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Bollocks to this freezing cold weather, relegation dog fights and getting stuffed by division 4 teams, me and Mrs Taylor are off to Florida on Saturday morning. South Beach, the Everglades, the Keys, Miami Heat basketball, air boat rides, wrestling with rubber allegators (and maybe a few real ones) and who knows what other Tomfoolery will occur.

But rest assured, my heart will be at Vale Park whilst we are at 30,000 feet somewhere over Greenland.  Actually, that's bollocks.  If I my body was on a Virgin Atlantic flight to the USA and my heart was at a football ground somewhere in the Midlands, that would mean I would be dead and don't want that to happen for a while yet.

I will check things out at my local South Beach internet cafe thingy (I believe that's what they're called these days) and if you're very very lucky I may even let you know how things are going accross the pond.  

Anyway, I'll have far to much to do tomorrow what with downloading music to play in our Ford Mustang convertable and other essential stuff that this will be my last post until we find our South Beach internet cafe thingy.

See you bums around 8)

There's Hurricanes heading your way  :mrgreen:

Have a nice time.

Any chance of hurricanes?

oh what i'd give to be in the sun now....have a good one fella.

have a nice trip old boy

Florida is overrated.  :-))(

Try and have a nice time thought! :mrgreen:

have a quality time  :D

Say hi to my mum and sister while you're out there.

You're both a bunch of cunts.   :x

run run run run taylor  8)

have a good one sir

Taking  a couple of those points in order:

Hurricanes - Very unlikely. The Hurricane season has finished.  We carefully selected our dates. You can't legislate for freak weather conditions of course.

I will say hi to your mum and sister Walrus.  I assume they will be wearing STFC shirts and thus I will have no problem identifying them.

Only joking about hurricanes OST. You should be OK, and hopefully the weather should be pleasant this time of year. Just a bit jealous as I'm stuck in the bloody midwest in freezing weather. Have a nice time.

Have a top one chief and have an ice cream for me.

coxernator - I'm hoping to catch THE big game of the weekend in a sports bar somewhere in South Beach - The Bengals v The Colts.

Ooooh, that's massive.  I've a feeling the Colts wil go 10 and 0 but you never know.  This is a big test for the Bengals if they want to be considered as serious contenders.

http://cityguide.aol.com/orlando/entertainment/venue.adp?sbid=102874972

There you go.

Mmmmmmmm......fried gator tails........aaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

He's still alive  8)

Mmmmmmmm....obscure European soccer games.........aaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

Hello Reg.

 I've been worried about you OST

 I thought I met a man
Who said he knew a man
Who knew what was going on

I appreciate your concern Reg,  I just haven't had that much to say recently that hasn't been said a hundred times before.

Are we going to have a pint soon or what?

:shock:

 Away game at PBoro to get through....LDV in Cardiff for sure....don't think Wembley will be finished.

Yep, thats by far the biggest game of the weekend (with the exception of Swindon at PV of course). Much as I'd love the Bengals to win, really can't see it happening. I think its a 1630 start, rather than the normal 1300, especially for tv. I'll check. Enjoy your flight.

Kickoff at 1615 on CBS if you need to influence a barman/maid.

Been there(a month ago), done that, oh but i didnt buy the t-shirt.