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Title: The bloke, the ostrich and the cat Post by: Ralphy on Friday, January 13, 2006, 13:21:06 A bloke, an Ostrich and a cat walk in a pub.
They walk to the bar and the bloke says ''pint for me, pint for the Ostrich and a Whiskey for the cat''. Barman thinks it's abit odd but pours the drinks. They all sit down and the bloke and ostrich down their pints and the cat downs his whiskey and slams the glass down. The ostrich gets up and walks to the bar. ''pint for me, pint for the bloke and a whiskey for the cat'' Barman pours the drinks. Ostrich sits down with them again and they all knock their drinks back. ''Right your round'' the bloke says to the cat. ''fuck off' says the cat. The bloke shrugs his shoulders and walks up to the bar. ''same again'' he says. Barman says ''excuse me, how come you and the Ostrich bought a round but the cat didn't'' ?? Bloke says ''well the other day an old lady was crossing the road with her shopping and i helped her carry the bags. It turned out she was my fairy godmother and she granted me a wish. I asked for a bird with long legs and a tight pussy'' !! Title: The bloke, the ostrich and the cat Post by: fatbury on Friday, January 13, 2006, 13:23:21 wished i hadnt started reading that one out loud!
Title: The bloke, the ostrich and the cat Post by: Ralphy on Friday, January 13, 2006, 13:40:10 Were there people present then fatbury? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: The bloke, the ostrich and the cat Post by: fatbury on Friday, January 13, 2006, 13:51:52 yeah and one was a woman!
Title: The bloke, the ostrich and the cat Post by: Sade on Friday, January 13, 2006, 16:18:01 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Made me laugh alot!
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