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Not allowed anyone over 70, we're looking for shocks here people.  I'm going for.....

.....George Best.  

Gillette Sports Saturday will have a special tribute, Rodney Marsh will cry, Jeff Stelling with knock one out as he reports, that's only the sixth ex-Northern Irish international to die in the last year, as the director feeds him this info in his ear.

Get your predictions in now!!

Trisha - stabbed to death on live TV by one of her chavvy guests

does andy king qualify?

Bollocks should have went for Andy Fordham!!!  School boy error!!

Prince Harry, attacked by Spurs fans.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrice

Alex Ferguson, Arsne wenger is going to stab him and give him teh super aids as OJ says

I like the odds on George Best myself.

Harry Redknapp on his return to Pompy

he will die wanking on the loo

I hope its Tony Blair, and i hope its very slow and debilitating.

If not then it would have to be Richard Arnold who presents "the planets funniest animals". Dunno why cause hes great and the show is even better than him.

richard whitely

might be gazza, you know

If Ant or Dec died, what do you reckon would happen to the survivor?  Surely his TV career would be finished.  You can't have Ant without Dec and vice versa can ya?  Maybe the surviving one would do the right thing and commit suicide, on TV.

Just a thought.

Ooooh Gazza, good shout!!  That's what we're looking for, real shocks.  The kind of death that gives you that fucking hell feeling!!

Like if Chesney out of Corrie died - that'd be a proper tragedy.

hang on a second! nobody has mentioned wayne rooney! it wont b long b4 he explodes but then again the same could b said of brain howard! or maybe rooney will get stabbed by a mad scouser!

no he will have a bizzare accident with a mobile phone that has ben thrown at him. The radiation will cook his potato head and feed loads of hungry fans at half time

We should have a townend dead pool.

You pick 10 celbrities you think will die in 2005.

cant remember the rules of this so I will check now

Todd Carty

Morrissey

"Morrisey"

That'd be too cool

oh i would luv it 2 b morrisy! plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

an peeeeeaaaaaaaathe american one? that's the cheesiest show ever. they add sound effects in to the clips and the laughter after his awful jokes is the most blatant dubbing......

....but i do see how that makes it a fucking great show

I have consulted the cards and..

Davina Mcall will fall out of a hot air baloon landing on Deirdre from Coronation St  The world of Showbiz will be in mourning This will happen  15/18/05 at 11.22 :(

he hasn't got aids in real life you know

he's already dead you know. in the bill they use the latest CGI to bring him back to life

fuck off you Morrissey hating cunts I'll ban you all

ooooh, hand bags  :soapy tit wank:

We didn't say we hated him, just said it'd be good to see him dead.    :twisted:

come on...morrissey has forgiven in jesus, you can forgive us  :wink:

look how sad you've made him

http://smiths.arcaneoldwardrobe.com/images/moz/column.jpg

He looks quite happy. Maybe he wants to die.

is that the picture you tommy over every night?  :D   :wink:

Let's hope he hasn't got the choice.

And if SY does tommy over that pic he needs help, quick!!

must be the shirt he is wearing that turns him on  :D

no wonder he looks sad

This is getting horrible, let's get back to predicting people dying.  

Pele.  Then we won't have to listen his shit views on football.  "By the year 2000 an african nation will have won the world cup", great footballer, but his opinions have less foundation than J1mmy's!!

I suppose at your age you get embarrassed talking about wanking and stuff.   :wink:

I'm not too old to talk about my antics with my two wheel love custard cannon!!  Although I have heard it could affect  :shock:

just imaging jan...when your vision deteriorates and you have your beer goggles on you could pull any old thing. Even Ana Matronic

no it's this one

http://smiths.arcaneoldwardrobe.com/images/moz/live/topless01.jpg

now my avatar does seem appropriate?  :shock:

ha ha ha you all make me laugh so much  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

thank you. I put it down to those 'funny pills' i have been taking

http://edisto.cofc.edu/~ndenniso/bottle.jpg

Tom One Leg Mooney will die this year. :beers

I think it's a toss up between Gascoigne and Maradonna.

I personally think George Best will live 'til he's 100.  The man has to be indestructable!

Diego Maradona's worth a pop

I'm going with Maradonna or an F1 driver so I'll go with Ralf.

You were right! how spooky. I take it that was just a guess Si Pi and you didn't really know?

Thats scary as fuck. I remember this thread. Why the fuck did i say Prince Harry??!  :?

This is a bit of a strange thread!If I posted a celebritys name and they actually did die I might feel responsible! :|

Quality Si-Pi!!  You deserve a beer for that mate.  Unbelievable!!!  Well done son.

Ralphy should be glad Harry hasn't died, if he does then any internet digging could throw him up as a conspiracy suspect. :|

Who said George best?  He is in intensive care  :shock:

I'd be questioned by MI5  8)

Where did you hear that?

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1197652,00.html

Sky news!!  It was janaage that said George Best  :shock:

ozzy osbourne

Pete Doherty gets slaughtered by an axe wielding homicidal maniac called Archie.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4304964.stm

Janaage = Septic Peg?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4307216.stm

It's goodnight from him.....

Unfortunately, it looks as though Best is getting better.  The twat.

that cunt should never have got a fuckin transplant, when you see the people i see everyday who cant get one then im sure you would agree.

fuckin waste of a life

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  that would have made him laugh too, RIP Ronnie

I 100% agree with you there Mex.  He got that fucking organ solely because of his fame.  Some other person who'd have made a better use of it should have got that long before he got it.

Bloke's a waster, great footballer, but a fucking wife beating waster.

Hence i want him to die.

I loved the 2 Ronnies when I was younger, but Open all Hours was fucking shit.  Bloke with a lisp running a shop, with a shit till.  That was it??  God knows why it was so popular.

RIP The Funny Ronnie.  Corbett was shite too, especially when he used to tell those stories sat in the black chair.

it should be on his headstone. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

that would be ace.

RIP Ronnie

Magic will back me up here.

Ronnie Barker used to own an antique shop here in Chipping Norton.  He lives or did live down the road in a little village called Dean.

I thought you were a club manager mex? Do you work in a hospital too?

Well he's in and out of hospital all the time...

Im glad someone else thinks like that cos i totally agree, he should never have got one. :evil:

http://home.skysports.com/list.asp?hlid=320210&CPID=8&clid=&lid=4163&title=Best+'fighting+for+life'

Sounds like he may well be on his way out

Best is a waster anyway.

So true!, waste of space.

Still, he is someone's dad.  Waster or not.

That liver could have gone to a lot of people more deserving.  Therefore i want him to survive and suffer for years to come, and hopefully think hard avout the chance of life he deprived someone of.

You're an evil fucker Mr Blackcurrant.

Maybe i am?  It just annoys me that i know of people who would kill for the chance he got, and would have made a proper go of it. It just doesn't seem fair.

Agree with this guy, he seems to have similar views on this, to my own viewpoint

I hear your pain Dave.  Seriously I know what you're saying and I agree he really has fucked up but when some gets this ill you can't help feeling a little sorry for the bloke and his family.

Yeah, i kinda get that. Everyone who cares about him must be going through hell.

Shock value I'm going for Kate Moss - overdose, suicide or suspicious car accident.

Need predictions for christmas - someone always goes at christmas

For 2006 - Duke of Edinburgh (he's 85 now) - electrocuted by a fuse box that was put in by a Indian...

Remember his gaffes: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1848553.stm

Christmas Death - Nana Moon

Paul Gascoigne - After a heavy bender with jimmy five bellies he chucks himself off the tyne bridge.

Hasn't he just got the Kettering job?

Has he ?

Make that jump off bridge on the M1 then.

After a bender with Kinky Tom in Northampton.

:D

Best can rot in hell! wanker!

bit harsh on old bestie. sure he has ruined himself, but a life is still a life.

Feel sorry for him but as said above it really annoys me as well that someone else could have had that kidney and not been wasted when he started drinking again.

After seeing the news earlier it seems it's not looking good, the next 12 hours are crucial.

what a waste of space that bloke has been since he stopped playing football. all he's done is drink drink drink!

he is, but harsh to come out saying, die die die!!!

exactly johno

he's got a disease and he needs help, be it cancer or alcoholism

maybe it is a bit!  :|

Im not sure I should post these as I can be a bit of a curse .... but im going for 2 shock ones in the next year

Number 1 - Kylie Minogue - shes very ill and I dont think she will get over it

and

Number 2 - Robbie Williams - probably suicide but maybe not?? Might be a John Lennon waiting to happen whilst he lives in LA! :-))(

i really, really hope your second guess is right! i cannot stand that twat!

best is slowly recovering anyway so he may not be next

Respect. All that I can say.
No one deserves to die, unless it's Saddam, Bin Laden, J1mmy?

Lots of people deserve to die, in my eyes.

How are you going to get them in your eyes?

haven't thought it through, have i?

Maybe Best didin't deserve the liver, but it really is a waste of it if he dies.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1203182,00.html?f=dta

:shock:  jan has been putting arsenic in his drip

Bloody hell  :shock:

I can't imagine being that addicted to something that when you've been told it's killing you and you end up like that, you still cannot stop.

I feel pretty guilty about starting this thread.

Fuck I just realised I got mine right. I was only pissing around. I feel bad now  :(

 :shock:

does si pi win a prize?

A wreath and a go on Vorderman.

Best doesn't look to be long of this world.  I'll have a fiver and a tequilla  on him please sickos.

http://www.ntlworld.com/sport/football_news_en_pr.php?page_zone=223.1.3&storyid=13285397

Not looking good at all for Best at the moment.

I'm going for Daniel O'Donnell-choking on his own vomit surrounded by a dwarf an orange and a dominatrix

All betting on George Best suspended.....

Bump. Jade goody or Patrick Swayzee could be close. 8)

yawn!!

!

Richard Whiteley is the very reason I don't play these games anymore :(

Crikey you predicted the death of Richard Whitley. That is actually quite scarey :eek: What else do you know?
I have a funny feeling something might happen with Paul Daniels dont know why.