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Title: andy cole?
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 01:24:48
is he retired from international football?

the man's on fire. he's got the sharpness of his time at newcastle back, plus the education in football he got at man utd.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 01:33:23
He was awesome tonight, I thought Man City had signed Ronaldinho! Little bits of skill, flicks, assists, goals.... he was fantastic


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 06:15:07
Yes Cole retired from International Footy quite a few years back now, i have to agree that he's on fire this season.  :)


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Johno on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 10:06:38
cole at international level was just crap though.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 10:12:10
Andrew Cole.....


Title: andy cole?
Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 10:21:50
Indeed I felt he was a faceless retard at man utd, but this season I'v e found a new liking for him as a player, I do remeber his one and only England goal, and being disappointed that he'd scored as I'd have rather won by a lesser margin than let him score.  His Newcastle debut was at the CG and despite my youngage my dad got me into cordially abusing him with 'city reject' chants.

Never an international forward though.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 11:59:02
He retired himself from International Football just after he was left out of the England squad.  A case of over self importance me thinks.  I'd say Vassell looked the better of the two last night anyway.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:08:51
Vassell hasnt retired from international football and he is better than Peter Crouch!!!


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:14:00
No he isn't and he doesn't deserve a place in the England squad.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:18:27
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
No he isn't and he doesn't deserve a place in the England squad.


Git out of it Ben.     :D

Crouch by comparison makes Vassell look like a young Pele.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:23:53
Not true, Vassell has a very average scoring record (about one in 5 games) compared to one in 3 for Crouch. No reason he should even be close to the England squad.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: DiV on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:24:14
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
No he isn't and he doesn't deserve a place in the England squad.


how many goals has Crouch scored this season.....0

Vassell is already on 4 plus playing well.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:27:04
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
No he isn't and he doesn't deserve a place in the England squad.


how many goals has Crouch scored this season.....0

Vassell is already on 4 plus playing well.


So why should we compare them over 1/4 of the season (which Crouch was injured for the start off) rather than their careers to date.

4 plus, yeah great. Lampard has 13 and he's a midfielder.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 12:34:40
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
No he isn't and he doesn't deserve a place in the England squad.


how many goals has Crouch scored this season.....0

Vassell is already on 4 plus playing well.


So why should we compare them over 1/4 of the season (which Crouch was injured for the start off) rather than their careers to date.

4 plus, yeah great. Lampard has 13 and he's a midfielder.


Well I say get Lampard in the England team then!


Title: andy cole?
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 13:41:16
Vassell 3 goals in 5 england appearances
Crouch 0 goals in 3 england appearances


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 13:48:50
Er Vassell has 22 England caps.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 13:49:40
:oops: dodgy EPSN stats site.....he has 6 goals also


Title: andy cole?
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 15:46:04
darius

International Caps    22  
International Goals   6  

crouch

International Caps    2  
International Goals   0


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 15:47:12
On this seasons current form id say Vassell over Crouch in the England squad although we do need a target man in Crouch.  :wink:


Title: andy cole?
Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 15:48:30
Or Heskey?


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 15:49:11
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
Or Heskey?


No fucking way!, we dont need to go back to him.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:29:04
I quite like Crouch but I would rather have the pace and skill of Vassell.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:42:48
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Not true, Vassell has a very average scoring record (about one in 5 games) compared to one in 3 for Crouch. No reason he should even be close to the England squad.


Arf, come on Ben!   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You can’t make comparisons between performances in the Championship and Premiership, include cup competitions and expect to make any sort of credible comparison between the two.

Vassell: 37 top flight goals in 117 Premier League starts.
Crouch: 18 top flight goals in 70 Premier League Starts.

Total Top Flight Goals-Per-Game Ratio

Vassell = 0.32
Crouch = 0.25

* Discounting sub appearances where both players have close to identical ratios.

International Caps

Vassell 22 – 6 Goals
Crouch 2 – 0 Goals

Don’t get me wrong Vassell is no great but by comparison Crouch makes him look like he’ll be doing erectile dysfunction adverts in forty years.

You only had to have seen both play in the same Villa side to have a basic comprehension of who was the better player!

As I said Vassell is certainly no great but while he may be conspicuous by his absence a lot of the time it beats being conspicuous by his presence.

What’s the deal with Crouch anyway?

He’s equivalent to Ricketts in terms of performance/stats etc and while I have said before he had a storming last season with Southampton by far the majority of his top flight his performances have been average at best.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: lebowski on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:51:07
hey dazzaa, you're spoiling a good argument by using Definite Info (aka FACTS)!

this cannot continue, to rectify this inbalance i'm going to spout some rubbish...

crouch has cost, collectively, £18million pounds, and according to the previous post he's scored 18 premiership goals - that's £1million per goal!

vassell recently signed for man city, not sure how much for but i do know that it wasn't £37million pounds, so obviously he's much better.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 18:53:03
There is a reason Crouch has attracted transfer fees of over £15m in total so far in his career, whilst Vassell has only gone for £2m, it's because he's a better player.

I didn't include cup competitions.

Crouch got 4 times as many goals as Vassell in the premiership last year.


Anyway how can you discount sub appearances saying they're close to identical when Vassell has had 55 sub appearances in the premiership, Crouch about half that.

Ar come on Dazzza you can't expect that to be any kind of credible comparison. :wink:


Title: andy cole?
Post by: lebowski on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:06:40
was it only £2million?

so, that's.... almost £54'054.05 per premiership goal!

which makes vassell... 18.5 times better!


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:07:54
By that measure Vassell is better than Rooney, I think not.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:19:47
Quote

Anyway how can you discount sub appearances saying they're close to identical when Vassell has had 55 sub appearances in the premiership, Crouch about half that.


Vassell 117 starts 55 appearances as sub.
Crouchy 43 Starts 27 appearances as sub

Actually gives Crouch an advantage when you calculate goals per games based on starts but hey there you go.

Six times more goals than Vassell last season in the league the same figure when they just so happened to play in the same side at Villa.

Oh and Rooney’s just under a million a goal, the fat bed wetter


Title: andy cole?
Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:22:08
fucking hell this argument is in about three different threads i think.


Title: andy cole?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 1, 2005, 19:23:47
Cureton is better than Rooney...................FACT

He has scored more goals.