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Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Reeves for King on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:13:02 A man trying to fight a cash machine :D :shock:
(A Natwest one) Then he started on a bin. (He was drunk I think) :D Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Bennett on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:14:21 leggett tells us he's off to work, but....
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:18:48 Quote from: "bennett" leggett tells us he's off to work, but.... :grin: The funniest thing I've seen was one of my mates, in his drunkeness, trying to put on his sisters knickers. Innit, Ian. Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Bennett on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:33 can we have a run down of your top 5 funniest things please?
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:51 btw, he still plays the "I don't remember it" card
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Reeves for King on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:22:47 Someone I know bouncing off a trampoline and into a pond a Dave's old house was pretty funny.
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:24:02 Quote from: "bennett" can we have a run down of your top 5 funniest things please? Of recent memory... 5. Me, Carver and Parker singing racist songs in the kebab shop "I'd rather be a paki than a turk" 4. A taxi driver boring hilary to sleep on the way home, but waking up in time to puke on the car. 3. Parker driving round a garage forecourt, all the pumps are out of order except one, which, in his haste to get there first, Parker smashes into it and breaks it. 2. Walking from Marlborugh football club to the nightclub at 12.30am, stopping at this fence to wind up this Alsation dog that's going mad with the "easy" chant then legging it 1. The sister/knicker incident above Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:24:49 Quote from: "Reeves for King" Someone I know bouncing off a trampoline and into a pond a Dave's old house was pretty funny. "He's in the pond" Was that the night we got bollocked by the coppers? Tis a bit hazy :| Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Bennett on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:25:23 what an eventful life! worst five now please
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Reeves for King on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:25:28 The 1st one wasnt me cock boy, it was pecker in the club too.
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:26:18 Quote from: "Reeves for King" The 1st one wasnt me cock boy, it was pecker in the club too. I know. Funny as, though. They wouldn't let him in with that maids outfit :grin: Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:27:33 Quote from: "bennett" what an eventful life! worst five now please Too many, the Ellie Footman incident stands out. Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Bennett on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:29:26 who is ellie footman? did u try to fist her, the guts go everywhere?
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: DMR on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:30:15 I refute that anything happened
Title: Saw one of the funniset things I have seen tonight Post by: Bennett on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:32:27 i'm afraid your lawyer has briefed you poorly mr russel. you've already admitted there's been some form of incident involving an ellie footman so you may aswell save us all some time and effort by telling us the story.
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