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Title: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 11:50:54 1. we are having a big night tonight, but the only way i can get to marlborugh is to drive... can't afford a taxi by myself... suggestions?
2. having taken the law into my own hands and walked out of work yesterday an hour early, i'm being hauled up in front of HR today. what to do? Title: Re: solve my problems Post by: red macca on Friday, December 23, 2005, 11:57:14 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" 1. we are having a big night tonight, but the only way i can get to marlborugh is to drive... can't afford a taxi by myself... suggestions? 1)cant u share a cab or get some one else to drive.2. having taken the law into my own hands and walked out of work yesterday an hour early, i'm being hauled up in front of HR today. what to do? 2)heard some very bad news dont go into reasons though,,act very sad start rubbing your eyes now should be very red soon :D Title: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 11:58:07 1. no, unfortunately... the best i can think of is to sleep in my car 8)
2. good plan :grin: Title: solve my problems Post by: red macca on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:06:33 1)just drink all night ...
Title: solve my problems Post by: Foggy on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:09:14 Dont sleep in your car if you are pissed and have the keys about your person,you will get nicked .
Title: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:11:17 Quote from: "Foggy" Dont sleep in your car if you are pissed and have the keys about your person,you will get nicked . Yeah, my old man pointed this out. It's a load of bollocks, that law. Surely if I'm asleep in the passenger seat with the keys in my pocket, it's pretty fucking obvious I'm not driving. Title: solve my problems Post by: Foggy on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:13:42 Dont forget its coppers that you are dealing with ,they are not trained to have independent thoughts .
Title: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:14:53 If I stick the keys in the glove compartment, does that constitute having them about my person?
Fucking oinks. They're getting some abuse tonight. Title: solve my problems Post by: Piemonte on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:17:56 put the keys in the boot
Title: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:19:40 Fuck it I'll drive home. Only have 5 or 6.
Title: solve my problems Post by: red macca on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:25:28 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Fuck it I'll drive home. Only have 5 or 6. i know your joking.but anyway this time of year is the worse time to risk itTitle: solve my problems Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 12:28:48 Yeah, it was crawling with police cars last night, can only imagine it'll be worse tonight with it being Friday.
We got ID'd by 2 uniformed officers last night, we told them to piss off :? Still it's not up to them is it? Title: solve my problems Post by: jim on Friday, December 23, 2005, 15:58:25 Quote from: "Foggy" Dont forget its coppers that you are dealing with ,they are not trained to have independent thoughts . Apart from the fact that its illegal to be in charge of a vehicle whilst incapable through drink or drugs. Title: solve my problems Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 23, 2005, 16:03:37 This is why DMR wants to spend a night in a Marlborough car park
REPORTS circulating in Marlborough of young teenage girls selling sex to lorry drivers in the town's main car park are untrue , police commander Insp Jerry Dawson told the town council on Monday. There have been rumours in the town for some weeks that girls as young as 12 had been seen getting into the cabs of lorries and cars parked in the George Lane car park. Title: solve my problems Post by: Sussex on Friday, December 23, 2005, 16:09:48 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" There have been rumours in the town for some weeks that girls as young as 12 had been seen getting into the cabs of lorries and cars Isn't Walrus' ex at Uni in Bristol though? Doesn't hang about does she! Title: solve my problems Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, December 23, 2005, 16:11:06 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" There have been rumours in the town for some weeks that girls as young as 12 had been seen getting into the cabs of lorries and cars Isn't Walrus' ex at Uni in Bristol though? Title: solve my problems Post by: walrus on Friday, December 23, 2005, 16:20:25 :mrgreen:
Dave just drink and drive you queer! Don't sleep in your car, it never works, you'll end up driving... Title: solve my problems Post by: Sussex on Friday, December 23, 2005, 16:40:38 Dave, at the end of the night, get yourself arrested.
Supplying class A drugs seems to work.* Wait for the police to nick you and not only will you get a lift back to Devizes, you'll also get a bed for the night and a nice fryup in the morning. This was in 1991 though, but I'm sure the fryup is just as nice these days. * Disclaimer: So my mate reckons |