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Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Whits on Friday, November 25, 2005, 08:36:40 Top 5 ways of getting sacked.
I swore at my boss yesterday and i'm still here :( Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, November 25, 2005, 08:53:17 1.sleep with his daughter
2.sleep with his wife 3.sleep with his pets 4.wank off his dog with a big stick 5.wee a little in his cup of tea Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: my-velocity on Friday, November 25, 2005, 09:41:30 Quote from: "neiliodeh" 1.sleep with his daughter 2.sleep with his wife 3.sleep with his pets 4.wank off his dog with a big stick 5.wee a little in his cup of tea :shock: Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: janaage on Friday, November 25, 2005, 09:44:38 If you have a female manager I suggest
1. Call her a cunt in a team meeting 2. Grab her tits whilst shouting "way hey" 3. Kick her in the fanny 4. Knife her in the stomach 5. Only speak in italian whilst constantly getting your cock out at your desk, saying "bonjourno mio bambino" Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, November 25, 2005, 09:48:38 Pinch his/her arse
Make a pass at him/her Download porn (possibly child porn, although you may get arrested) Falsify a claim of harassment etc against a fellow staff member Bring the computer system down with the IT equivalent of bird flu Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: neiliodeh on Friday, November 25, 2005, 09:50:35 Quote If you have a female manager I suggest 1. Call her a cunt in a team meeting 2. Grab her tits whilst shouting "way hey" 3. Kick her in the fanny 4. Knife her in the stomach 5. Only speak in italian whilst constantly getting your cock out at your desk, saying "bonjourno mio bambino" i didnt think that the boss could be female :shock: how about get into a relationship with her, make a sex video/photos then share with all the lads at work. Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, November 25, 2005, 09:57:36 punch him.
Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: janaage on Friday, November 25, 2005, 10:02:03 It's a top 5 Youth, not a "top 1"!! What part of that don't you understand. Fucking Irish!!
:wink: Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 25, 2005, 12:39:23 1) Put a fake pic of him/her naked with an animal on the noticeboard
2) Circulate a rumour he has a small cock 3) Shit on his desk 4) Tell the office his wife/daughter fucking loves the cock 5) Scratch his car Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: janaage on Friday, November 25, 2005, 12:40:47 Shit on his desk!! Excellent!
Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 25, 2005, 12:51:29 In no particular order:
Write: [bosses name here] sucks off pigs for crack in the toilet. Put a roll of aluminium foil in the microwave then leave the bulding. Divert everybody's phone calls to the bosses phone. Turn up in a novelty fat sumo costume. Eat the bosses packed lunch every Monday. Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, November 25, 2005, 14:20:26 1)Turn your desk into a shrine to the main competitors company
2)Set up a line of optics on the side of your desk. 3)Spend the whole day doing no work and trying to lick your elbow 4)Open a tin of tuna and put it at the back of your bosses draw and leave for a month 5)Ask to leave early for your appointment with your crack dealer. Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, November 25, 2005, 14:40:58 If you work at Burger King, just go to a swindon game Mr Beckett
Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: Sade on Friday, November 25, 2005, 18:01:52 Quote from: "janaage" Shit on his desk!! Excellent! Only Ralph would think of that :shock: :D Title: Friday Top 5 - Part 2 Post by: my-velocity on Friday, November 25, 2005, 18:11:23 Quote from: "Danjackson10" If you work at Burger King, just go to a swindon game Mr Beckett I hate it there, soapy tit wank its the worse job ever but i need money soapy tit wank. And to get a job is hard i think. |