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Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: my-velocity on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:20:13
Preety good

You: Hey

Girl (hopefully its a girl): Hey

You: Did you know that i have a magic watch on right now?

Girl: No i didnt

You: Well, it is so magical, it can tell whether anyone is wearing underwear or not.

Girl: Really.

You: Yea, and right now its saying...(look at watch)... you arent wearing any!

Girl: But i am wearing underwear!

You: Oh, i almost forgot, its 10 minutes fast.


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:22:44
made me chuckle....then i stopped.


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: my-velocity on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:25:30
Well apparently it's the best ever according to www.rottentomato.com


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:26:32
really? won't be going on there then.

its a good chat up line though i guess.


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 20:28:25
I wouldn't go that far, I mean how can it be better than "I've got to say you've got beautiful eyes so let me put my hand between your thighs"


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:01:23
What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?.  :wink:


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:05:23
..would have pulled me!!!


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, December 22, 2005, 21:19:20
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?.  :wink:


Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'... :mrgreen:


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Reeves for King on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:19:58
Uh....
Fancy a fuck/shag.


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Compo on Friday, December 23, 2005, 00:38:49
sounds good, just excuse my 8 month pregnant wife and everything is ok


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, December 23, 2005, 02:34:08
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?.  :wink:


I've always been fucking rubbish at that. Find it easier to chat to a bird, let her talk and make sure I sound interested in what she's saying and I'm giving her my full attention. Doesn't work if you can't strike up some sort of conversation though.


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:00:13
That's about the best way to not pull.....


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Rossi on Friday, December 23, 2005, 03:57:52
Hurrah. I pulled a reindeer tonight. She had a nice pair of antlers \o/


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Spud on Friday, December 23, 2005, 06:05:01
Quote from: "stfcfan"
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
What happened to a good ol' fashioned eye contact and a swift shimmy up towards them on the dancefloor?.  :wink:


Fuck the dancing jsut point to the bar, and say 'Get the beers in then love!'... :mrgreen:



Oooooh your so masculine.  :)


Title: Good Chat Up Line
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 24, 2005, 20:33:48
[Me] I bet you I can make your breasts wobble without touching them
[Her] No you can't! Go on then try!
*Gropes breasts and make them wobble*
[Me] Sorry you were right, I couldn't.

 8)