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Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Compo on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 17:37:47 Since 1996, 31 people in Britain have died by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 people in Britain have died in the last three years due to ingesting Christmas decorations, believing them to be chocolate. British hospitals reported four broken arms last year due to over zealous cracker pulling incidents. Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices. 142 people in Britain were injured in 1999 by not removing pins from new shirts. 58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Britons had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Britons were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. Five Britons were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. In 2000 eight Britons sustained skull fractures whilst throwing up into the toilet Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Spud on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 18:25:17 Compo in no vid shocker. :mrgreen:
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Johno on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 18:38:37 my mate use to open beer with his teeth, crazy fool.
Title: Re: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 18:52:51 Quote from: "Compo" Since 1996, 31 people in Britain have died by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. strange i just got that email at work.there are some weirdos about19 people in Britain have died in the last three years due to ingesting Christmas decorations, believing them to be chocolate. British hospitals reported four broken arms last year due to over zealous cracker pulling incidents. Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices. 142 people in Britain were injured in 1999 by not removing pins from new shirts. 58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Britons had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Britons were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. Five Britons were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. In 2000 eight Britons sustained skull fractures whilst throwing up into the toilet Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 19:17:03 I'm stupid, but not stupid enough to do any of them :shock:
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 19:18:52 Although the christmas tree fell on me once, my rabbit was underneath it eating the presents so I tried getting him out and down it went :D
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Tails on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 19:29:50 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: @ some of them!
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 20:17:44 Why would they do this for?
Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices. :roll: Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 20:20:01 Quote from: "blinkpip" Why would they do this for? Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices. :roll: It's the warm tingly feeling you get inside Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 20:22:56 My friend stuck a knife in a toaster once :D
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 20:25:04 Quote from: "sade" My friend stuck a knife in a toaster once :D I do that all the time. Although I turn the toaster off first :roll: Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Sade on Wednesday, December 7, 2005, 20:31:28 My friend had the toaster on though :D
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Johno on Thursday, December 8, 2005, 16:57:18 typical westbury lot...
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Sade on Thursday, December 8, 2005, 18:35:01 :agree: Shut up you calne cucumber.
Title: Re: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: Rossi on Thursday, December 8, 2005, 18:55:12 Quote from: "Compo" Three people in Britain die each year using their tongues as convenient battery testing devices. I know someone that does that! The rectangular shaped ones, not the AA size Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, December 8, 2005, 19:10:29 Now the figures for America please!
Title: Just be carefull this Christmas... Post by: larwood on Friday, December 9, 2005, 08:18:49 Quote 58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. I do that :oops: but not with a sharp knive,that would be silly. I think Christmas is more of a stressful time,it is for me, as i try and explain again to my Nan [who has comsumed half a bottle of gin in three hours]how to play the latest board game brought in a vain attempt to foster family spirit.Bless her :) |