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Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:02:42
I was wondering ... does anyone know ? Cos I dont but im curious

How do you start your own ticket agency .. ie tickets for all the big sports events .. footy, cricket, rugby etc and all the big concerts .. Robbie, Take That, Oasis etc

Has anyone on here ever been involved or is still involved with an agency?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Asher on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:12:19
Blimey fatbury last week it was video rentals? You thinking of starting any business?

Youd have to buy in bulk from teh main labels id say but it cant be an easy thing, the big boys like ticket master would eat you alive


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:13:38
well im lookin for business opps where I actually get something out of it other than money!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Asher on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:14:29
what like enjoyment??? Sod that mate you eitehr get a) good money, or b) enjoyment from job not both! Id always go for a


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:19:05
Open a brothel Fatbury, Asher could sort the premises, I'll ship in a few Eastern European chicks, and you get all the 'extras' you fancy!


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:20:12
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:36:51
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Open a brothel Fatbury, Asher could sort the premises, I'll ship in a few Eastern European chicks, and you get all the 'extras' you fancy!


No need, just use the birds off here :wink:  :D


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:37:39
....And starting a ticket agency is a shit idea.  Asher is right about ticketmaster


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:38:33
but they sell out very quickly .. i want an agency that deals with sold out events?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:38:50
You could make a few £ off eBay though.  Its an option i am currently considering.  I hate touts, but then thought, fuck it.  if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:39:46
Quote from: "fatbury"
but they sell out very quickly .. i want an agency that deals with sold out events?
Surely you need tickets though? :?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 11:44:19
Yeah thats where im wondering how these agencies get hold of these tickets?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 12:02:56
It's all to do with money in advance

Let's say Robbie announces gigs for July 2007 with 100,000 tickets at £40.

Ticketmaster offer him £3 Million cash today for tickets next year. Then they sell them when they get them - and Robbie gets his money instantly.


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 12:27:21
Looks like you need £3m in capital Fatbury :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 12:42:38
no probs!


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 12:44:50
Sounds expensive! I'd stick with the brothel idea Fatbury.

Remember, it's all legal so long as you've only got one girl working at any one time at the premises.

(apparently :? )


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 13:32:29
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Open a brothel Fatbury, Asher could sort the premises, I'll ship in a few Eastern European chicks, and you get all the 'extras' you fancy!


No need, just use the birds off here :wink:  :D


 :shock:   :x

depends n the money  :D


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 13:34:13
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Open a brothel Fatbury, Asher could sort the premises, I'll ship in a few Eastern European chicks, and you get all the 'extras' you fancy!


No need, just use the birds off here :wink:  :D


 :shock:   :x

depends n the money  :D
50p should cover it :--


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 13:36:01
well thats the name sorted .. BIRDYS!


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 13:36:46
wouldnt ever open anything like that to be honest .. dodgy business indeed!


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 13:40:46
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Open a brothel Fatbury, Asher could sort the premises, I'll ship in a few Eastern European chicks, and you get all the 'extras' you fancy!


No need, just use the birds off here :wink:  :D


 :shock:   :x

depends n the money  :D
50p should cover it :--


um now, that was just what I charge you  :wink:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:28:54
I've been conned! Refund please! Or a discount next time :P


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:48:02
If we're talking 50p a go here, I'll offer my man-whoring services for this house of ill repute. There must be a growing market for the modern proffessional woman to satisfy here (eh sussex  :wink: )

The £2 a day i could manage before needing to sleep for 12 hours would double my pay!*

* as long as some kind of anti-chafing lotion was provided


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Asher on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:50:44
is there much demand for male whores then?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:50:51
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

village you can have a freebe, do you want me to send you another picture?


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:53:24
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

village you can have a freebe, do you want me to send you another picture?
:shock: Another pic? :shock:

Just the freebie will be fine thanks :D


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:53:48
the reason they have the tickets is because we the promoters give them the tickets, they provide us with an international selling system.
i use ticketweb which are a subsidary of ticketmaster. i wouldnt use anyone else.


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:56:38
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

village you can have a freebe, do you want me to send you another picture?
:shock: Another pic? :shock:

Just the freebie will be fine thanks :D


 :twisted:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Northern Red on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 14:57:48
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4482970.stm

The markets looking up for you Birdy
Supply and Demand says that you could up your prices - You'll be more than a quid soon  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 15:15:30
Quote from: "Piemonte"
If we're talking 50p a go here, I'll offer my man-whoring services for this house of ill repute. There must be a growing market for the modern proffessional woman to satisfy here (eh sussex  :wink: )


Maybe I'm over charging at £1 an hour?

Bloody women taking advantage, frickin slags  :mrgreen:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 15:15:53
Quote from: "Northern Red"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4482970.stm

The markets looking up for you Birdy
Supply and Demand says that you could up your prices - You'll be more than a quid soon  :soapy tit wank:


wahay, £2 it is for a  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Ticket Agencies
Post by: Spud on Thursday, December 1, 2005, 16:07:26
Quote from: "Asher"
Blimey fatbury last week it was video rentals? You thinking of starting any business?

Youd have to buy in bulk from teh main labels id say but it cant be an easy thing, the big boys like ticket master would eat you alive


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: