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Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Whits on Monday, January 10, 2005, 21:01:18 GOING FOR A McSHIT
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcshit with Lies. AEROPLANE BLONDE One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BEER COAT The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from. BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. BREAKING THE SEAL Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. BRITNEY SPEARS Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". BRUCE LEE Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). DRINK-LINK A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze. SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTT The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. GREYHOUND A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually fu*k-all in there worth seeing. MONKEY BATH A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!". MYSTERY BUS (MY FAVOURITE!) The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead. NELSON MANDELA Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). PEARL HARBOUR Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out there (there's a nasty nip in the air) PICASSO ARSE A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks. SALAD DODGER An excellent phrase for an overweight person. STARFISH TROOPER OR ARSETRONAUT A homosexual. SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive woman. TART FUEL Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women. TITANIC A lady who goes down first time out. TODGER DODGER A lesbian. UP ON BLOCKS Menstruating i.e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g."I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks". WALLACE AND GROMIT Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. WYNONA RYDER Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen" Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 10, 2005, 21:05:45 Classic - I already use some of those as well 8)
Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Anonymous on Monday, January 10, 2005, 22:09:20 Surely slang is better when the words are shorter than that of the meaning thus ruling out most of them
Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 10, 2005, 22:10:28 Quote from: "Reeves4manager" Surely slang is better when the words are shorter than that of the meaning thus ruling out most of them Cockny rhyming slang? Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Anonymous on Monday, January 10, 2005, 22:11:03 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Reeves4manager" Surely slang is better when the words are shorter than that of the meaning thus ruling out most of them Cockny rhyming slang? better scrap that post Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 10:59:40 Thats old, straight out of the Viz profanasaurus!
Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 11:24:21 Still funny though!!! I applaud this post.
Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 11:45:32 Quote from: "Reeves4manager" Surely slang is better when the words are shorter than that of the meaning thus ruling out most of them you can shorten them yourself, i.e. britney spears = beers -> britney nelson mandela = stella -> "a pint of nelson please mate" Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 15:43:20 Quote from: "Piemonte2" Thats old, straight out of the Viz profanasaurus! just what i was thinking and a book everyone should have sat at there desk. One of my faves is - Mr Bond: - A particularly boyant turd that returns to the serface of the water even after flushing. "Ah, so we meet again Mr Bond." Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 19:39:06 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Piemonte2" Thats old, straight out of the Viz profanasaurus! just what i was thinking and a book everyone should have sat at there desk. One of my faves is - Mr Bond: - A particularly boyant turd that returns to the serface of the water even after flushing. "Ah, so we meet again Mr Bond." Title: Slang for 2005 Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 19:48:59 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Piemonte2" Thats old, straight out of the Viz profanasaurus! just what i was thinking and a book everyone should have sat at there desk. One of my faves is - Mr Bond: - A particularly boyant turd that returns to the serface of the water even after flushing. "Ah, so we meet again Mr Bond." I gave birth to a small family |