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Hope he hasn't answered the door to that 'mate' of his  :(

Dave?

Dave...

DAVE!!!

Its the end of his exams, if he ain't doing the smack we all hope he isn't doing then he will be out getting pissed somewhere!!

An ode to Dave from Morrissey

Oh, with your jean belt wrapped around your arm
Oh, Sunny [Dave], my heart goes out to you
And with a needle pressed onto tight skin
Sunny [Dave], I cry when I see where it's taken you

I hope Dave doesn't do smack.I wouldn't have thought he would but then I dont actually know him he just some dude off tinternet.Poor Dave

I bet he gave into temptation and is jacking up as we speak.  What a weak turd

Does anyone know how to get an address from an IP address?

Lets get it and all steam around his house and save his soul..

Russell ,Dave  Russell,Dave m Russel give me my belt back!


 :evil:  :evil:

Dazzza knows all about that sort of thing.  I think we should go and kick his front door in

It's not just Dave though. Where's Walrus been?

Do you think the bloke who's car he pranged after going to the gym has caught up with him!

We're dropping like flies - lock you're doors lads. We're all doomed.

Rosie from Corrie might just have a point..

 :(  :wink:

you can only get an address from someones i.p address if the ISP (btinternet/aol etc etc) give away that information. it not like you have the ip address and it means he lives at 34 jack up street swindon sorta thing

best bet to find one of the reeves lads! ain't hard to miss, one of them has a massive white bro fro

They're only picking on us cos were Goths?

I was typing Dave Russell into google and found that he is a Country Western singer and a computer sales man, also this pic. Which one is he?
http://www.mercurywalthamleague.co.uk/images/Dave_Russell_Backheel000002.jpg

My tongue stud's causing me right jip.

Anyone know how to get black hair die out of the cat?

Probably the one grappling to get the syringe off the No. 9

I think I have forgotten how weird the forum gets at night  :shock:

As a goth I am very offended by this horrible stereotypical view of people of a gothic nature. Now fuck off whilst I cut my arms and write angsty poetry.

Just imagine if Dave died, would we ever find out.

We will have to try and get flowers to the funeral if we did find out.  I think he would like pansies

That's a fucking weird thought actually. I've just started using this PC forum whilst I'm building my new PC and I noticed a lot of people had R.I.P. Zoltan in their signatures, whacked it into the search engine and up came a thread from Zoltans_dad saying that he'd died in his sleep at 19:30 the previous day.

Very odd.

Somewhat morbidly I went and found his username, his last post had been that his cancer had come back and it was terminal. His previous post was a perfectly normal post nearly six months earlier.

It sent a shiver down my spine.

Was partly true actually SY. I did have a tongue stud a few years ago (albeit for my now ex birds pleasure) and it worked a treat. She was a bit of a wierd one though. Her suggesting we swap blood kind of put me off and that was the end of that.

I fear the cat's to far gone though  :(

sussex, why have you dyed your cat?

Sussex who were you on "thisisstfc"?

Who cares if Dave smacks himself up? He only mentioned it to get some attention. I doubt he'd die anyway. If he does, its not as though  Ive met him

I didn't mean it. It's not even my cat. She just pops round sometimes.

I bought this stuff - Kiwi , Suede and Nubuck protector for a pair of shoes I've got. Supposed to be clear ( they're a beige colour - fuck off boys, they're cool!!) Anyway, after spraying them in the kitchen when the neighbours cat is sat there, turns out its for black shoes only. Result is kitchen cupboards stained and a sticky black cat. Q humorous pussy references...

An hour ago she was bloody ginger. I'm fucked tbh

 :?

 Absobloodyexactly!

I wasn't. I just read the threads for a couple of years as I didn't have access at home only at work.

Gave me a jist of who people were though. Glad Dazzza sorted this site out though it's tops.

I want my Big Trak back!

 :D

How old are you?
If your over 30 you can join our club!

I'm 30 now, will be 31 end of Feb.

If you're over 30 too I'm guesing we're in the minority on here though! exc. Reg - sorry mate!

Walrus is only about 10 mins from me so probs going to sort some away games together. Maybe Luton. Or Dons, would be nice to double they're attendance for the season!

I'm 35 this year :cry:  I'm still hip to the groove though, daddio!

You can be in our club but we will pick on you a bit "youngin" 8) Whats your real first name?
I reckon either Ned or Jason?

:shock: HA!
I was born 71  ,think Im 33 but Ive drunk lots od Stella 8)

34 in  March.....


fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22 in feb FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mid 20's. Ye olde Jimboh

I think of you as 26 Jimbo

 :shock:

So young yet so bitter...............

Who me, you old git?

 You young scamp.

Don't worry spacey, that's 3 in our gang now! Come on Reg, we need more numbers - Amir?!

Anyone fancy going for the 100k top prize at Mecca Bingo Saturday night?

Mex and OST are in their 30's I think.

Mex and Ost is in as well .

Freaky :shock:

I reckon Amir is late 20's he's to positive about stuff to be our age :soapy tit wank:

http://www.artistsuk.com/derekacorahbig.jpg

Oi, nowt wrong with being 26  :(

45  - you young lissom fuckers - I've been grooming you all !!!
(although I feel 95 - cos of this asswhiping cold)
I suspect I might be older than Reg.
Gotta go - need to sort my pension out!!

I'm 19 in March, take that you oldies.

Shame normy isn't here, he's ancient.

Bloody hell, I never had you down as a 19 year Sonic!!  I thought mid twenties!!  You're old before you're time my friend.

Im 21 in March. What date, SY?

I'm ickle.

11th of March Dave. Same as Thora Birch and Douglas Adams \o/

Hmmmm, i share mine with Alex Higgins and Queen Latifah... not so good... 18th March.

What are you doing about a job now?

We've got quite a few Piscean's on here, I think Yeovil shares his birthday with my Mum on the 16th :]

I'm looking for another job, need to go sign on soon but I'm trying to sort this blasted PC out first. Gonna find another pharmacy to work in.

Try Boots or Smiths in Abingdon.  Then I can come kick your arse  :evil:  :soapy tit wank:

I'm a piscean, only just though 19 Feb, right on the cusp!!  I share my birthday with Prince Andrew and my sister (although she was born 6 years earlier).

Its my birthday tomorrow because I'm great :D

Hoppi Borthdag to you Mr Pie Head.  Hopefully you'll be able to celebrate 3 points as well as getting one year nearer the grave tomorrow night!

lets hope so! (and liverpool to beat Man u beforehand)

You doing anything exciting Saturday night then?

You 30 yet?

It's a little known fact that Swindon's overall record for matches played on 15 January is as follows

Played 12, Won 4, Drawn 2, Lost 6, Scored 17, Conceded 27

Our biggest defeat was 6-2 v Everton in the Premier League and our bigest win?  A 3-1 victory over Palace in the FA Cup back in 1910, which I believe Reg is the only surviving spectator from.

DAVE IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :soapy tit wank:

are you mental??

no, I mean Dave m russell, he didn't do smack

nothing particulally exiting, just hosting a piss up at my place

didn't invite us though did you  :cry:   :wink:

Unless you turned up wearing you're forum name badges i wouldnt know who the fuck you were!

We should do that before the last home game of the season at the merlin or some pub near the ground.  Would be well funny.

I'd love to see what some of you dudes look like!!

I've always wondered whether a Forum Gathering would be a good idea... or is the anonimity a good thing?  I dont really want my made up pictures of you lot being dispelled!

I think I would be too scared to think about that.  I would get really drunk and snog everone  :oops:

I've often thought it would be a good idea, but it would be pretty fucking wierd at the same time.

Well how about everyone agreeing to go to the the merlin but your not allowed to talk to anyone you don't know.  So although everyone would be there you could then try and guess who is who without speaking to them.  Therefore the anonimity would stay intact.

no way, that is even more freaky!

i say name badges are a good idea...  8)

Or people could come in fancy dress as their user name or a clue to their indentity.  Dave Russell can come as a junkie, Piemonte as a pork pie, STFCbird as a horse, J1mmy could borrow Prince Harry's costume etc etc

I could come as a goth...

I think we should give stfcbird the roasting of a liftime. she's love it :wink:  :D

(whilst dressed in our costumes!  )

Well I'm planning to come as our saviour Mr Fjortoft and I'll bring 76 other people also dressed as Jan to finalise the clue to my identity!!

I fucking would too  :soapy tit wank:

dirty cow.................... can Oxford fans come?

and?

only you and oxford fan can come

I wasn't having a dig!

i quite like that trait of yours... although me dressed as a member of the Munch Bunch might not get youyr juices flowing...

i am sure you will be ok if you get your plums out  :soapy tit wank:

I might go dressed as a giant plum :face

so you have high standards in blokes!

Pie - come dressed like that, I will run

Dan - I have high standards I will have you know, just have a plum fetish  :D

Each to their own. Are you related to a certain ex-Oxford striker!?

Just so long as someone points out which one is j1mmythe kraut :twisted:

ill comeas as a pot of tar, because im black like the night

Mental topic

You're alive! Are you a scaghead yet?

lost all the veins in your arms?

Nah, still an alkie though.

Seriously though, I thought these fucked up images of black and blue arms covered in wholes was like an urban myth.

It scares me I was mates with someone like this and didn't know.

Did you turn him away?

Of course

Good man, did he go junkie mental like?

oi Yuff!! make that avatar smaller!

nice work dave however i would have invited him in knicked his stash and throw him out, tidy profit in that if you can beat a drug crazed man up  :shock:

No he didn't go mad- because he was pretty smacked up anyway. Hence I couldn't knick it Whits