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Oxford's last 7 home games (Excluding FA Cup v Eastbourne)

Oxford Utd 0 - 2 Darlington
Oxford Utd 0 - 3 Shrewsbury
Oxford Utd 0 - 1 Lincoln City
Oxford Utd 1 - 2 Cheltenham (FA Cup)
Oxford Utd 2 - 3 Grimsby
Oxford Utd 1 - 0 Leyton Orient
Oxford Utd 0 - 3 Wrexham

That, my friends, is relegation form without a doubt.

I didn't realise things were that bad..

you missed out Rushden!!!!

Oxford 0 -Rushden 3

Lets all have a disco, lets all have a disco la la la la  :dance:

I'll be fair to them, it was at Rushden!

And Rushden were bottom of the league.  :wink:

Oxford  :fu:

I don't want them to be relegated.

If we were to be relegated this season (and I'm certainly not in the 'We're definitely going down' - VD camp) the ONLY good thing to come out of it would be two definite matches against the scum next season.

8 points of relegation and all the teams below them have at least 1 game in hand....

The ideal scenario would be Accrington Stanley (who are they..)  to replace them.

Can't see it happening mind.

it'd be nice to play if we do go down, but as we're staying up it'd be great to see them back where they belong :nod:

If they go down im not going at all next year..

whats the point :(

Quite right Yeovil. I'm not going to any Oxford games next year if they go down either.

E-I-E-I-E-I-O
GRAHAM RIX IS A PAEDO
ALLSOPP LIKES BANANAS
BEAUCHAMP IS A TWAT
YOUR ALL WANKERS
YOUR ALL WANKERS
WHAT D'YOU THINK OF THAT?


Hope they finish 22nd.

home games dickhead

it's all down to one man.

we sell hackett (21) for £20k to hibs and davies (20) to verona (can't find a fee, probably another tiny figure) and replace them with non-leaguers. bradbury is not being played because he's got one of those 30 game contract renewal clauses and has appeared 29 times.

he's just continually minimising costs and its going to destroy this club eventually.

Cheers for that but considering they lost three nil against a team bottom of the league its nice to give that a mention too.

Davies was sold to Verona  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Dont come on here and start shooting your mouth off you cunt!! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dick

You fucking tell him PHIL!!!

 8)

he can say what he likes PHIL!!!! - he's a closet Town supporter

Yeah but why call someone a 'dickhead' just because that person said that Oxford got stuffed by a team who were bottom? Thats what im on about.

No you didn't!! :nono:

Yes it was Hearts scummer.

YEAH!!!!!! GO PHIL!!!!! HE'S A RIGHT PONCE YOU CAN HAVE HIM!!!!!!!

As i've mentioned on another thread,i was listening to radio poxford on Saturday,and a pox fan[ :soapy tit wank: ] phoned in and said that the team the pox replaced when they came into the league was Accrington and he could see the reverse happening :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I would love to see the pox go down :dance:  ,sod missing out on the DERBY with them,i doubt its going to happen though :(

where's the joke there, spuddy?

yeah alright it was hearts. it was going to be hibs but they gazumped em.


you're a big strong man PHIL!!!!

id love it if they did ..

In all fairness I am a dickhead as I didn't see the home games bit and tried to dig myself out of the hole (not very well)

Cheers for noticing it and making me look silly Oxford_fan!  :stupid:

no problem, anyone with half a brain knows i'm not serious anyway (i hope)

I knew that  :mrgreen:

i think you got the wrong end of the stick.

i AM an oxford fan.

My sources tell me differently!

is that red or brown sauces? :?

I AM A PLANK.

STFCLady yesterday:

http://www.ragweedforge.com/wood.jpg

:mrgreen:

some slightly more encouraging news from the fans forum tonight; kassam has disclosed that there are 3 parties interested in buying the club, one of which has made an offer which he will reject. he's selling the club and the stadium together (good) and should have some firm news in a fortnight.

the sooner FK goes the better.

That's great news OF! :|

is he selling for more than £1 this time?

Yes apparently he's bumped it up to a whole £2 now.  :?

I reckon you could make some extra money by utilising the 4th side for social housing and a leisure complex :wink:

Oh joy. I'll await the news of the sell out with bated fucking breath :-))(

http://www.oxfordshireforums.co.uk/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=36735

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Surely that's a joke thread?

Is anyone really going to stump up that sort of money for the love of the club?

Central news tonight was quite funny, loads of them going mental. And to be fair, they had a good turnout, 1000 for a fans meeting. I think our fans are too traumatised to turn out like that. If we keep our ears closed the debt might go away sort of thing.

They might be unspectacular under Kassam, but he does offer security. Surely the problem there is a lack of a 'Devlin'. A football man who can make things happen you didnt think possible. Signing Mooney was possibly the only stroke theyve pulled off in the last 5 years. Hes the only oxford player I can recall ever wanting at Swindon in that whole time. And even with Mooney they slumped, which was an achievement in itself, cos he is one of THE most useful lower league strikers around. They wanted Lee Peacock (and offered more £££) but he came here because to be quite frank weve got a lot more about us as a club. Ex players have enjoyed their stay here much more (just look at Mooney). Our home atmosphere is vastly superior. Weve consistantly signed better players.

I think if Stockport start winning then they should shit themselves. Because on form they are one of the worst sides around. Id like to see them go down to the conference myself. Be well funny.

Riiiiiight.

£8-12m for a league 2 club eh??? (+£500k - £1m running costs)

Looks like the Pox will be stuck with old Firoz for quite some time then. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

its the stadium which they've got to pay for you 'tards, an asset built for £15m a few years ago isn't really going to be cheap, is it?mmmm no he doesn't.

yes, he has money, but there's no way he will ever invest any more than is absolutely necessary. just because you've got some financial resources doesn't mean you can't get relegated. we're not too far off that.

we've got no proper management team (talbot basically has to get on with it), coaching (about 3 ex-players), scouting (none - if talbot wants to know about opposition he has to go and see them play himself), training facilities (we've been moving sites (random pitches) for years), or general organisation at the club. players come here and are fucked around so now we can only attract non-leaguers and those looking for one last chance in league football.

there's no future with FK unless he hands over the running of the club to a CEO. strong rumours of a jim smith consortium, which would be superb.

What's with the crazy big writing?

OF, who is going to be crazy enough to invest that kind of cash? There's no way the Bald Eagle has that kind of cash lying around :wink:

That's the same as us.   :D

We only have two ex-players as coaches though and one managing the team!  To be fair as well they also run the reserves, youth set-up and the centre of excellence.

I may be wrong but even just two years back we had 5 or 6 people doing all of those jobs.

We don’t have a scout to piss in although one was promised a few years back.  We even had a mad bloody Kiwi woman running the club at the start of the season

smith is mates with the harlequins chairman who will finance it i believe.

at d3 we lose 500k/1m a year, but we'd be profitable from the top of div2 upwards i reckon.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: yeah right!

But if rumours are to believed, Jim Smith is taking over about 35 clubs in the next few months with his 'consortium'.

Gap to relagation down to 3 points. Come on Oxford, do the right thing tonight - roll over and die.

I will refer to some sex pistols lyrics, **clears throat**

No future, no future, no future for you!!!!!

I would love Oxford to go down, especially after all the abuse we used to get earlier in the season from scummers.  Never quite understood how teams in a lower league take the piss about team from a higher league.

We are vastly superior to Oxford and will continue to be so, whilst we remain in a higher division, not hard to figure out is it?

If they loose tonight they really are in the shit!

Oxford United 0 Macclesfield 1. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: thats funny

1 - 1 now unfortunately! :evil:

1-1 now

Damn them! Equalising barstewards.

I like to see them in the football league, it's easier to keep a comedic eye on them.
Where's the fun in having a rival two leagues below you? It's like when QPR sang anti-Chelsea chants when we wen to Loftus Road  :-))(

 Do you think Reading fans will be singing "stand up if you hate Swindon" next season when they're in the Prem?  Somehow don't think so.

I think the people who go to the games at the Mad next season are more likely to be asking the folk sitting next to them 'who are Reading's rivals mate?' and 'ooooh I like the new Man United away shirt'.

No more like "What's this place called Elm Park?"  :wanker:

On 606 last night there was a Reading fan who phoned up saying "oh to be quite honest Spoony we're already there and i think we'll do well next year in the Premiership, the only person who hasnt scored this season is the Right back and he's still got time do that!".

I really hate it when people talk like that. It makes me want to smash their head in with a brick.

Agreed.

The bloke who works next to me is from Reading but obviously supports Man Utd.

The other month he tells me that his mate has applied for a Reading half season ticket so he can get one next season, "yeah that sounds about right for those Plastic cunts!" was my reply.