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anyone booked it yet?? Merling perhaps?? :beers:

eh? im all up for a pint before a game but dinner is a bit far.

Turkey and Stuffing Pie it is  8)

I won't comment on forum meets cos some people get funny about it :-))(

Can't even have a laugh anymore.

p.s. dinner is abit too far

Ralphy that comment alon went a bit far, you really should appologise, I know it's the internet, but still try and be serious once in a while. :wink:

Appologise for having a laugh?

People take me too serious. Everything i say is shit.

Tell um to fuck of Ralphy...........

I'll just leave it now compo, i was just having abit of fun.

who has upset you ralphy?  i think you are funny  :D

I blame Ralphy

http://www.thetownend.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=7135

Anyway does anyone want to go for Xmas Dinner with Fatbury? get your wallets out!

Can i pull your cracker blink ?

Just me, STFC Lady and STFC Bird so far then! :beers:

When did lady and bird say their going?!!

I'd double check that!

Think Xmas Dinner might be a step too far Fatters, I wouldn't book anything just yet, if I were you. But if i were you, then you'd be me, and i'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! Loooooooooosers!!!!

I'm up for a pint and a bag of crisps at our home game against Blackpool on sat 17th december but roast dinner is too far.

We should do one of the party nights they are having at the county ground, you old scrooges

Thai sweet chilli, Ralph?

Maybe yeah or Roast Chicken and Thyme.

oooh, nice.

  :beers: ....woohoo   Bird organise it for the 6th December.

why the 6th of december??

I am washing my hair that night Reg  :wink:

Seee .. Birdys up for it!! :beers:

 TEF 1st birthday.....got to be at least a cyber party.

we could have a cyber sexathon

You don't want to do that bird. There's a lot of viruses going around on the internet

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I got that one

Not a virus, before you start!

 Indeed we could.....can we make it 21+ entry?   Not sure posters like Sadie, Johno and DMR should read some of your stuff.

 When I say 21+ I'm talking age range not numbers.

I'd be the youngest there if you done that!!

Sonic is 19
Lady is 18
Sade is 16
Johno is 16
Dave is 17

Everyone is younger than me apart from Spacey, yeovil, magic, bird and reg!

I'm 21

im older

I'll be 21 on the 21st december

im 21 too

I can pass for 21!! :)

But you have VD

 Close but you wont be allowed in....the bouncers will be very strict.

  Bird they do bounce.... don't they?

i'm 22

nothing wrong with my stuff, they gotta learn somewhere  :D

p.s they bounce very well thanks reg

I'm 24  :(

Getting old.

fruity

25 in under 3 weeks. Quarter of a century  :x  Now that is scary.

I've started to receed i'm sure of it  :(

Any grey hairs yet Ralphy? I'm dreading the day I have to go down the shop and buy:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000052Y6T.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

why do I feel out of place ... IM 34!! :old:

and that aint old trust me!

a cyber sexathon Birdy ??

I need a dirty old man smiley for that one! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

No grey hairs no.

I have my hair cut short though and it's hard to tell if i'm receeding.

I have the Sean O'Hanlon and Jack Smith look.

me too .. with grey hair!

pffffffffft i'm 21 and my hair is starting to make serious in-roads towards the back of my head  :(  :cry:

22 hair like a broom, thik as you like, my grandad's 89 with a full head of hair so I'm banking I inherited that.

Your not alone Leggett, look at Sam Parkin, Jack Smith and Sean O.

both my grandads were bald as can be, so im fucked :(

i have still yet to see hairloss like my mate jamie and his older brother jon, both not yet 30 but the hair is well on its way  :P

 :mrgreen:  :?

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft you cant talk, u got hair like patrick collins! :P

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

No he's got hair like me. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/bleh.gif

My hair grows too quick to tame.  I'm a youthful 21, so i can come to the party!

Im 19 in just over a week thanks!

I bet your gutted Lady that your allowed to the xmas dinner  :D

im great as im 16 with thick hair (i just came to the last page, so i don't why your talking about hair!) getting abit long though. anyone want to cut it for me?

 Its just as well you missed the rest Johno...its nor really suitable for you.

 I'm sure Sadie  or Walrus would do your hair for you if you asked nicely.

Walrus must go to a salon to have his done.

There is no way a barber would do that!

Toni & Guy i suspect.

always trying to protect me aren't you? your like a father figure to me reg...

im sure walrus would. lovely mullet he has.

Haha everyone on here is obsessed with my hair, I should shave it off and raise money for the RAF!  I'm seriously considering shaving it - girlfriend prefers me with shorter hair....

i didn't take your advice reg by the way and read the rest of it. promise me, i have heard all this before...cheers for trying to protect me though reg!  :soapy tit wank:

    Well there's not really anything there that's not suitable.....it'll be when Birdy gets going on her sexathon, you need to close your ears.

if it was for a good cause, that would be a good idea! but i think a few on here would cry for a few days.

I like doing peoples hair thanks reg :D I cut my own cos its cheaper and my hairdresser cousin taught me how 8)
If you aint going to let the under 18's in we will have our own party and It will be alot better than yours so there :P

when are you avaliable sade? and it will be free right!?  :)

just for the record......I am not losing my hair, quite the opposite infact....

your smooth johno  :D

I'm going to have to check my diary first,my schedule is very busy at the moment you see :-))(  8)

FREE? :mrgreen:

i'll let anyone touch my hair if its free....well, i say anyone.  :-))(  im sure you could squeeze me in somewhere!  :)

sexathon cancelled, sorry reg

i don't know if thats good for me or not....reg, help!

Young johno is very forward today :D haha!

Agreed, your locks are starting to get fallonish!!!!!

What long and greasy ?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

not greasy!! Like the loreal advert  :wink:

What advert is that on tv where they do a mock operation ?

Really cheesy it is.

noooooo the old school one!!

Better to have too much hair than none at all!!!

Are you taking the piss  :x

I'm glad you are all facinated by my hair....

If you would like to discuss whether I should cut it and if so and how.....then be my guest all advice welcome  :D

Get it trimmed, not cut completely.

I like it!!!!  It adds character!!! :mrgreen:

 :soapy tit wank: young....sade, has turned into a 30 year old... :?   :D

I think I have.I get called it too at work,The women are really really rude and they think they have 'corupted my young mind' when really it was already like it :D  :oops:

My hair actually looks a lot like Fallon's at the moment, I think i'll get it cut this week though.

 Very responsible of you Birdy.....I can set quiz questions for the TEF birthday party then much more wholesome.

 I knew it.....now that Birdy is cancelled her sexathon...we can have an all ages party....jelly and ice cream, pass the parcel, and pin the tail on Matt Heywood.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Quality

Your all just just jealous :P (you forgot musical chairs reg)

musical chairs!  :beers: can we have prizes?

 I think STFC ball point pens could be arranged.

We could play hitting the barn door. You could get Jamie Cureton along to show you how it isn't done!

8) im liking the fact of having a player turn up

now, sean o hanlon should be there! for obvious reasons!  :)