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I think we can all use whats happening with Cureton now as a possible look into the future. We aren't the richest club in the world so surely Iffy should play a style to suit Cureton and even Thorpe.

People say that Thorpe has been given a chance but he hasn't has he? He was forced to play the "Big" stirker rule and i dont remember one ball being played to his feet V Boston.

Cureton has proved to everyone there are plenty of goals in him but Iffy just doesn't want to know. I personally think he's jealous of Cureton, because Cureton is a bigger (not literially) and better than Iffy.

I think Iffy has shown some very silly school boy errors with his treatment of Cureton.

Wow! Congrats J1m, you got to 18 posts before most realised you were you!

I'll assume this is a serious post, might be a wind up though????

Whether Iffy has made a  mistake or not depends on whther you believe:

a) The squad could play to feet if asked to (I don't think so)
b) Iffy has not asked them to play to feet.

The fact is Ceuro looked bad in our team for whatever reason and loaning him out was right for club and player.

Don't be silly. What a stupid and ridiculous idea. You CANNOT and SHOULD NOT base a team around ONE player! And how the fuck can you say Iffy is jealous? Thats just silly and immature thing to say. Cureton was absolute shite when here. Iffy did the right thing sending him out on loan.

Rant over.  :evil: This post reminds me of posts on thisis.  :x

Please can a mod delete/lock this thread. Ta.

There is a reason :roll:

Is there??  :?

Lets ignore the fact the team is playing well and winning games shall we  :D

Lets bring in Gazza

Paul Gascoigne's Barmy Army!

Iffy should be executed for his terrible treatment of such a fantastic talent

It's J1mmy

:evil:

 :soapy tit wank:

We'd be back in the prem in 2 years with Gazza at the helm

let's pretend this is a serious post.

FUCK OFF

now if it was J1mmy

FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU CUNT

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Tit..................

....wank.

er, this games fun.

soapy

Back to the subject, yes Iffy should be given the push before it's too late.  When are this board going to take some decisive action.  We need someone who has some experience, some tactical knowledge.  Bring back Curo, and bring in Gazza and we'll be in mid table safety by the turn of the year.

We're Paul Gascoigne's red and white army!!!!!!!!

Iffy Out Gazza In
It's the only way we'll win
He likes vodka he likes gin
And getting hammered ain't no sin

 :mrgreen: Very good.

Gazza's fat and he likes whiskey
Getting him in isn't risky
with iffy gone and forgotten
gazza will lift us from the bottom

Gazza, Gazza, where you been?
Iffy's the shittest gaffer we have seen!
Gazza, Gazza, get here quick
Whalley's rubbish and Thorpe is a prick
Gazza, Gazza, this is no joke
Come manage Swindon, because we're broke

Gazza you're so thin, you used to be quite round
Please come join us at the county ground,
Iffy's no good, he really has been shit
And our midfield needs a little more grit,
So Gazza come and save us, and help save our club
You don't have to be the coach, just meet us up the pub!!
We'll love you forever, you will become a lege,
And if you need an assistant, just speak to Reg!!

Very good fella's. Could be an idea for the site......poetry corner 8)

Christ whats up with you lot!!!?

Gazza gazza you're the man
Come and save us, I know you can
Iffy bad and needs the sack
Especially as his skin is black

Poor old DanJ he's not really a poet,
but deep down he knows Iffy will blow it,
If only Gazza's help was here,
he'd be able to buy him a beer.

Gazza likes Glenfiddich, but Iffy likes famous grouse
If I knew where he lived, I'd torch the fuckers house,
No Curo or Thorpe, just Fallon up front,
I'm really starting to hate the shiny looking cu.....

tut tut...i know your only messing.

Johno you racist I can't believe you made the word "black" even darker!!  Ban him mods, this boys nothing but trouble.

And calling a black man a village idiot. Disgusting Johno  :evil:

i am very sorry for my actions. don't know what came over me, but i will get rid of whatever did come over me...

Did a black man once come over you Johno, it that why you're so prejudice?  I feel you need to talk about this, let out the pain.

i can't, it hurts too much. was definitely a weird experience though..

Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza claus is comin’ to town

You’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
You’d better not pout
I’m telling you why

Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice

Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh, you’d better watch out
You’d better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why

Oh! Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

Little tin horns
And little toy drums
Rooty-toot-toot
And rump-a-tum-tum
Curly-haired dolls
That tootle and coo
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars too

Oh! Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

One more time now..

Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town
Gazza Claus is comin’ to town

some people on the forum need to find a job and pax taxes :roll:

How might one pax a tax? Is it to do with Jeremy Paxman? Do I need to show my Pax45 to my next employer?

Pax tax? Is that like a part of your wages that goes straight to Jeremy Paxman?

Haha we both thought the same village!  :mrgreen:

Beat me to it :mrgreen:

watcha talking about wills?

 :--

What are you talking about?

:grin:

Missing Tandem heartbeat messages not being displayed in the correct format via Pem because im still at work mainly....

Seriously, what are you talking about? :?

But you still haven't answered our questions? You're shitter than something Rich finds shit

Yay! We got off the poems!!!

(Cue more poems)

My last post was a poem doofus

Sorry. I do not have the literary insight to spot such a statement