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What a week I've had.  I travelled down to Bristol on Tuesday night to see the girl, and got the news I was expecting - she hadn't changed her mind and wanted to be single.  Bitch.  I took it pretty well as by this stage I'd kinda had enough, but I was still pretty gutted.  Went out to Lloyds bar and Oceana on the Wednesday night and duly got hammered.  I even managed to down half my pint of Stella, before puking a bit back into the glass, before making a move to the toilets, puking on the floor without breaking my stride and got away scott free!

At about midnight, she abandoned me.  She was also pretty hammered, and we've no idea why she did - probably I said something lary.  I searched everywhere for her, before leaving the club about 1am.  I continually rang her, and wandered the streets of Bristol getting more and more lost - I've been lost there before, after the 2-1 defeat at Trashton Gate in the playoff season.  With no sign of a taxi, and funnily enough no one answering my drunken hails for a lift, I decided my best bet was to try and flag down one of the numberous police cars.  My first 2 or 3 attempts failed, so I stepped out in front of the next one I saw.  Unfortunately, the car couldn't quite stop in time and hit me in the left thigh, with my toppling onto the bonnet cutting my mouth and chin in the progress.  I had a nice fat lip Thursday morning, although it went down pretty quick - still damn sore though!

The police were less than sympathetic, until I explained the situation and for whatever reason they took pity on me and gave me a lift home.  Probably scared I might sue them!  The second time I'd been in a policecar in a week.   :|

I got home and banged on Tim's door threatening to kill him, and funnily enough, he didn't open his door....  He came into the kitchen the next morning, and the awkwardness between him and her was unbareable, but I had no idea who he was, and in my immensely hungover state I just lay on the kitchen table with my head in my hands.

We stayed up talking for a while.  Then Thursday morning we had even more sex, before sleeping for most of the day, before watching Meet The Fockers.  We had a really good time, stuffing our faces and messing around, staying up quite late again.  Then Friday I delivered the killer line: "You know, we really aren't acting like a couple who've just split up".  At that stage she broke down, and asked me to take her back, give it another try.

That, coupled with avoiding the fun and games in the Merlin due to traffic, and two great results for Swindon and England, have given me an eventful and decent week!!  I'm curbing the drinking from now on though!

I'll give it a week before she ships you again  :wink:

must admit she sounds like trouble .. but I hope it works out mate!

That'd make a beautiful film man!!

I can barely hold back the tears, that's a beautiful story.

Whens the book out?!

I hate to say it but there must be some reason why you keep splitting up. Somethings obviously not right.

It reminds me of the time Ben split up with his ex, Andy.  Times'a great healer.

:grin:

awwwwwwwww bless  :D

Why are relationships always so difficult? Good luck with it tho mate.

I'd love to say "it'll all be ok now" but in reality, it probably won't, so enjoy the sex and her company while it lasts though!

Walrus she's hard fucking work, get a decent bird who respects you abit more.

 :roll: You're off form today Jan.

Sorry Ben.  I had late night, not feeling the best.

Saying that the city 'til I die thing is quite funny. Just registered as City_Til_I_Dai.

whens the tv series :)

We should get all of the past Walrus episodes from here and make them into a book. We could call it 'The Official Adventures of Mullet-Man'

We've only split up twice, and once was my doing!  We're even now at 1-1!  She's not nearly as bad as she seems, don't forget you're getting a biased side of events!  She's a good Christian girl, though maybe uni might change her....  only time will tell!  It has been quite a long series of events, I only hope this is it, at least for a while.  I need time to recover, and actually settle in at uni rather than worrying about this crap and getting absolutely hammered each and every time I go out!

P.S.:  I don't have a mullet at the moment, it had the chop before I went for Bristol.  Magic/Tom will testify that for me!

Walrus mate, letting the side down!

It'll be back, I just needed to refresh it!   :D

It's still the shape of a mullet, just nothing at the back!

Why did you have sex with Tim after saying you were going to kill him? :-))(

Okay, it seems little Timmy is spreading rumours that he hit me on the night - surely I'd remember if he did?  Thing is I can't categorically deny it, as I did wake up with a fat lip, and I don't have a crystal clear memory of the night.  D'oh!!

On a brighter note, she sent me a very good email today....  very professionally taken pictures  :D

(Fuck off Fatbury  8)  )

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

if Fatbury can't ask, can others??

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: i love you walrus :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

also, professionally taken = someone else did = Tim got frisky when you left.  Hurt him, 'rus...

mr blackcurrant speaks to truth!!!




or maybe its a lady friend... ;)

don't start him off again  :D

Sorry mate but as much as it might disappoint you I do NOT want pictures of your girlfriend ....  :evil:

Dude that statement is up there with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and "There are no American tanks in Baghdad".

Fucking aye

Fatbury your not a ver good lier.

i'll take a look though Walrus.
Also if she wants to share a seat in the Townend with me and you it can be arranged.

p.s. he has no mullet. FACT!!!

:D   I'm pretty sure it's a delay thingy on her camera, though a lady-friend assisting her is an appealing thought  8)

Fuck off Dave  :mrgreen:

Hehehe... sorry mate!

I knew a girl once who got her female flatmate to take some fairly hot picures of her to send to her bloke. I thought it was brilliant. Never got to see them sadly...

surely you have been sent such pictures before  :D

not for a few months, no...

I haven't had any ever  :cry:

check ur phone in 10 mins :--

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  fecking quality cheered me up, thanks whits  :D   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Did he send u a pic of his knob?  :o

people at work think i'm weird now, i was asking everyone for there vodafone men    :|

I want one to play with, send them all to me  :D

Do they think you have a plastic man fetish?

pm your work address, i'll steal one from somewhere.

i think i maybe getting fired soon anyway, just had a massive fight with my boss

literally?

i hope you gave the cunt a good hiding

Whits what are these little men you speak of?

a bit like morph but better, vendors give them out to make us sell there stuff, not very exciting but makes the day go quicker i guess

Pics please

And i will buy one off you on saturday  :)

will put a pic up when i get home

Cool

Please get me one  8)

http://www.thetownend.co.uk/DSC00253.JPG

ace  8)