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Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Asher on Friday, November 4, 2005, 08:59:04 My bloody cat! Went to bed about 10 am and all I could hear was meow, Tried to grab him out fom under my bed, but no he was too clever for that. So I decided to get into bed tirn off my light and sure and behold he came on my bed after about five minutes (that sounds dodgy) curled up next to me purring! That was it I grabed him and threw him out of the room shut the door.
Got back into bed and went to sleep, with 10 minutes I heard meow again tuned over to see that blooming cat staring at me. This carried on all night and by 6am I decided I wouldnt get any sleep so got up and watched sky sports news, tonight I am gonna kill my cat. Factbury any ideas how I can do this? Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: STFC Village on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:01:24 You lazy bugger, should be up by 10am anyway!
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:02:41 Quote from: "STFC Village" You lazy bugger, should be up by 10am anyway! and he had stayed in bed until 6am too. some people have it too easy Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: fatbury on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:02:45 Why you asking me???
:shake: But I can recommend sticking him in a boiling pot and serving up a lovely CAT au vin for dinner tonite Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:06:27 Put it in a bag filled with rocks and throw it in Peatmoor lake.
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Asher on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:14:09 I meant 10pm!!! Im not lazy far from it, honest
QUALITY IDEA DAVE, WILL i GET ARRESTED THO? Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 4, 2005, 09:15:24 Not if they don't find it.
And take his collar off first, just in case. Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: yeo on Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:09:25 Just let him sleep on your bed and get some kip on the sofa.
Thats what i do. Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Asher on Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:12:21 Give up my bed for a cat?
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: yeo on Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:13:28 Quote from: "Asher" Give up my bed for a cat? :D Yes Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Asher on Friday, November 4, 2005, 10:16:42 Fuck that hes out
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Ralphy on Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:32:53 Most pussy you've ever had in your bed Ash :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Luci on Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:36:52 Quote from: "Ralphy" Most pussy you've ever had in your bed Ash :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I knew someone would post that :mrgreen: Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: fatbury on Friday, November 4, 2005, 12:44:16 so why didnt you? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: McLovin on Friday, November 4, 2005, 14:10:39 Quote from: "Asher" Fuck that hes out That's the right decision, Ash. You're the man of the house, make it sleep in the spare room. :wink: Title: Mr Bojangles Post by: Asher on Friday, November 4, 2005, 14:29:16 Im good at making people stay in the spare room!
Title: Re: Mr Bojangles Post by: Spud on Friday, November 4, 2005, 15:47:17 Quote from: "Asher" My bloody cat! Went to bed about 10 am and all I could hear was meow, Tried to grab him out fom under my bed, but no he was too clever for that. So I decided to get into bed tirn off my light and sure and behold he came on my bed after about five minutes (that sounds dodgy) curled up next to me purring! That was it I grabed him and threw him out of the room shut the door. Got back into bed and went to sleep, with 10 minutes I heard meow again tuned over to see that blooming cat staring at me. This carried on all night and by 6am I decided I wouldnt get any sleep so got up and watched sky sports news, tonight I am gonna kill my cat. Factbury any ideas how I can do this? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :shock: I hate Cats they are fucking pointless animals. |