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Title: tossing shit update
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 10:42:38
well i know you are all dieing to hear my latest health news.

so here we go this week........

monday admitted into hospital at 7pm

bowel clearence at 8pm :?

ward full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

woken at 6am for blood pressure. cunts.

9am blood tests

2.30 operating theatre

hold on rewind .......
midday "so mr red your potassium count has gone through the roof" "and?" "we need to do another blood test to check it." "oh ok"

2.25 "mr red, we will have to postpone the operation again due to your potassium"
"for fucks sake"

so chaps back for tests tomorrow and if it hasnt gone down i have to have a fuckin pipe put in my neck for the the next few days. if it has its blackpool at home 8)


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: Amir on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 10:56:07
Not having the best of luck are you mex.

I'll do a lucky dance for you.


Title: Re: tossing shit update
Post by: spacey on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:21:23
Quote from: "mexico red"
 

full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

 


 That sounds like my local.

 Hope it all turns out cool in the end.


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:30:25
don't eat bananas!

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Title: Re: tossing shit update
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:45:35
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "mexico red"
 

full of almost-dead old men all night coughing and moaning.

 


 That sounds like my local.

 Hope it all turns out cool in the end.
Very true.

Good luck mexy.


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:48:56
Ducking hell mate, not being patronising but hearing about this sort of stuff does make think how lucky we are to be fit and healthy.   I think I'm gonna start playing footiee again, in ten years time I'll probably struggle so I should do it while I still can.


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:50:43
Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:52:15
You can push my grapes back in if you want love :D  arf arf

Best of luck Gringo, fucking postassium levels eh?
 :?  :D


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:04:54
Just coz you have your new pie face you think you are all hard  :wink:


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:04:55
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?


Mex would you like me to dress up as a nazi and goosestep around your ward.  just to confuse those old moaning fuckers!!


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 14:10:25
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?
I suddenly feel terribley ill  :wink:

Get well soon Mexy


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 14:24:32
Quote from: "DanOUFC"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Mexico, would you like me to dress up in a nurse uniform and bring you grapes?
I suddenly feel terribley ill  :wink:

Get well soon Mexy


I was wondering when you would come out of the woodwork  :D


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:46:59
ahh bless, you missed me  :oops:


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:50:27
um er how shall I put this? .................. NO


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: Anonymous on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:51:16
Dont you lot even dare turn this into one of your sickening internet shags


Title: tossing shit update
Post by: DanOUFC on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 15:51:36
I don't like you any more