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Title: Oh Betty! Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 03:40:06 I am drunk!
Andy says: One word Andy says: MUNTED Andy says: the great Willie Thorne Simon says says: willy is lovely Andy says: i'll quote that Simon says says: i cant believe i met DJ today Andy says: Simon says "Willy is lovely Simon says says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: quote it and love it Simon says says: i am munted Andy says: Lick my Arse Orifice Andy says: fair play boyo Simon says says: imoa Andy says: iron? Andy says: itch? Simon says says: yeah a steam iron Andy says: steam iron your arse off>? Simon says says: tbf i dont have a clue wtf i'm saying Andy says: soapy tit wank Andy says: truly munted and cunted Simon says says: i cant believe i met DJ tonight Andy says: that is mental Simon says says: we didnt even know who we were for ages Andy says: are you sure you didn't imagine it? Simon says says: im certain Simon says says: 100% Simon says says: i was fucked bit not 100% fucked at the time Simon says says: he's my coursemate's housemate's boyfriend (if that makes sense) Andy says: insanity Andy says: virtually Andy says: check out my new sig on townend btw Simon says says: the future's made of Simon says says: loving it Simon says says: i like the fadge not the willy in terms of sexuality though Andy says: soapy tit wank-fadge Andy says: vage surely? Andy says: as in regina vagina Simon says says: as in fadge-tastic Simon says says: i dont know what im doing Andy says: nor do i Andy says: know what you're doing Simon says says: i think i might roll soon for practice Andy says: a spliffter? Simon says says: cos im pretty rubbish at the mo Simon says says: yeah Andy says: nice, i haven't smoked weedage for weeks Simon says says: i have 15 squid on a quarter Andy says: Simon says says: tbf i have smoked a fair bit today Simon says says: so i should keep some back but i dont care Andy says: do it Andy says: do it Simon says says: im sorry im being a drunken spaz Andy says: i find it very funny Simon says says: it's like DMR but with weed and booze Andy says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: i love it also Simon says says: whits is the funniest when drunk Andy says: whits is fucking funny Simon says says: im pretty pruod i can still see and type Simon says says: *proud Andy says: he leaves drunken messages on me fone all the time Simon says says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: that's special Andy says: i feel special when he does it Simon says says: he used to nag me on msn when drunk Andy says: about what? Simon says says: about drinking Simon says says: and funnels Simon says says: and stuff Simon says says: jesus i dont even know what im on about Andy says: soapy tit wank Andy says: that'll be the drink Simon says says: i remember when i couldnt type post 12am Simon says says: but im good now Andy says: you're doing very well Si, i can understand it all Simon says says: yeah baby. 2moro will kill me. my housemates are buying me dirty pints in aid of my 21st Andy says: when is the big day? Simon says says: weds Andy says: how dirty are we talking? Simon says says: fuck knows Andy says: pints wise Andy says: soapy tit wank Andy says: it'll be dirtier than i Birdy post i'll bet Simon says says: apparently guiness, john smiths, stella, baileys etc Simon says says: all in one pint Andy says: yummy Simon says says: times how many they wanna buy Simon says says: bird is dirt Simon says says: quote that cos it rhymes Andy says: soapy tit wank Andy says: does it? Simon says says: i think it does Andy says: bird and dirt? Andy says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: dirt alert with the old bog bird Simon says says: *big Simon says says: not bog Simon says says: jesus im wrecked Andy says: she'll love that, i'm sure Simon says says: soapy tit wank if this was u i would be pissing my panties Andy says: hangs around mens toilets alot so i here Simon says says: i probably pulled her on tues Andy says: i'm getting cunted tomorrow, so you can rip it out of me then Andy says: sorry, today Andy says: tonight Simon says says: but i will be more munted so it wont matter Andy says: soapy tit wank Andy says: what a life Simon says says: i love it Andy says: i need to go vback to uni i think Simon says says: thats my new sig: 'i love it' Andy says: yeah Andy says: WILLY Simon says says: i love the willy Simon says says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: JOKE Andy says: course it is Andy says: you are the uber camp king Andy says: you're so camp that you too cool for cock Simon says says: ahahaha lookj at my post Andy says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: too cool for cock Simon says says: awesome Simon says says: whoresome Andy says: you are whoresome Andy says: i am holesome Simon says says: wholesome Simon says says: u mean Andy says: do i? Simon says says: how can i make sensw when this wrecked? Andy says: giggle Simon says says: *sense Andy says: you do realise that once this conversation is over, i shall post it all Andy says: Simon says says: i love it Andy says: WILLY Simon says says: gopher it Simon says says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: willy Simon says says: soapy tit wank Simon says says: post it Simon says says: i will love it Title: Oh Betty! Post by: Sussex on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 03:46:11 That's beautiful.
Title: Oh Betty! Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 03:46:39 I skimmed about half of that... £15 for a quater!!!!
Title: Oh Betty! Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 10:17:36 Simon likes willy apparently?
Title: Oh Betty! Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 10:22:25 He loves a bit of willy, it's all there in black and slightly blue-ish off-white
Title: Oh Betty! Post by: Johno on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 11:05:09 :soapy tit wank: unlucky.
Title: Oh Betty! Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 17, 2005, 13:55:18 I had £15 towards a 1/4. I didn't get it for that :-))(
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