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Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:03:08
I think i may have man flu which is almost as deadly as bird flu  :)


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:05:27
well stay out of the public for a few days! if that thing meets bird flu and mutates wer'e all fucked!  :D


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:05:59
What the hell is man flu?
I know that when you get bird flu you grow wings and a beak thats it :D


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:08:26
Man flu is deadly, females couldn't handle it.


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:12:43
When men get colds they make such a drama over it :D Pussys.Women have to go through alot worse trust me!


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:14:30
Yeah whatever you say.

Why do women get all fucking emotional and overeact then just cos their on.  :-))(

Try having a cyst of the testicle. Now that fucking hurts.


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:20:17
Quote from: "sade"
When men get colds they make such a drama over it :D Pussys.Women have to go through alot worse trust me!


dont go through all that we have to have babies lark ive heard it all before  :roll:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:21:24
Stomach cramp is agony :( I would'nt know what child birth feels like but From what I hear that is the worst :shock:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:22:44
Try having a tube forced up your jap eye :D


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:25:58
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Try having a tube forced up your jap eye :D


Sounds very erotic  :gay:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:28:05
I think I may have bird flu. I have been sick as a parrot all week.


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:28:06
Try having a.............no not going to go there!


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:29:26
Quote from: "sade"
Try having a big black cock up your ass, god i liked that


 :shock:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:29:46
Quote from: "sade"
Try having a.............no not going to go there!


 :o Im shocked


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 19:32:15
:evil:
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "sade"
Try having a big black cock up your ass, god i liked that


 :shock:  :soapy tit wank:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, October 25, 2005, 20:25:52
I had my flu jab today.

You're all fucked.  

Made from eggs don't you know.


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 08:00:39
I am having mine next week, do you think we will still be here then?  :shock:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 08:02:00
might be too late for u Birdy! :shock:  :shock:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 08:09:56
I won't be getting a flu jab. No need.


Plus the time off work would be nice...


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 08:46:48
Quote from: "fatbury"
might be too late for u Birdy! :shock:  :shock:


Hope not, just paid for a weekend away with my mates!!


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:00:53
anywhere nice?


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:04:55
only butlins.  should be a laugh though


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:09:05
i was gonna have my jab on Thursday but i've got a fuckin cold so have had to cancel it.

first cold in over 2 years. it's shit and i feel like crap :evil:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:09:51
least you admit you have a cold and aren't saying you have flu  :wink:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:11:33
Quote from: "STFCBird"
least you admit you have a cold and aren't saying you have flu  :wink:


 :soapy tit wank:

i know what flu is like and this is no way flu.
just a shitty head cold.

might mean staying home for a few days though to catch up on FM2006 :twisted:


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:14:31
I was gonna go to Butlins at Minehead in Nov .. sadly my most boring mates that I have decided all they really want to do these days is get pissed at the bottom of town WEEK after WEEK after WEEK .. the older they get the more boring they have become

They dont go to football anymore .. wont go to weekenders very often .. and wont even do concerts

The answer i generally get from them is .. oh i cant be bothered! :-))(


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:17:17
Quote from: "fatbury"
I was gonna go to Butlins at Minehead in Nov .. sadly my most boring mates that I have decided all they really want to do these days is get pissed at the bottom of town WEEK after WEEK after WEEK .. the older they get the more boring they have become

They dont go to football anymore .. wont go to weekenders very often .. and wont even do concerts

The answer i generally get from them is .. oh i cant be bothered! :-))(


and thats related to having a cold how???


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 09:20:40
I had cotton wool head monday, maybe I am getting a cold  :(


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 11:49:19
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "fatbury"
might be too late for u Birdy! :shock:  :shock:


Hope not, just paid for a weekend away with my mates!!


you said you were too poor to come out and play  :cry:

i've got no mates anymore


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 11:50:27
burned...


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 12:14:10
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "fatbury"
might be too late for u Birdy! :shock:  :shock:


Hope not, just paid for a weekend away with my mates!!


you said you were too poor to come out and play  :cry:

i've got no mates anymore


That is why I can't afford to come out and play with you.  I will be playing with you again soon don't worry.  Not in a molestation way as it sounds on here though  :D


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 12:16:58
hooray! all of my mates from college have ditched me this week, nobody is ever out or wants to go out. bunch of cunts.


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 12:19:17
When I back from Holiday we can go out, I will stay sober this time, It is about time that Village came out again too!!


Title: What Are The Symptons Of Bird Flu & Man Flu?
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, October 26, 2005, 12:29:38
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
hooray! all of my mates from college have ditched me this week, nobody is ever out or wants to go out. bunch of cunts.


Sounds like my mates at the moment .. is it because of Xmas?