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For all those who aren't asleep. Post random stuff here to entertain all.

So far tonight I have made it past the $60 mark on pokerroom.com carrying on from my last $7 a couple of days ago. What is everyone else up to?

They're doing building works in our halls.  They had to cut off the water for some reason, so we haven't got any until around tommorow afternoon and have to go down to reception to get bottles.  I had a dump, and then realised that I can't flush the toilet, so its just sitting there :|

Ace  :D

(obvisiouly not but the poo story is)

hello

I met up with my ex tonight, found out she has turned into a right hussy :|

At least she isn't claiming the child is yours

True :D

all girls are hussy's, its' a fact

Also true

Now eating a post-pub toasted cheese sandwich, with lashings of tommy sauce :P

tomato sauce on a toasted cheese sarnie? uggggggh

it's got to be branston's pickle.

I like it with brown sauce, only a little bit, before you grill the cheese

I just bought a chicken marinar (sp?) subway.  It was lush

agree to disagree

you are a sick man  :cry:

On the subject of grub, does anyone have a George Foreman grill? I was thinking about getting one, as they're supposed to be good as they let all the fat run off the stuff thats being grilled.  A worth while purchase or not?

you're a student so no

Do it

I'll get some of my flatmates to chip in

Don't get me wrong, i lurve cheese and pickle, but i find pickle don't go with hot food. Didn't think cheese and tomato was such an acquired taste? :?

I came in drunk one night and went to make a hot cross bun with butter and jam.  Because it was quite dark, I accidently used pickle instead of jam, it was a mistake that I will never make again because it was disgusting!
Also, when I have a jacket spud, I like to pile it up with butter, cheese, cottage cheese, colesaw and beans.  On one occassion I thought I'd try it with pickle - again it didn't taste very good, and I won't be doing it again

I'm stuck on $60 and feeling hungry now. There's nothing to eat

Scooby-do-be-bop

I just bought this because I was bored:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/fcek-t-shirt_W0QQitemZ8350819931QQcategoryZ15687QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
 :D

hungry...

Give us a list of what you have int cupboards Si......

$66.40, might try and hit $70 then go to bed.

Bah I might do some toast if I can find some bread

I found some bread and cheese. I might have a cheese sandwich

Ok, I'm going to bed. Night!

G'night. I ate the cheese on its own...I bet I have nightmares now

Cathedral City?

Extra strong Cathedral City

It's the daddy :king:

I'm still playing poker  :|

I'm never playing poker again after tonight. go all in with AA, other person has 66. cunt hit's a mirraculous straight. fucking cunt.

I'm sat in a hotel room in Dead Loss Angeles typing away on a 15 year old laptop which is playing 'Why The Sale' by Actress Hands. The suite has a kitchenette, two tellies a living area and seperate bedrooms. The kids are asleep. We are 2 miles away from Disneyland surrounded by android Americans.

On the table next to the laptop is a phone, cable modem, charger for my camcorder, 6 AAA batteries for my mp3 player, a mobile phone, sunglasses, 4 pool sponge balls, a Rockies baseball cap, a bib, a purse, a watch, a nodepad with a password on it, a pen and a room key.

Is that random enough ?

NMH

No chance I'm going to sleep in my current rage. Was gonna watch a film but now I can't decide what to watch. Argh my stupid brain. need it to work. Downloaded How's Moving Castle which I wouldn't mind watching but don't think I could cope with subtitles at the moment.

Fuck it I'm just gonna hit my head against a wall till I pass out,

Happens all the time on pokerroom. Is that where you play? I'm weary of going all in with pocket pairs because someone else will have pocket pair as well and usually luck out on the flop.