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Woke up this morning feeling rough as fuck. Who gave me man flu on saturday??  :x

Being a bloke though i haven't let it bother me. Went to work and done my round and then just spent an hour down the gym. Done 45 mins on the treadmill to try and sweat this dreaded virus out.

I have decided on a hot dish for dinner tonight but not sure what to go for :?

A chili would work i think.

Talking of gyms, how long would it usually take you to run 1.5 miles?

12 mins why?

just wondered...

i think i've got the flu as well  :?

i've had the ricky ricky shakes all day

Ralphy,

Men are hypochondriacs!!!!

It wasn't cold saturday!!!!

I had the Ricky Ricky's yesterday, but a Strongbow at lunch steadied them somewhat.

I didn't say it was cold on saturday?  :?

It was warm actually.

He never said it was  :D  :wink:

Men 1 - 0 Women




*hides*

it was tropical up north once again at Huddersfield

We're just fragile thats all...

I blame The Chicken Balti Pies.

I guess but noone had flu saturday did they so I assumed you thought it was cold!!!!

Cold? It was like friggin Barbados  8)

Especially in that pub!

Dude if you had flu, you wouldn't be able to get out of bed, let alone do all that shit.  You're not not feeling 100%.  

I admire your battling qualities though shag!!

I never said i had flu, i said i had man flu  :wink:

So technically if he doesn't have flu then it is men 1 - Women 1 and also just proves my point that men ARE hypochondriacs!!!!

You couldn't handle a dose of man flu lady  :)

man flu is a weaker version of flu!!!!  

Im healthy and never get ill!!!

Thats cos women do less work so inhale less air hence few viruses  :soapy tit wank:

i've had the shittest cold for a week and a bit now, started kicking into full flow whilst i was on holiday  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

 :shock:

Thats is possibly the worst explanation I have heard!

Tis true i tell thee.

Doctor Ralphy is in session  :agree:

only you who is ill ralphy, so we didnt pass it on....

man flu is for girls.... :D

God you men are wimps :D

Agreed!!!

get back in the fucking kitchen  :wink:

Women are just bitter because they get PMS and men don't. Any little thing to make themselves feel better hey?

p.s. Men can multitask

We all know that.

Women have to go through alot more and we don't complain :P We just get on with it.
(I think the reason why men are wimps is because they were brought up by women 8) )

Of course men can multitask

we can get our rocks off and get someone pregnant all at the same time

Or even PMT ?  :wink:

You try bloody having stomach bloody cramp all day its agony :x Men get an itchy toe and they think they are going to die.

definitely.

what annoyed me last week is i went for an all day bender on sunday. rolled in at 2am after sitting in our local curry house for 1½ hours, skived off on Monday cos i was tired and couldn't be arssed then woke up on Tuesday with a bastard cold. first one in over 2 years  :evil:

someones way of telling me off i thinks

Us wimps?!!!

Why is it all women feel the need to have the heating set to tropical when in a car??

she has a point.

imagine having gut rot for 24hrs

would fucking kill me

What does PMT have to do with anything?  This thread was about man flu and the fact that it is an exaggeration of a small cold!!!

STOP COMPLAINING!

that's bollocks dear sade  8)

i've played competitive football with a broken toe and competitive cricket with a broken thumb

whats wrong with not freezing to death?

I can surf for porn and wank at the same time thank you.



Men have higher pain thresholds and that is a scientifically proven fact. However I do sympathise with you. There's no need to take it out on us men though, it's not our fault.

indeed.  i think most blokes when about 14/15 played sport when it was probably not advisable to do so.  I fractured my wrist fouling someone and had to play the rest of that half, and then 'try and run it off' for the whole of the second  :?

I love these Men v women threads!!!  So amusing.  lets agree to disagree! :surrender:

In fucking july ?  :o

''oo it's so cold today, put the heating on''

Do men get boob pain too:shock:

Easy!!!!  its a comfort thing!

I get jogger's nipple

:nuts:

As James Brown said ''THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD''

Joggers nipple :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You may laugh sade but after running for 45 mins with a Swindon shirt on, the badge rubs against your nipple and kills.

Lads back me up here.

You do realise ralphy if noone does back you up then we will have to accept that perhaps your nipples are in the wrong place.

especially with a new football kit too.

i always put vas on my nipps before playing.
especially in the cold when they get errect..............................ooooh errect nipples!!! :twisted:

Hah pissed on your bonfire lady  :agree:

Erect nipples :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: why is everything so funny.

Yes, and then when you put vaseline on your nips you get called gay by your mates....  Who thought to put badges at nippleheight  :x

Ha Damn you magic  :evil: and Walrus :evil:

2 lads backing me now hah!  :mrgreen:

Men moaning because there shirt rubs against their nipples?My god that is laughable!whatever next!

sorry lady. :oops:

but not all football shirts are padded and comfortable :wink:

I 'plastered up' before doing a 5K run in my town kit for fear of tyhe aforementioned complaint.

fuck that.
the amount of hair i have around my nipps it would kill ripping those bad boys off.

Get them waxed :shock: Yowza.

:shock:  :shock:  :shock:

I didn't realise this nipple thing was such an issue!!!

you've opend up a can of worms with this one lady :mrgreen:

I suffered another male joggers injury last summer too, my GP refered to it as 'Lifeboat Man's Testicle'.

Basically where your sack gets hot and swings against your leg when running it can cause a cyst :o

I had a shooting pain up my pelvis and a great big lump in my sack  :shock:

I was shitting myself i had testicular cancer.

It's named lifeboat man's testicle cos where they wear thick waterproofs, their balls get sweaty like a joggers.

That is all.

I had a weird conversation about nipples with my sister the other day :D We were debating whether when you get your nipples peirced to they have to be pert and as magic says 'errect'?other wise I would imagine it would be rather painful.Maybe the person peircing them,rubs cold spoons over them I don't know :shock:  :?

 :shock:  :shock:

i bet that fucking hurt.

did they just give you tablets or squeeze the little fella for you :wink:

They clamp the nipple then pierce. That's what someone told me

its not so much opening a can of worms, I can't believe that everyone shares so much 'information' shall we say on here!!!

 :dead:

:soapy tit wank: Maybe its a turn on to them.......... :shock:

I was on anti biotics (sp) for 2 weeks and had to have 2 inspections at the local hospital.

They rub gel on your sack and do a xray. It's rather nice  :D

:jaw1:

also your nipple will stay 'PERT'/'ERRECT' all the time

i had a ultra scan a couple of years back cos i had kidney stones.
that was rather nice feeling having all the jelly rubbed on your stomach.

kiddney stones on the other hand. they say the pain level is similar to that of giving birth as your trying to push a mellon out of your japs eye everytime you piss or want to piss.

it fucking killed

Yeah i heard kidney stones are bad.

Piles are particularly nasty so i hear from my older work mates  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

The women at work were talking about piles today :| They said it feels like having a bunch of grapes hanging from your ass I was not impressed.

Right...

Men and woman both go through pain, getting hit/kicked in the nuts really fucking hurts.....really

I dont get boob pain, I have no problem with football kits and nipples, then I always wear my shirts extremly baggy.

Nut sack swinging while running is annoying as hell, hence I wear cycling shorts to keep it all compact.

I played a whole season of football on a fractured footed.

Colds/flu dont stop me getting out of bed.


ummm, that is all.....

Nice  :|

I have this annoying tart at work that says this EVERY FUCKING DAY; 'Oooh my head is splitting'.

I would love to split her fucking head with a fucking axe, she is the most annoying person on the planet and will not fucking leave me alone on night outs! Does she not realise that there may be potential interested wenches on the prowl and her fucking putting her arm around me and touching my leg all the time is going to put off the lovely ladies!

Please Fuck off, I don't fancy you, you are an annoying bitch, leave me alone I would rather shag my gran than shag you!

Tell her you have genital herpes edinburgh :D

No, I have to work with her and she has a gob the size of the Andes! :soapy tit wank:

Your just scared she'll tell the whole office you have a very small willy  :soapy tit wank:

Harsh! :x

I am happy with what I was given! (Where is that Swedish Penis Pump!!)

I have a tiddler when on my post round on a cold morning  :D

Going for a piss takes about 10 mins!  :mrgreen:

:D  :shock: Your letting everyone know today arent you!

thanks for that Ralphy  :roll:

No point lying, you allways get found out  :D

My cold is worse today and I am not moaning I am stating :( Sneezing every 5 minutes and I feel like a drip.I have to go to a bodyshop party at my mates aunties house too and I don't want to go!but I might as well.

Girl!

shut it tiddler :D  :wink:

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 You used to be such a sweet innocent thing Sadie.......

I still am mr.reg honest :D *Does sweet and innocent puppy dog eyes.