can physically play football fatty  :D

I bet your lot love the communal showers afterwards.

No one bothers with those Dave..... :roll:

you'd still have a left back if i'd stuck around...

*awaits DV's mockery*

Interested parties,

PM me with where you can play and I'll get back to you. Forms have been sent off to swindon fa, agm is up shortly. we will find out then if successful.

Yup im a Bassett lad. You will probably be playing 6 a-side on the astro turf, right? Thats right by the lime kiln and the school.

If your playing in the same thursday league as myself, look out for a team called Fork Hall Skill (something like that....)  :wink:

how did you get on today then Dex  :D

my pub side got to the final of there cup this afternoon, won 5-1 in the semi final. they get to play at the mighty newbury town fc's ground at the end of the month....could be a heavy day  :D

ahhhhhhh what a gay game.
as always second half had chance after chance missed, especially the black lad who came on second half ,i missed a good chance withmy right foot that wouldve been the equaliser. you had about 3 chances all game including the pen but won  :|  but we've been saying it all season. you can't just be unlucky every game, in my books the word is shit.

and fucking matt clarke scoring the winning pen  :x  i thought he had a good game considering he cant get in our saturday team  :P
not a bad finish, for a black man though eh?  :wink:  shame you were on t'other side when you were on, i was looking forward to kissing your face.

Pretty spot on....you battered us 2nd half....like you did last time you played....just couldnt finish. Which has been our problem as well in most games....

Matt generally has a good game (I work with the guy I have to hear about it all the time) very good center back considering he doesnt think its his natural position....I think he makes a good centre back though....

Dunno if it was a good finish tbh Dex....keeper said he should have kept it out....

Yeah otherside....this week I was left back....I swear they randomly pick where I play....thats right back, left back, centre back, right wing, left wing, holding midfield, attacking midfield and striker I've played this season....

You're keeper was a bit dodgy....your number 6 wanted everyones shirt......and with a decent finisher you could have about 7 goals  :shock:

keep it out? i bashed a half volley in off the post and he thinks he shouldve kept it out. what a paki. got absolutely clattered when i struck it, my bottom left rib has swollen up like fuck because of it
he did make some good saves though, i shouldve scored that header early on though which pissed me off a bit.
i cant remember who was number 6 but errr yeah ok i agree  :| i think we'll finish about 3rd from bottom or something dunno whether we go down or what. the sunday league is a bit of a joke in that respect.
i stand by the fact we wouldve won on the day it got frozen off, i could feel it in my bones  :-))(

and our keeper  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  what a joker, i remember in the second half i turned round and he was about 5 yards behind me outside your area with the ball at his feet  :mrgreen:
i dont know if he speaks english but he got deported for about 3 months earlier on in the season,  which was amusing.

He said he should have kept it out, said he got a hand to it. Has very high standards does our keeper



When the ball came in I was worried you would score




Tall guy, blonde hair was playing centre mid...no idea what his name is though



Chances are no one will go down anyway, like last season. We had 9 teams at the end of the season. Bottom placed Swindon City stayed in the Division and the other 8 got promoted. Division 6 is basically division 7 last season+Intermach & White Hart

oh yeah matt, good player he is, battler. one of our youngsters who seem to be quite heavily relied on at the moment (to lose), me and 6 others today were under 20.

i cant believe you havent mentioned my dive yet  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  that was lush, i jumped about 2 metres in the air.`

Oh yeah..... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Choks was going mad at the ref for a few seconds...then just burst out laughing....for a minute then I actually thought you were Didier Drogba :wink:

We had 2.......20 and under players.....

to be fair mateyboy didnt touch the ball, and i nicked it past him and he caught me. i'm just so hard that his legs couldnt bring me down, so i had to do a somersault to prove it.

So the bassett 6-a-side starts again thurs. I'm feelin confident for a league winners medal this year

Our abbey meads sunday started 3 weeks ago....3 wins out of 3...

we finished mid table last season as we took over from a team half way through who had 1 point and a -54 goal difference, we finished on 17 points (8 straight wins) and +18 goal difference.

We were pretty shit Sunday and won I think 11-2

Just to let you know that the team I was looking at forming won't be going ahead now as the Swindon FA aren't taking any more new teams for next season  :x

cool, who do you play for now....we might need a new keeper next season...

Ours looks set to turn pro  :(

I play for West Swindon...who's your team?

Yup, it sure does.
Come on Fork Hall Skill  :wink:  (The team i'm in).

AFC Royston....Division 6, soon to be 5 we thinks...

We won 5-0 tonight  :beers:

My team lost 6-0  :(  We're called Real Fubar in the thursday league.

The official results show we only lost 5-0, so don't tell anyone  :wink:

We lost 1-0 to Mighty Wanders.....It was our first ever game playing competitively with one another, so thats our excuse  :wink:
I had a shot from just over half way, on my left foot, which fizzed just over the bar :? beat the keeper a treat! Probably one of our best chances throughout the match! And i was playing at the back  :roll:

Ha..I saw that. That team is my sunday team and are totally shit. We are second!  :beers:

They weren't to bad. We just couldnt attack very well....I was the spikey haired kid, playing at the back....that number 18 that plays for them is a cunt, though! He cropped me when i was shielding the ball! Bastard.

I think we have Athletico 1308, tonight for 6 a side...should be fun..
You got a game tonight STFCfan?

I played in the 6-a-side league end of last year at Bassett (Churchill FC). I was top scorer for them (9 in 13 games)! Not bad for a defender who is overweight.
I haven't played this league at all as I fucked my ankle up in January, and it's still not right.....it's doing my head in.

i was contemplating playing tonight, but 9:30 kick off, I can't be arsed.

We just finished a works game....desktops vs networks....I work for neither but play for Desktops....up front first half...didnt get any service...1-0 down at half time....played sweeper 2nd half....won 3-2

I did play tonight..first time since beginning of Jan. Won 5-1 :)

Ah right, were you playing on the far pitch?
We had a game at 8.30, but stayed on to get in a bit more practice. Not that we need it as we nailed Athletico 1308 3-0  :wink:  And i scored  :D
Naturally a defender, but surged forward, then recieved a laid off ball, which i then struck with my left, into the back of the net  8)
We could have won 6-7 nil, if our shooting was any good....

We (Real Fubar) won 4-2 last night against West Swindon Athletic. Our first victory  :D

The whining little gits never stopped moaning to the ref  :x

does anyone play in the chippenham and district sunday league?

Were you the team in the white on the far left pitch practicing in the near goal? We were up the opposite end (the overweight guys in blue) practicing before our match.

There were two teams in white that were practising on the far left pitch. One was us and the others were some younger kids....
We were practising on the far left pitch after our game, about 9 ish.
What time did your game kick off?

Are you the other team that plays in white?

Played our 4th match last night, in the thursday 6 a side league. We played Real Fubar, which i believe is sam stfc's team?

I have to say, how we did not win that match, i don't know!

I have to agree with phil we should have won last night, because i played well and had about 4 shots on target, but the keeper was good. And they didnt even have a shot against our keeper, and the only work our keeper had to do was to collect my dodgy pass back

Haha yeh! Now that was funny! I should have scored last night  :? took it passed three of there players, was through on goal and their keeper managed to save it....Thats why i play in defence....

wahey, apparently we've just been promoted from Divvy 6 to Divvy 5....

yea well, we're wiltshire county prem on saturdays next season so nerrrrrrr  :P

played in that calne tournament today at bremhill whatsitcalled, we had two teams in it, my team got knocked out in the semis by some team from leicester.

we had some brazilians in the squad... few of their names; denilson, mario and adriano and that is no word of a lie (not the real ones though)

I bet those Brazillians werent quite as good as that Danaldo that played for them the other week, down the right....he was ace  :D

Cup semi final a week Thursday in the Bassett League :)

Beat top of the table 2-1 also last week, their only defeat of the season, and I scored :dance:
We finished third, not too bad considering most of us are overweight.

who do u play for? and who did you beat?

Was it Infosy's LTD that you beat? If so, they play in our league too and beat us 2-0 a few weeks back....A good side, so your team mustn't be to bad to beat them.
I think we're currently 4th....

Yeah, Infosys. Chuffed with my goal, a volley into the top corner, which isn't that easy in them little fucking goals.

What team do you play for? We are Churchill

I play for PSV. We also beat Infosys but only in the cup, we lost to them in the league.

We're shit and overweight and we made the semi final in the cup too, Bassett is ace. I used to play at Dorcan on Mondays and that was different class.

Yeah, I was hoping the guy running our team was going to put a team in the Dorcan league, but he isn't :( I am going to miss playing in a league.
Just 2 mins down the road for me also, instead of 15 mins to Bassett.
Are we (Churchill) playing you in the cup semi-final next Thursday?

I play in the Summer League, but on the same day as you.  We're called Fork Hall Skill.
We've been given the option to join the league you are in for the next season, so may be playing against you sometime (presuming your team re-enter).

Hmmm....

our sunday league team got promoted

Dexs sunday league team got relegated

happy days \ :D /

Were now the manor so southbrook got promoted too, league three now!

I don't know who we're playing in the cup semi-final, is it this Thursday?

In the group for the cup if we drew with the team we were playing in the final game then infosys would be knocked out of the cup, needless to say the game ended 1-1.

league 3, fair play....didnt you finish 2nd bottom as well!!

Nationwide went down, so we play them next season....most of our team are Nationwiders anyways....

still....of all the names....the manor.... :shock:

sunday league football is sooooo last season

Don't think you got a chance of getting a game now sonshine!!   Oh and check your emails, got one from Weekends direct i'll forward to you.  Makes funny reading!!   :soapy tit wank:

Do you have a game tomorrow Ginginho? Apparently we dont as they called it off because of the England game....Which is fair enough.

Anyone know of any 5 a-side leagues (indoor or out) in Swindon?

Our next game is either next Thursday (22nd) or the Thursday after.
The semi-final may have been moved...i'm waiting to find out.  :roll:

Come on mate, I keep telling you I retired end of last season, I need to sleep in on Sundays as im getting on in life.  5 a side is my game now!

Just read the email, I blame spencer for setting off the extinguisers!!!

You crazy guys :-))(

Last season when we beat you 2-1 to send you down  8)

dodgy keepa!!!!

Retired or Retarded??  I'd get your playstation out cos don't forget i've seen you play 5-a-side as well!! Where you watching the game later?