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Title: The Monkey Post by: Whits on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:36:01 Yes its a real monkey, it lives at yeovils.
its taking news from other websites and posting it here so that you can see all the latest headlines from around the web. I'm currently trying to filter out some of the crap it seems to be supplying :? bare with me 8) Title: The Monkey Post by: Compo on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:37:18 Thanks
Title: The Monkey Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:38:05 he seems a harmless monkey at the moment.
as long as he's not from Germany he can stay Title: The Monkey Post by: Whits on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:49:09 i'm pretty sure its german, however because hes at yeovils he may end up being a drunken monkey :D
Title: The Monkey Post by: yeo on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:51:52 He tried to nick my Jaffa cakes I have to discipline him.
Shall I spank my Monkey? Title: The Monkey Post by: Sussex on Monday, January 2, 2006, 21:53:31 What happens if Tommy gets the horn! Could be interesting :?
Title: The Monkey Post by: Bennett on Monday, January 2, 2006, 22:32:36 will the monkey end up having to testify in yeovils impending trial?
Title: The Monkey Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 2, 2006, 22:52:41 Quote from: "Sussex Red" What happens if Tommy gets the horn! Could be interesting :? Yeovil will wana get involved and that WOULD be nastyTitle: The Monkey Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 00:38:29 Are Mr Monkey's updates all coming from here Whitsy?....
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/newsfeed/?name=Swindon+Town Title: The Monkey Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 07:29:57 no, they want to charge for the updates from there :x
Title: The Monkey Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 19:46:51 Questions About Monkey(FAO Whits, Yeovil)
1. Will you start bringing NM to games, or will he be too busy gathering news for us? 2. If you do bring him to games, will you dress him up in STFC clobber? 3. Do you think you could pass him off as an abnormally hairy child, and get him a cheap ticket? 4. Will he4 be putting in appearances at the CGH/Merlin on matchdays? 5. Can he become Official Club Mascot? (i)He'd be better than Rockin' Robin. (ii)We could be known throughout the land as "the Monkeys" 8) (iii)When the opposition thrash us, they will roll out "spanking the monkeys" jibes, which we can respond to by calling them wankers. Questions For Monkey(FAO News Monkey) 1. Do you enjoy your job? Or is it driving you bananas? 2. Is Yeovil treating you well? Does he ply you with alcohol? Does he supply a pirelli for you to pretend to be back in the jungle? 3. Are you an orphan monkey? If not, do you miss your family? Are they in Whipsnade Zoo? Title: The Monkey Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 19:59:26 Quote 1. Will you start bringing NM to games, or will he be too busy gathering news for us? He will only come out for big games where it might kick off bnut he is on a banning order so will have to be 10 miles from the ground Quote 2. If you do bring him to games, will you dress him up in STFC clobber? hes a casual Monkey,Lacoste,One True Saxon,Si that sort of thing Quote 3. Do you think you could pass him off as an abnormally hairy child, and get him a cheap ticket? no need see question 1 Quote 4. Will he4 be putting in appearances at the CGH/Merlin on matchdays? Not allowed that close probably find him the Groves on the Bandits Quote 5. Can he become Official Club Mascot? Ive bloody told you hes on a ban Title: The Monkey Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:00:39 what was he banned for?
Title: The Monkey Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:00:46 He obviously never told Whits about the ban when he got the Job.
Hope this wont effect his position. Title: The Monkey Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:02:04 He had it with a yellow transit van full of Hartlepool last year.
He hates them they hung his Grandad. :D Title: The Monkey Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 20:03:38 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" He had it with a yellow transit van full of Hartlepool last year. Bastards!He hates them they hung his Grandad. :D Title: The Monkey Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 21:47:19 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" He had it with a yellow transit van full of Hartlepool last year. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: He hates them they hung his Grandad. :D i'm going to buy a monkey to take to away games in his honour. Title: The Monkey Post by: DiV on Wednesday, January 4, 2006, 11:53:49 nice to see the itv digital monkey got himself a new job finally!!
Title: The Monkey Post by: News Monkey on Friday, January 6, 2006, 08:27:03 http://www.houseoftheorangemonkey.co.uk/monkey/trips/images/trip7803a.jpg
monkey on tour Title: The Monkey Post by: larwood on Friday, January 6, 2006, 10:05:56 Quote monkey on tour :soapy tit wank: Can i just say that this is absolutely inspired,the brilliance of the peeps invovled on the tef astounds me.Well done everyone :clap: |