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Before all you pervs out there get excited i mean films that are shit not contain it  :wink:

I had the misfortune of watching/enduring "Creep" at the weekend,what a pile of steaming horse turd this film is, good idead,good location, poor acting,storyline. This ranks alongside "Alexander" as one of the worst films ever.

Anybody seen anything worse?

Lost In Translation was a dreadful film, not even Scarlett Johannsen dancing around in her undies could save it

Cherry Falls springs to mind!

The Day After Tomorrow. For an action film I was bored to tears! Utter Shengis.

i've sat through many shit films with ex-girlfriends. a walk to remember and the sweetest thing being 2 that come to mind. not even cameron diaz could save the second one.

That was so bad, it was good  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That film where the two people are in the water. Open Water or sometihng.

You've Got Mail. The worst film of all time  :|

Open Water was a good film!!

Youve got Mail i have on DVD!  :-))(

I saw xxx2 the next level the other week. Now that is shit!

The first one was shit enough  :|

i have great memories of seeing that film in the cinema, well i didn't exactly watch it though if you know what i mean  :wink:

The Horse Whisper*
Franky and Johnny*
AI and most stanley kubrick films (yes I know he didn't finish it).


* Bird films, do they count?

I think we can safely say 'bird films' are a given for being tripe, Erin Brockovich (sp?) was shocking IMHO

Agreed.

I also think 'The Day After Tomorrow' is a load of old bollocks.

TDAT was wank, but I think there's been a lot shitter. I haven't seen Lost In Translation and for good reason.

I hate it when you know a film is going to be shit, but you watch it anyway. John Q was on the other night and we all sat in my house and watched the whole thing, even though it was tripe  :|

Erin Brockovich tho was a true story and Julia Roberts assets did play a STARRING role in the film .. that made it for me

Hope Floats - with Sandra Bullock - what a load of pap that was

I had big expectations before i watched 'Lost In Translation' but like Village said the mighty fine Ms J couldnt save it and neither could the fantastic Bill Murray.

I fucking hate Julia Roberts. She hasn't made one film I can stand watching (maybe that John Grisham one).

Ditto SiPi, despisable actress, saw about 2 mins of Notting Hill last night and was angered!

what about pretty women!!  :oops:

Ooh what was that one where she was a witch, that was awful....Practical Magic (I think).

What the fuck was that film all about it was shit!

Practical Magic had Nicole Kidman playing a hot slut - so I can't fault it  :D

My mrs was watching that the other week, was complete load of crap.

I think a lot will disagree here but Dude Wheres My car was the worst for me! - complete rubbish and not at all funny!

Totally agree! Anyone seen Harold And Kumar Get The Munchies, now that is SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEE

I'd go for Anchorman - but again I think a lot would disagree - that said I've only seen 40 minutes of it - I got bored....

I hated anchorman too!

Anchorman was brilliant. FACT!

Still havent taken the plastic wrapping off my copy of The Anchorman.  :mrgreen:

Harold and Kumar was funny as fuck. I was a bit fucked but that's how you should be watching it in my point of view!

Anchorman was a good comedy, not amazing but the first half of the film was setting up the second half. Who's seen that other ROn Bergundy film they made with the unused footage? I do want to see that.

Has anyone seen Napoleon Dynamite? Most bollocks and over-rated comedy I have seen this year

worst films i've seen are
national security
nightmare on elm street 4,5 and 6
cats and dogs (walked out of cinema after 30 minutes)
seed of chucky
poltergeist 3
scream 3
the hulk
i could go on for hours.........

Must have been where i went wrong

recently Garden State and Sideways - both supposed to be very dry humour (i.e. only funny if you are a GROLIIES)

...GROLIIES, by the way, are "Guardian Readers Of Limited Intelligence In Ethnic Skirts" -  ugly vegan birds that think they are clever basically, wankers.

What about AI, now that was utter utter shat!!!

Yes and it went on for about three hours[or seemed too],it was so boring, what an utter waste of time.

I watched creep and actually thought it was very scary :oops:

Last night I rented out 'the decent' which was supposed to be best british horror of the year.It was ok, but was a bit bland towards the end. If you love blood and guts then you will like that. The monsters scared me though and I nearly cried when one of the girls put an axe through her mates throat by accident.

WORST FILM EVER- DIRTY DANCING -FACT - CORNY EWWWW

OMG! a woman who doesnt like that fucking film!  :shock:

I don't think I've ever seen more than 10mins of that film. I wouldn't even watch it with a bird unless she was guarenteed to do some dirty dancing of her own afterward  :wink:

I hate that film, it so bloody corny I cringe everytime I watch it. My best mate loves it so whenever I go round her house and we're listening to music in her room, she puts that 'i've had the time of my life' song on and I cover my ears with cushions.I fucking hate it :evil:  and I ooooooweeee it alllll to yoooooooooo eww.
 

 :D However I do sing along to the disney classic, the little mermaid. Under the sea do do do under the sea do do do.....

Unfortunately I have to be stereotypical and say that I do like that film, the music is great!!!!

If my mrs puts it on the old trusty laptop gets switched on and Limewire gets cranked up.  :)

The Chef is ace, apparently, so a friend told me, ahem.

More shite films:

- The Village. Twoddle, like nobody would have found them.
- Signs - Really bad. Jolly green giant*  traverses the universe but decides to use crop circles to coordinate the attack rather than the super alien technology they posess, hmm. And thier comms can be picked up by a baby monitor. And if one more person tells me "it isn't about the aliens"...
-Freddy got fingered. Gross (good) but Rubbish.

*Who put the auto p.e.t.er.C.r.o.u.c.h filter on then, smartasses!

I'll let you off this time :D  :wink:

The translator. Me and my GF fell asleep in the cinema while watching it and the cleaners after the film came and woke us up!

Marci X is the worst film I've ever seen.

I went to watch the seed of chuckie with ralph at the cinema once. I was expecting it to be scary but it was just gorey, I got more scared at the fact that ralph said chuckie was under my seat :D

:disapprove:

Did he scream like a girl?

 :D  He cried.

Ooooooh yes it is!

It's going to be a personal choice at the end of the day. My feeling, very promising start to the film getting more and more dissapointing as it went on and the plot unfolded.

I'm sure it is a shit film Batch, that wasn't the point!

I am stuuuuuuupid. Stupider than a glass of water sometimes. A stupid one at that.

Anyway to carry on offending you, I always imagine you dressed as a red indian or a construction worker rather than a shit film. Obviously having never met you, you are bound to be a 6ft5 boxer ready to smash my teeth in.

Garden State was superb, not really a comedy though.

Worst film I've seen was Aliens versus Predator, I was expecting something mindless and vaguely entertaining but it was terrible. I shouldn't have been surprised.

I hated Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon as well.

:grin:

Crouching Over, Hidden Bumhole more like. That film is so rubbish

Seen some crap in my time. A lot of these people might not know seeing as I'm one of the older people on here.

The Talented Mr Ripley - utter crap.
A Chorus Line
Remo
Police Academy 3,4,5 etc
Big Trouble in Little China
Like Father Like Son
Alian Nation
Fletch Lives
Moon Over Parador
Family Business
Rude Awakening
Joe v The Volcano
Wild Orchid
Bad Influence
Betsys Wedding
Hotspot

All of them apart from The Talented Mr Ripley are late 80's/early 90's. All ones to avoid from memory. Seen so many more I couldn't list them all, the good ones make up for them though.

Ive got that on dvd.

I saw that back in about 87 Spuddy so I'm going from memory but that rates in my top 3 all time crap films ever.

Saying that my tastes must have changed a bit so maybe if I watch it again now I might like it a bit more (wouldn't be hard!).

Anything with Hugh tossing Grant or Richard Queer-especially Four Weddings etc Notting Hill,Pretty Women,Mickey blue eyes.......all shite!

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Thought it might be quite good aswell........turns out its shit!

Dan how the fuck could you have thought that that film might have been any good?  Or are you applying a little pinch of sarcasm there?

Don't Stop Now, starring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie, now that was shit.  I was expecting a chilling tale, I got two hours of Venetian set bollocks.  Not happy.

I loved "Lost In Translation"

Least Favourite Films

Freddie Got Fingered
Remakes of classic foreign films
Remakes of classic films in general
Without a Paddle
Any movie with Ja Rule in

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Jan its called 'Don't look now' :)  and i think its a classic,surely at the very least the sex scene[were they really doing 'it'?] rises it above the level of shit film :wink:  :)

Richard Curtis films in general are rubbish.

Oh yeah, don't look no, that was it.  Sorry dude the sex scene didn't save it for me, although Christie looked alright in the seventies eh?

Like I say I from the right up I was expecting a spine chilling, horror.  When in fact all I got was a story about a couple on holiday who met some old biddies.  Bored me shitless.

AI was pretty wank to be fair, as was I robot. But I think the shittest film I have ever had the displeasure of watching has got to be Jurassic Park 3, although 2 was pretty wank as well tbf

death watch,that was a pile of shit as well.

Julie Christie naked has always got to be good.Even now!

just a peppering

I forgot about that film. Didn't laugh once I don't think  :|
Bit like Ratrace, that was shit despite all the stars in it.

Is that the one with the four friends in? one died and the other three went on that adventure to find the treasure? If so I thought that film was brilliant! I was laughing alot (then again I do laugh at the most random of things!)

there was bear chasing after them.One of them says 'theres a bear chasing us!' and one of the others 'yeh and its sooooo fast '  :D  Made me laugh. The little one was cute.