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Title: Painful everyday things Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:27:09 1. Biting your nails too far back so the soft shit underneath bleeds (I don't normally bite them I aint a chav)
Continue Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:29:20 2. Holding your piss for fuckin ages
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:29:46 3. twating your elbow into a door handle
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:34:37 4. Dry-shaving
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:34:55 5. Catching your little toe on the corner of the sofa/door frame/bed.
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:35:42 5. getting your foreskin trapped the zip of your jeans
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:36:46 :shock:
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Anonymous on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:37:35 If it's a saturday watching Swindon Town
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:46:14 7. Biting your tongue (in the literal sense)
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:48:12 getting your toe hairs pulled out :shock: (not to everyday mind...)
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:44:54 Shoving it in the missus dry!!!!
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:46:29 Thats not an everyday thing though I might add.
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:46:44 Quote from: "Melksham Red" Shoving it in the missus dry!!!! everyday?? you must be doing something wrong!! send her round to me, i'll sort her out! :soapy tit wank: :wink: Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:49:04 You havn't seen her!
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:52:14 Are we talking front or back here?
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: Melksham Red on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 22:54:42 Either hurts when dry.
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 09:43:43 Getting punched in the face by a Sheffield United supporter. Ok so it's not an everyday occurance but it must hurt I expect.
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 09:53:47 not an everyday occurance but having a wisdom tooth pulled out.
Doesn't hurt just yet cos my mouth is still really numb but it's gonna later :roll: Title: Painful everyday things Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 10:05:00 Foot cramp :shock:
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 10:09:48 I love cramp, toe cramp, leg cramp. In fact all sorts of muscle ache I love it. Nothing like a freshly pulled hamstring getting massaged.
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 10:29:19 :?
having your hamstrings massaged is one of the most wierd and unbearable things! Title: Painful everyday things Post by: kizz on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 10:53:17 paper cuts.... 'kin horrible!
:x Title: Painful everyday things Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 12:09:26 Quote from: "janaage77" Getting punched in the face by a Sheffield United supporter. Ok so it's not an everyday occurance but it must hurt I expect. :D You're right though Getting bitten by a dog Title: Painful everyday things Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:08:00 PSU's exploding by your ear
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: yeo on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 01:06:46 I often get a pain when I laugh,Its bad and make me think im having a heart attack(though to be honest I fart and think Im going to die these days)
Title: Painful everyday things Post by: hong kong red on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 05:26:40 trimming your nasal hair with scissors and accidentally nicking the inside of your nostril. hmmuurrghaffaccckk.
lifting up your unwilling 2 year old daughter and getting a bollock-full of solid baby shoe. oooofffffssshhhnnnggggcccannnntttt. (if we're doing shagging injuries...) building up a "head" of steam on the job, accidentally pulling it out and ramming your soft-tipped, sensitive manhood into her unpleasantly hard pelvic wall. aaiiisssshhheeettttttt. biting down on a peanut that somehow penetrates a molar and finds the only open nerve in your mouth. aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh. there are loads more, but i've got to get some work done, these brands won't build themselves... |